things we all do and don't talk about.
 

pick boogers.

pee in sinks

play asteroids with our poop.

stare at our female neighbors thru their windows.

talk to animals.

I actually had a conversation about peeing in sinks the other day lol

I talk to my dog all the time, he rarely contributes to the conversation though.

I posit that the sink is the same as the toilet.

asteroids homey.

play world of warcraft

watch worldstarhiphop fight compilation vids while drunk and want to fight everyone

stare at my female neighbors asses out my window

fight chickens

eat mcdonalds for lunch every workday because of the monopoly game

tbcontinued

Sometimes I smoke a joint and take a shit at the same time, it is an interesting feeling.

eating and pooping at the same time.

No veritas, never eat while shitting. That violates some kinda code for sure

The frog is right fox.

Jerk off at work

Ha! Good one!

I appreciate the wisdom of the frog.

Think of offing yourself.

Follow random strangers in public places for lengthy amounts of time.

Notice sexual things about children.

Oh wow.

I was just gonna say i ate my eggs while pooping today. But i think void has taken the cake....and is waiting for a naked child to hop out of it.

lmfaaaaooo.

i always talk on the phone while im shitting. multi tasking at its finest.
@VERITAS i'll give u a holler next time i gotta dump

Dead @ pooping while shitting

In on Veritas data-mining thread.

Quoted for truth.

Also, when I'm extremely bored at a party, with lame people or tiresome family gathering etc. I got this game I play for myself where I try to think of how I could successfully kill anyone in the room with whatever I got infront of me. I literally plan out how I'd go about it, who to take out first, analyze the situation and how I think people would react at first, who'd be shocked/scared and who would fight back etc. Could I do it silently? Break up the group? Ofc., I'd never do it, but it's literally my only source of entertainment if I should find myself in a room with boring people.

Hmm.. What...? Doesn't any of you do that shit? It's literally the only ''fun'' puzzle-game on some Miami Hotline steez you can do when people around you define the phrase ''DULL AS FUCK''.

Edit: Oh, nevermind.. Misread the topic/title. ''Things we all do but never talk about'' surely isn't ''Things you do but never talk about.'' My bad.

^okay psycho, I dont think about offing my family at gatherings.

Question;
Why when I need to shit, the feeling is multiplied tenfold when looking at a toilet? Its like a race to get my pants off.

YALL ARE NASTY YO

shit particles in the air

i wanna pour out my drink if i even fart near it. or if i fart while eating gross

got that shit taste in the air of butthole gas. just fumes broiling in your COLON clouding everything

i take my pants, socks and underwear completely off when i shit tho. thats probably pretty weird. gotta be naked from the waste down, so i can spread my legs properly, pause, and get full support when blasting shit outta my poop hole

There are shit particles everywhere anyway.


I hate having to poop as soon as I get out of the shower

Asteroids = dropping a duece, then standing up and pissing on the turds breaking them up into smaller turds.


anyone?

How about just pissing out the ass.. Bad case of it last night..

Faucet ass

Been there.

Like when whores are saying nasty shit like.. "Blah blah blah, every time I eat beef it makes me shit through a screen door.." I'm like, yeah that ain't off-putting or anything..

A while ago I told my girlfriend I had crazy pains in my stomach, cuz she's a nurse...she said I just needed to poop and I got mad like 'I know my own body and I know when I need to poop and when there is obviously a tumour in my colon'

Turns out I just needed to poop.

Or when you're floating down the Clackamas River w/a bunch of bi$hes, on tubes, and one's like " this water is gonna give me a yeast infection.."

"Bi$h! I ain't hearing it!" *paddles away to different group feeling horrified

@VERITAS I just did a massive shit and then I played tetris with it. Very entertaining, I will definitely continue to do this, thank you for introducing this into my life.

does one play asteroids w/ their poop? lmao << edit: nvm just read this rofl. nah I never did that.. but now I think I might.

also I openly speak to animals, and have done it front of strangers, friends, coworkers, etc.

I kinda do that, but with the other half of my body. T-shirt/hoodie etc. I prefer to not hold that shit up when I wipe my ass. It's just in the way anyways so I take that stuff off and I get the sense of freedom running through my body when I do for some reason. Never had any problem or been annoyed with pants/socks tho' but I can understand why you want it off.

Like Anime_Boners I also openly speak to animals.

i take my shirt off everytime i shit, and hate pooping in public places.

i agree with everything in this thread, except:

i dont speak to animals, they speak to me.

What do they say?

"You're an animal."

You are a meercat. This is my manor.

and your manners reflect that of a mere cat's in my manor's mirror


which is why i like you and you like me both more than we care to admit lol ;)

Are you flirting with me?

He's trying to say he wants to burglarize your turd factory..?

I'd fuck dis nigge* up!

I can take a shit anywhere. It don't fuckin matter. Never met another soul who has admitted this much, but I am he.

At a fuckin zeplin concert with 30k people and ten portajohns???? No biggie. Hover shit yo.