NETCEES COUNCIL, ALL GATHER
 

@Sir Oswald Gonesberg @El Pancake @Bags

mustachia Bailiff: Please rise. The Court of the Second Netcees Judicial court, Criminal Division, is now in
session, the Honorable Judge BB DA BB MUSTACHIO DA GAWD presiding.
Judge BB: Everyone but the jury may be seated.

mustachia Bailiff: Please raise your right hand. Do you solemnly swear or affirm that you will truly
listen to this case and render a true verdict and a fair sentence as to this defendant?
NETCEES: I DO

You may be seated.
Judge BB:
Members of the jury, your duty today will be to determine whether the defendant is guilty or
not guilty based only on facts and evidence provided in this case. The prosecution has the GAY FAGGOT MODERATOR @Paradigm
burden of proving the guilt of the defendant beyond a reasonable doubt. This burden
remains on the prosecution through the trial. The prosecution must prove that a crime was
committed (IT HAS BEEN CAUSE HESA FAGGOT) and that the defendant is the person who committed the crime (HE DID). However, if you
are not satisfied of the defendant’s guilt to that extent, then reasonable doubt exists and the
defendant must be found not guilty. (WHICH HE IS CAUSE HES A ULGLY BITCH MOD AND WONT POST A PIC)



ALL IN FAVOR OF DEMODDING SUBSEQUENT MODERATOR @Paradigm AS A MOD AND RELIEVE HIM OF HIS DUTIES AS A FAGGOT NON PIC POSTER, PLEASE DO SO TO YOUR APPOINTED JUDGE THINGEY, I AM JUDGE BB, I WILL RE-EVALUATE THE SENTIMENTS GIVEN BY THE HONORABLE NETCEES JURY LATER. A poll will be provided, if paradigm votes on this he will be demodded per terms of the netcees branch. We have moderators to check that, if he does.


BUT IF PARADIGM THE GUILTY WANTS TO SUPERSEDE THIS TRIAL, HE CAN POST A PICTURE AND ALL CHARGES WILL BE DROPPED. UNTIL THEN, WE'RE ADJOURNED.

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This is how it should be done. Fair.

I suggest giving the defendant twenty four (24) hours to post a pic. If the defendant does not comply with the court order he will be stripped of all titles, his land will be parceled out in equal shares to the constituents and regular posters of one "Netcees.co", and his woman will become my property, if the Honorable @big baby consents.

polls are uyp

Honarable bb

I have testimony i feel may be absolutely invakuabke in evaluating the guilt/innocents of the defendant @Paradigm


May i address the court?

@Bags

You may. Proceed with these findings.

I do. I will also grant any and all accomplishments under the name, primarily one "Ultimate Textcee" to be given to @El Pancake and rightfully stripped from it's current owner one, " @Paradigm" with and all consenting rights. Proceed.

Fair. I respect the courts wishes.

So, the one active mod, we should oust?
the only person really doing shit, we should get rid of that guy because he doesn't want to post a picture on the Internet?

I vote that we jail one "Destroyer" for contempt.

Destroyer merely questioned the court and made no assertions

OBJECTION. Your honor, Bags has not given his testimony yet, Destroyer is in contempt of court.

At the courts expense, I proceed with the jailing of said Destroyer, but honorable judge bb is feeling honorable today.

Destroyer one more outburst from you and I will have you jailed in contempt of court. Now be seated.

Sustained. Bailiff, please remove destroyer from the premises, as his assertion wasn't put in form of poll. A 1 hour jailing sentence is appropriate. Think about what you've done @Destroyer.

Yeah he should like totally post a pic and stuff.

voted the other way, cause that's how I roll faggots
des out

I motion this vote be struck from the record. It's clear Des has no interest in the truth here. His motives are Suth's pecs, if you know what I mean, your Honor.

Ahem


Honorable Judge bb da bb

Netcees fully capable jury

If i may....









AYO THIS FAGG9T NIGGA PARADIGM SHOOK AS FUCK TO POST HIS PICTIRE B. OH LOOK AT ME NC IM THE MEGA MOD @RED COATS THE BROTISH R COMING CUZ RED MEANS BLOOD LIKE U HURT THEM AND COATS IS A TEAM NAME AND ALSO THE RED COATS ARE WHAT PEOPLE FROM CANADA WEAR NIGGA STFU U FUCKIN WASHED UP LONGBAR MONGOLOID HEY BOATMEAL ....GET IT...CUZ HES A BOAT THAT SAILED PASSED U IN THE OM DISS AN U WERE LIKE OHH EVERY BAR WAS GOOD....CE0T THE ONES VS ME....CUZ THOSE WERE DUMB ...LOLOL U CRYBABY FAGGIT OLE GAY RITE ASS FAGGIT NIGGA OLE FEILD WITH PONDS ASS FILLED WITH PUNS ASS SHOOK ASS MAYWEATHER TRYS TO READ A BOOK ASS CERTAIN TAKES A FRIED FOOD COOK CLASS SCARED TO POST A PICTURE LOW CLASS MEDIOCRE BISHOP BLANCOS SOPHOMORE GEL BOTTLE ASS TOOTHPASTE HAIR DO COCKSUCKA. EVERY HALF ASS MAG U WRITE THE STRANGLE HOLD GRIP ON UR VIRGINITY KS TIGHTENED 2 FOLD. U FUCKIN VEGAN. U HAVE FANTASIES ABOUT PUNANI WHISPERS. U HAD A WETDREAM ABOUT A JELLO QUEEF FROM THE FORST SPOON OUT THE BOWL. POST A PICTURE OF UR DECEASED SOCK DRAWER. U WACK OFF INTO BEYOND TEXT BATTLES FROM 2007 YOU PEAKED IN LIFE ON IHH. OLD LOVE AND TEXT HOP LOOKIN WEIRDO FAGGIT FUCKFACE. U MADE A FUCKIN He whose name shall not be spoken GIF ON PHOTOSHOP TO HIDE THE FACT THAT U ARE TEN TIMES THE WARTHOGG OLE SCROOGE MC FATFACE EVER WAS OR HAS BEEN. EVEN THAT COCKSUCKING FAT GINGER WRETCHID FUCKIN HIGHSCHOOL TEXT DROP OUT JOHN HENSLEY AND PARS SIGJED MY YEARBOOK ASS FAGGIT METH POSTED HIS FLOPPY FACE FOR THE LIME HALLS TO DEVOUR. FUCKIN RADIO STATION FACE FAGGIT. FUCKIN STATION FROM BILL AN TED ASS FAGHIT.

This nigga guilty

Bb da bb if you could please add this testimoney to the docket.

Thank u my ncgs.

I'd like to change my vote per bags testimony
I didn't know about the jello queef wet dream

Ahem, I see. Bb da bb honorable judge fucka gone.

If anybody else has anything of importance that you believe the court and it's jury and onlookers may deem interesting or in support of the case, please speak.

OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!

I testify all the above quoted are true

Quote:

nah, he cool, even tho im a bitch ass faggot i dont think he should post a pic

Voters: Certain, Destroyer

Destroyer will get his vote docked, but @Certain, do you have anything to add you faceless piece of shit mod?

You're on thin ice. One more outburst and you'll be jailed for 24 hours.

Testimony added to docket. You may be seated.

Lmao

Great thread.

I just came to a realization tho, which I don't think anyone else seems to have realized...but I shall wait it out to see if someone else realizes it too.

Upon your realization. I might have realized what you've realized.

Avatar you terrorist trolling sheep.

I enjoyed realizing with you.

Lmao bb did it!!!

good god. I motion for Paradigm to take it down immediately. We didn't know what we were getting into. We didn't know.

Your honour, the jury, I would like to submit certain as an accessory to second degree faggotry (no pic) and neckbearding without a licence.

None of you get how ncg courtroom etiquette works


Fuck

@Knucklehead @Split @Meth


@baliff bill @al sharkton @The Rawnmobile

Fuck

yeah we're gonna w8 9 weeks for so you can have courtroom trial nostalgia. fucka idiyote we did it and mission accomplished. much better.

j

I don't get u guys.

bb hasnt posted a pic

yet hes holdin court

nc come on now

@dull boy

am I doing this right

wot

I was wondering the same thing @Bags