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Strikta 08-22-2014 08:59 AM

Batty
 
Aye bruh, u should do the NCG collage when u get the time.

Would be dope, & likely hilarious.

Bout to watch Bladerunner later.. holla my dude.

Destroyer 08-22-2014 09:09 AM

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2...0s2eo1_500.gif

Strikta 08-22-2014 09:11 AM

Word lol

I'm prolly pushing it.

Meh.

Paradox 08-22-2014 09:11 AM

May as well tag his other account
@The Mind Assassin

Batty 08-22-2014 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paradox (Post 386907)
May as well tag his other account
@The Mind Assassin

wow, you still on that, like forreal? Me and V work for the same company, hit his digits for therapy on this matter if it's got you up at night but trust this is the one and only account I've ever had at NC, I got zero aliases.


but yo Strik, lemme know what you got in mind and I will see what I can do.

Which version of BR you down with? Some people don't like the "happy ending" or the voice over.

Paradox 08-22-2014 09:33 AM

I think NCs needs to see batty and v irl together holding a newspaper with the date

anime_boners 08-22-2014 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paradox (Post 386916)
I think NCs needs to see batty and v irl together holding a newspaper with the date

it's impossible to believe batty is veritas because batty is funny

Certain 08-22-2014 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batty (Post 386914)
Which version of BR you down with? Some people don't like the "happy ending" or the voice over.

The voice-over version only exists in bootlegs and dated formats these days. Ridley Scott has done everything in his power to keep people from seeing it.

Swerve 08-22-2014 10:20 AM

V and Batty have two completely different NC personalities and type differently.

I mean, I could see it potentially but pretty sure both are grown and comfortable enough to not be large enough alias of each other.

Diode 08-22-2014 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anime_boners (Post 386925)
it's impossible to believe batty is veritas because batty is funny


Destroyer 08-22-2014 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anime_boners (Post 386925)
it's impossible to believe batty is veritas because batty is funny


Batty 08-22-2014 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain (Post 386929)
The voice-over version only exists in bootlegs and dated formats these days. Ridley Scott has done everything in his power to keep people from seeing it.


Naw bro, multiple versions have been released over the years. They've been released on dvd, hd-dvd and Blu Ray. There's tons of these including the set that comes in the Voit-Kampt style briefcase as well as the 30th anniversary set to name a few. No doubt there was beef between Ridley Scott, the share holders and the actors for years but that's old news now. Scott was allowed a "Director's Cut" back in the day, but yeah money.


trust, it's Blade Runner so you know I know.

Certain 08-22-2014 11:34 AM

I see it finally got released on DVD in 2007. Good looks. Is it worth the time?

Vulgar 08-22-2014 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anime_boners (Post 386925)
it's impossible to believe batty is veritas because batty is funny


Batty 08-22-2014 11:57 AM

@Certain, most def if you're a BR fan on any level. I own one of the ultimate sets which include all the bonus shit including the changes and the documentaries. The original cut of the "sex scene" with Deckard and Rachael was too violent, they show that as well as the other Replicant that got omitted from the movie.



http://www.beyondhollywood.com/uploa...-Box-Set-2.jpg
^This if you're a fan




http://www.tyrell-corporation.pp.se/...ltimatedvd.jpg
^This if you're a serious fan


I even still got this shit from back in the day........
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_nAM2zNNl2u...ade_runner.jpg

plus a pre-Director's Cut bootleg from even further back in the day.

veritas 08-22-2014 02:55 PM

I have said before that Batty is the funniest guy I know, and trust, we are not the same person. Batty is one of my 3 mentors.

TRUE STORY:

just this week, we were sitting in what we call the "coffee cave" where we take 3 hour lunch breaks (according to the snitches) discussing the black bear. it turns out that a black bear has wandered onto the hospitals campus. our chief of police has sent out like 23 emails about bear safety....

So as I am drinking my coffee Roy says, and I quote: "Dude I should send chief an email saying: Chief I can confirm that this is in fact a male bear because I saw it's pink thing"....

I spit my coffee all over the table.

true story.

masaii...because you brought this back up your punishment will be more severe.

Batty 08-22-2014 03:34 PM

Chief is a weirdo bro. The black bear is a juvenile bear, prolly a buck 30. This wigger sending out Captain Sarcasm emails like it's SHARKBEAR.

I might post a few of his emails.

Dude looks like Pornstache from Orange is the new Black too bros.

veritas 08-22-2014 03:37 PM

*bare in mind* no pun intended.

Ghost1 08-22-2014 03:40 PM

In to read chiefs sharkbear scaremails

veritas 08-22-2014 03:45 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV-864eS2pw

Witty 08-22-2014 04:52 PM

Post the emails plz, I also want to know about the fabled sharkbear.

Also, Batty is one of the funniest ppl on Netcees, but V is no slouch...I have lol'd often at his posts, it all depends on what he's talking about.

Ghost1 08-22-2014 05:01 PM

Batty is more versatile definitely. V can lol w the big dogs when hes on tho.


Stupid faggit fox fuckface

U shoukd eat sum dogshit then punch ur head off with a fork

Witty 08-22-2014 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags (Post 387163)
Batty is more versatile definitely. V can lol w the big dogs when hes on tho.


Stupid faggit fox fuckface

U shoukd eat sum dogshit then punch ur head off with a fork

I should....and I will.

I'm not sure how to punch my head off with a fork but I'll find a way...for you bags.

Anything for you.

P.S. I hope your sister's bf gets Ferguson'd.

big baby 08-22-2014 05:17 PM

tbh if batty and veritas are the same person (which they're not, obv) it'd be a troll and a psychological ingenuity this this physical and virtual realm hasn't seen, yet. my iq far supersedes the most embossed minds and acumen this side of the inter-web galaxy has to offer, and the amount of foreshadowing temperament, dynamic disposition; & just motherfucking reputable magnetism, singular personable peculiarity that these guys both display ;- (and it actually turning out to be one person would just be mind-blowing, legit on some genius shit) (which i only possess here). Especially if you aren't an idiot like masaii who thinks everything's the same person. The difference in what they say and how they say it, etc is just immense, especially if you pay close attention to things. And if someone were to actually replicate two extreme polar different personalities with that much acuity and accurate deception, inert dissimulation coupled with that devilish quantum flake and systematic trumpery would be something I couldn't grasp. It'd be like finding out your mother is your dad or something on that level, cause that's just how convinced i am that these two people are two separate entities.

Ghost1 08-22-2014 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty (Post 387169)
I should....and I will.

I'm not sure how to punch my head off with a fork but I'll find a way...for you bags.

Anything for you.

P.S. I hope your sister's bf gets Ferguson'd.

https://i.imgflip.com/bezhf.jpg

Witty 08-22-2014 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags (Post 387250)

In that case I hope he's the cop shooting the black guy but he accidentaly drops the gun and the black guy rapes him.

Basically, if your sister isn't taking the black penis...whoever's penis she is taking, is taking the black penis.

I jk, I hope your sister and whoever she is with are very happy together.

Someone's gotta make her happy until I get there.

Ghost1 08-22-2014 06:44 PM

LOL. Gone.

Paradox 08-22-2014 08:21 PM

Man we had the veritas is batty is batty is veritas thread months ago and u all came in agreeing so stop it with this.

Ghost1 08-22-2014 08:48 PM

The only person to ever agree was veritas....from my recolection

Paradox 08-22-2014 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags (Post 387462)
The only person to ever agree was veritas....from my recolection

Lol you said something like ive been saying this, so u agreed.

QUICK TO SAVE FACE NOW

Ghost1 08-22-2014 08:53 PM

I actually initiated the troll lol

Paradox 08-22-2014 09:01 PM

The ole i was trolling response

For shame!

veritas 08-22-2014 09:04 PM

Mas...i warned you we are the same person!


Edit: we are not the same persob!!!

You will now perish against lars. I Warnes yoy

Ghost1 08-22-2014 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paradox (Post 387475)
The ole i was trolling response

For shame!

Initially i had banned batty an veritas like 3 yrs ago cuz hush said he thought that batty was an alias.......is how this all began

Paradox 08-22-2014 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin (Post 387478)
Mas...i warned you we are the same person!


Edit: we are not the same persob!!!

You will now perish against lars. I Warnes yoy

Lol im questioning battys authenticity and ur taking it like an attack on your soul

Calm down

veritas 08-22-2014 09:26 PM

NAW MAN! WE JUST GOT BARNED FROM LYRICAL ASS ADULT FOR THE THINE ING WE THE SAME! I AM TIRED OF THE SHIT. I JUST KILLED YOU AND THEN HAD BATTY IMPRISON YOU IN A PAINT ING THAT HE ACTUALLY PAINTED AND IT HANGS IN MY LIVING ROOM DO YOU UNDERTAKING this!????

I try to let you make it but you suck. Your blood is on your own hands you tool.

Paradox 08-22-2014 09:29 PM

So ur friend hangs a pic of walsaii on ur wall, how do u explain this to ur wife? Genuinely curious.

veritas 08-22-2014 09:42 PM

Dude....do you really want to know? It will blow your mind.

Paradox 08-22-2014 09:55 PM

Dont even mention being alpha i dont care what my wife says

With that being said, continue...

veritas 08-22-2014 10:00 PM

Dude.....batty and I are not human. He painted that five years ago to Commemorate a children's story we wrote entitled "walt the wobbly walrus". The name of the painting Is remember the future.


I wrote you into a story that already existed to subliminally clown your unoriginal tool nature.

Check mate.

Pockets


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