THE VERITAS CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE THREAD
 

WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST?

Me

"It is leg day at the gym, you have just finished your second set of starting strenght squats and are fixing to add +5 plates to each side, when you feel a sudden and strong pain in your abdomen. Do you:

A: go to the locker room

B: tough thru it and finish out your 3x5?

Second

This thread has high view potential if executed timely and properly.

No pressure.

next in line

it is just another afternoon where you wake up with nothing to do until work later. You feel strange today, different than usual, you decide to go outside and decide to take a walk. You come to a fork in the road, do you:

A: go left
B: go right

shut the fish up you slant eyed gookfaced gook. leave here meastrowh.

B. Right

Lol this reminds me of those goosebumps books where u choose ur story arc

it is 11pm on saturday night you are at a local bar with your friends and some of their ladies. You are having a good time listening to live music, some alternative drivel, but yeah, the alcohol makes it groove. Your buddy sean gets up to go piss and his old lady is looking at you smiling. She says, with a hint of naughty : " good god he is so boring....want to get out of here? I have something crazy to show you?" Do you:

A: leave with her immediatly before sean comes back
B: tell shawn what has happened

you have walked for approxiametly thirty minutes or so, and you come to yet another fork, only now there is a sign, which states:

"Whichita 3 miles east"
"Walrusville 3 miles west"

do you:

A: go east towards Whicita
B: go west towards Walrusville

B- wallrusville

this is a tough call... I'm going with A just because shawn cant decide how to spell his own name

let's see it

After walking for some time you now begin to contemplate that you are nearing the time for when you would need to begin walking back to make it to your shift on time...you slow down. all of a sudden a giant purplish portal opens up in front of you, do you:

A: You turn around and decide to go back to work
B: you enter the portal

B- enter the portal

This better be good, i grow tiresome of this game.

shutup.

ok, you decide to leave shaun in the bathroom with his tinkler in his hand and follow his girl, whose name turns out to be liz. She brinks you out back into an alley and tells you, "after tonight, if you are not afraid, you will be like a god". she then points to a limosine that is parked at the end of the alley. she asks you to enter it. do you:

A: decline and say thanks but no thanks, and go back in and kick it with your boys
B: follow liz into the limo

A

make me a god v

THE PORTAL CRUSHES YOU AND YOU DIE A MEANINGLESS DEATH WHICH MAKES SENSE BECAUSE YOUR LIFE WAS MEANINGLESS BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE ENLIGHTENED BUT COULD NEVER EVEN MASTER PATIENCE AND SOMEHOW MANAGED TO RUIN YET ANOTHER THREAD. I HAD BIG PLANS FOR YOUR WALRUSVILLE ADVENTURE BUT YOU FUCKED IT UP. LEAVE THIS THREAD AND TAKE YOUR UNORIGIANL TOOLSHED SELF WITH YOU. GOOD DAY SIR.

OPTIONS EXTINGUISHED. YOUR STORY IS OVER.

WAIT...you said A, but want to be a god. are you sure you want choice A then?

Lol

Depends on how painful but in my experience I'd do b

SHIT my bad B please

Fucking lol

Good ending.

Srs.

you enter the limo and are almost immediatly glad you did. there is a stone faced man sitting somber, dressed dapper, across from you. The plush leather feels good on your bony butt (no homo) and liz is digging you. all of a sudden liz becomes very aroused and starts carressing your pants. you start getting a chubster, with potential for superstar. at this point the old man speaks, saying: "she cannot hear you right now" by now liz has your semi erect pink thing in her mouth and is fellatio. the pleasure is immense. the man speaks again: "are you ready to be a god? if so, make her stop"

do you:

A: try to stop her
B: finish in her mouth

walrusville mourns for you. I hate you today for this.

lol

I have to do this

A

A. "Spend time with us" - Veritas wife and child

you finish the 3rd set somehow but now the pain is so great that you black out.....

you awaken in darkness. you realize VEEEERRRRYYY quickly that you are trapped in somesort of bodybag, and that your arms and legs are bound. you over hear two men talking about "the experiment seems to be working" and "that last one didn't do so well". you realize you can open the zipper to the body bag from the inside with your teeth...at least part of the way. do you:

A: wait for the men to stop talking and then attempt to open the zipper
B: open the zipper as best you can right now

you try to pull her off but only to realize that she sucks even harder, in fact you begin to feel teeth. you look to old man as if to say "help?" he smiles quietly and tosses you a knife. "be careful how you stab her, i would hate for her to clamp down".

do you:


A: slit her throat
B: shank her eardrum

B

"Eat rice with us" - eawoah's mom and dad

Your panic quickly overtakes you and your adrenaline fills you to action, you crane your neck and grab the zipper with your teeth, pulling it downward. by a mere miracle it seems that the two men had started walking out of the room as you peek your head out of the bag. you see that you are in a dark, dank, shady af looking labratory, and you immediatly smell death and foul cooch, and possibly popcorn. do you:

A: try to worm your way out of the bag while on the table
B: roll yourself off the table in the hopes of getting better leverage on the floor

B obv.

you decide to parkour roll yourself to the left off of the table, and land on your side, it hurts slightly but nothing you can't handle. you snake your way out of the bag by sliding on the floor like a dog with parvo. you now find yourself free from the bag, but still bound. you notice instruments on a nearby counter and hop over to them. you see the following: a bone saw, and an acetylene torch. do you:

A: use the bonesaw
B: use the torch

oh shit lol


A I hope haha

B

Less chance of cutting veins nahmean fuck a burn. Stand far enough away from torch to slow burn and minimize wounds g

amidst the most pleaurable and yet awkward and yet pleasurable sexual experience of your life, you grab the serrated blade turn it around her throat and slit it. the rush of blood gurgles up her throat and it forces the oxygen up before it, causing her throat to open releasing your skinny member. which is now covered in blood. the knife reflects her slumping body now laying on the limo floor, which by the way has now stopped. The old man begins touching himself in his private area slowly and all of a sudden teh door opens and the blood drips out. The mans speaks: "you now have a second test." if you exit this limo right now you will be returned to the bar where your friends will wonder what happended to you. if you stay, you will go on to the second test. do you:

A: go on to the second test
B: exit the limo and go back to your friends

lmao I'm down for this

Solid.

you reach over and very carefully turn on the torch with your teeth, burning your mustache off. you hop back and attempt to hop up on the counter, which after the second try do. you then very carefully position the band around your legs into the fire burning it, along with our hipster sweat pants as well, causing immense pain. you let out a scream@!!!! you then fight through the pain and position it to do the same to your hands, also burning. painscream2x!!!! by this point the adrenaline is starting to lose to the pain of the burns, but is once again kicked in because you hear feet marching rapidly down the hall toward your location. do you:

A: stay and fight
B: try and hide