Starting my Sophmore Year Next Monday
 

Fuck School

Last Year was shit all around but I hear freshman usually sucks.



Lmao tips?
Memories invited
Trolls welcomed

Quit listening to rap.
Stay in school.
Don't be a statistic.

Turn in your homework

Dear Diary...

Have sex.

Train in mind body and spirit. Listen more than you speak but make sure when u speak that people listen.

Dear diary.


Malachi do extra curriculars and maintain good grades it's that simple.

@Aero how does an aspiring young black male 'make it' in todays cutthroat world?

What steps would one take? (assuming he is black)

Work hard and take advantage of affirmative action while it still lasts.

And how do you see the black man in ten years time with @The Mind Assassin as the self proclaimed leader of the black race?

cringe

ya ^

surprisingly sound advice ITT

dont underestimate the importance of your grades now if you plan on applying for college in the next few years. its what every teacher tells you and it sounds stupid, but for the most part its true as fuck. make sure you look good on paper, that way there is less to explain and justify later. my entire college application essay was an explanation of why i fucked up so badly during my HS career. it worked i guess but still, you want to emphasize positives instead of having to justify the opposite.

experiment with drugs and loose 15 year old girls but don't become attached to either.

also keep making music, it will allow you to access the above 2 things much easier

I hope to join a poem club or somehow get on the basketball team hopefully.

my grades been not so great lthe past few years n ima try bringin that shit up to all A

leave school and sell drugs.

That was my favorite year of high school. Go nuts

mine as well, do the opposite of what i did.

so basically, show up. fuck anyone willing to fuck you, just dont get them pregnant. one of my biggest regrets is not banging this one chick cuz she had snaggle teeth and was ugly. her body was INSANE THO but i let my youthful worries of what others would say stop me from getting GRADE A

but yea you know the deal. do good. stay out of trouble. etc.

before you know it you will be out of school so take advantage of living relatively stress free while you can

make sure mommy packs your favorite lunchables, and never EVER have your permission slips forged...it's not worth it

hit the gym and/or take weight training

gone @snaggle tooth tigress

Just do ur thing man... stay close w/ ur inner circle & fuck bitches.

Do the work.

and maybe one day you can end up like this scum

Look man, I don't have a clue who u are.. nor do I give a fuck.

But u stay on my dick... & that's pretty sad, kid.

U prolly should hop off.

lol at using apostrophes and attempting punctuation then saying prolly.

namechange to paradox you dumb faggot

if you have study halls, utilize them wisely. i can't stress this enough. if you buckle down you can free yourself up from most homework. (or, at worst, be able to put off half your homework and do it the next day in study hall).

smoke weed.
use a vaporizer, i guess (i hear it's better for the lungs).
but be moderate.. so also stay in shape, play a sport if you're interested, and attend class all the time.

and as a few others have said.. have sex. what do you have to lose really?, by "asking out" a girl you find attractive?
if you're just meeting a girl you're interested in, feign disinterest all the time. this will interest her.
IF she's special, invest in a relationship. If she's not, but is hot, then try your best to "hook up" with her, while not ever committing or spending too much time with her..

hang out with your friends and enjoy yourself. if you have any friends who are getting poor grades tell them to smoke a bit less and start doing their homework in study hall.

take decent notes if the teacher gives the whole class notes on a projector or something. when you write it, sometimes it reinforces it in your brain, meaning you won't have to study as hard.

"chapter summaries" and "practice tests" are your ticket to good grades. Always hone in on them and do them. this way you won't have to read the whole dang book or study too much.