Is it morally OK to speak to a loved one while concealing a boner under your waistband?
 

I become over conscientious of it and try to like, hunch over a bit so that there's more of a space between my cock and the shirt. Otherwise, they might see the outline?

But then they usually say stupid shit like, "why are you hunched over?"

Fuck you mom, if you don't let me go back to masturbating, I'm at serious risk for urethra blockage. You become more susceptible to it when your parents don't FUCKIN cut your tip at birth. All I have on my hands is extra maintenence, an ugly dick, and jizz.

So yes, I think it is.

The answer is yes.



I had this mastered as a teenager...I could go in to stealth boner mode at any time.

Stealth Boner mode.....done

Can you look your mom in the eyes with blood pumpin through your weiner?

I can. And I have.

My mom doesnt have eyes.

I gotta admit Witty. That turns me on.

Me too.

WOW...

Im hoping yall live in a house with single parents

... Why?

gone @ stealth boner

i like this thread

Nemean I am dangerously close to negging you.

I want to neg him because I can't pronounce his name

Haha

i also did this whenever your mom is speaking to me

before i hand her the money, anyway

Teehee^

this whole thread makes me want to neg humanity.

This thread made my day better. I'm not sure if that is a testament to how shitty my day has been or just how good this thread is.

is that a pez dispenser or are u just happy to see me lookin ass nigga

Literally almost pissed m pants.


Lmao.



This is best thread of the week.


Stealth boner execution is an absolute art.

Couldn't help smiling wen i read this,,,,, SNAP

NEMEAN GETS THIS REP

I have no idea what this shit is but I am glad I found a bunch of people as warped as I am tbh

this

I recall giving a presentation in 7th or 8th grade history hard as a rock with my dick hidden in my waistband, then at a critical moment moved behind a chair that had its back just at my waist level

That was when I first realized I had some prowess for public speaking

lol @ giving a speech on the pros n cons of capital punishment with a raging boner

u sick madafucka

lmaooo no lie, it was actually a report on the transcontinental railroad

I could not understand why I was suddenly so attracted to that topic

pics of your transcocknental railroad ;)

it depends.

were you wearing a shirt?

lmaoo I was 12

and you're a baby

this is not ok