whats your best pick up line?
 

mine is..

Excuse me, u dropped something. (She looks around herself) then i say "my jaw".


Works everytime. Great icebreaker

I say hi

"I'm PancakeBrah from Netcees"

"I wish you'd swallow my seed, because there's something so natural about you."

I hand her my phone & tell her to put her # in it.

yo can i get a ride tho???

Lol i was at WonderCon a couple years ago and this beautiful young lady was dressed as Kitana from Mortal Kombat. I asked her who she was, she said Kitana.. so i said "get over here!". She was like thats so cute

this gun has one ubllet in it, we can play russian roullete or i can kill u have sex with me plz

I ask her if she's got raisins, she'll say no. Then I'll ask for her name & number.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bLox94zlFc

"how much you pay for rent tho"

Lmao

this was an absolutely incredible post

Curious on how many guys that line wrk on for him tho.

Here's 25 bucks...you get the other 15 after I nut

na but really what i do is stroll up, make sure my eyebrow game is on, lick my lips and i say "don't make me turn this rape into a murder"

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Or, Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for...

if I can make a dog cum I can make u cum, fella

"Wuddup mah, can i hit that raw?"

-geno

“Put a date on it”

I love the alphabet, you know, BCEFGHIJKLMNOPSVWXYZ

Wait, I forgot U R A Q T and to give you the D.

Will you hold my drink while I go take a shit?

If she says yes, she's a keeper.

Not sure this will actually get her to go out with you tho, so not a pickup line.

sup sierra dat ass titan shit, get ur nissan the floor
u can't dodge this G emcee, i'll ram u in the bed, what u afford?

my best line about pick ups

Fuck you and everything you sit for

LMAO yo that’s pretty effective

Lmao

I just throw spunk at them and beat my chest whilst screaming until they get the hint I have taken them for my own

put a date on it & aero claiming its effective have me in tears, good thread revival

Lol this clown...

I'm too beautiful for you smash

this gun has one bullet in it, we can play russian roullete or i can kill u have sex with me plz

"My dicks 8 inches" it's worked twice was fat bitches...pussy was tight though...

I aint never had a dime..
But i fucked five 2s in one night tho


Im lying bout the dime. Not the 2s tho. G shit

lmaooooo

I hope that bitch has allot of gas.

exis stfu u stoop fucka retard OH IS UR MAME GOOGLE CUS stfu lmfaoo googling ideas for post STFU U IDIYPTE fucking dog rapist cum drink canine. bet u fucks couldn't w8 for jake from twilight to turn into wolf lmao lick screen when six pack shows fucks freak idiypte frootc^ stfu

So gone