How many of you topical writers have a girlfriend/fwb/wife etc
 

Srs question...

Baby momma.
Went George Clooney mode afterwards.
No regrets.

married for almost a year and a half now.

Diode = Topical writer?

Collab sir? @Diode

Gf.

Popping the question soon.

what topic?

yes. longest undefeated streak in aowl history.

and only broke it due to no show.

I WILL WEAR THAT TO MY GRAVE, CERTAIN AND CAKE.

gf since may

Not sure. Throw some ideas out there.

Yes you broke it due to holiday no show. But did you win the next seasons opener? All I know is

Adonis 1
Diode 0

Pretty sure Zygote or Frank holds the record

Oh, and married 5 years with two daughters. Been a topicalist for over 12

Deadly.

Nope

Preeeetttyyy sure

nope

i went 9-0 iirc.

then no showed cake in semifinals of aowl s2 because you assholes scheduled the round when i specifically told you i couldnt make it that week

and yes i did lose to adonis in the first week of s3

he was clever and i was burned out and he won

then i took a leave of it

Links.
@Adonis @Diode

@Certain is sitting on my compiled netcees 2.0 aowl history of records

Complete with pretty much any stat we could think of. I stopped with season 2, certain was supposed to update season 3 into it and make it public records, but he's lame so....

actually i won week 1 and shot my load here:

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=54754

did we ever find out who neutral was?

adonis won a close one here by being a clever little shit:

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=56536

oh yeah. you won due to rawn of all people

fuck my life.

no wonder i quit last season

ahahahaha

but srs, c'est la vie. you got lucky you slut.

No luck. My career is extensive with a vast majority of being whack. Luck is not slowly mastering an art.

you won because it was a clever hit piece on me masked by a topical

you can't dot hat twice, come on now.

oats had a solid streak. 8-0?
@Certain post said AOWL stats

ill be honest, i didnt follow s3 after i left

but lets all be honest and admit the competition in s3 paled in comparison to s2 by miles

@Certain


Also cake, you aren't in the top 5 as of season 2 due to your first 6 battles being no. Shows.

S3 was weird. Less activity. Some vets didn't take it as seriously. I know I didn't. But oats was 8-0, zygote was on point all season, new names/aliases dropped some nice verses.

Playoffs were a mess.

Overall, yes, S2 was superior. Playoffs were thorough and activity was high throughout.

Plus I won eet all.

I got the BELT.

Oats was a beast. Vast improvements from YDK and vivid. Zygote went on a tear, seemed more focused season 3. I would have to double check, but.season 3 up until playoffs was actually top notch talent

you wouldn't have made it to frank if the verses hadn't been due over the holidays

bunch of terrible secularists here

im saying

No, I would've.

nah tho

you wrote generic sadcake verse

lesbhonest

season three talent > season two
season three activity < season two

Won a topical tourney on here a while ago under the alias Crud.
Salty AF it got wiped from the history books.

Not really. The theme wasn't sad at all. There was one "emotional" passage, with the start of the nuclear fallout, but aside from that it was actually spoke to masculinity and being decisive, or choosing your own route. If you read it as sad that's your interpretation, I guess.

But really, you no-showed. I don't mind you touting your streak, you earned that. But the recurring idea that I was 'lucky' that you no showed is annoying. You can't claim to be such a superior writer that it'd be assumed you'd beat me. It's just not reasonable.

the only way 2 settle dis is a gay off

topical bout fucking each otha in ass


set it

Reads like Lars.

Fiance/baby mama

Fiancé.

Season 3 playoffs were peculiar, but the season overall was strong. @Diode what is IIRC? I was like 40 minutes away from being 9-0, if it weren't for those last second heroics by dyedinthewool and split before certain's buzzer beater. NOT BITTER AT ALL, CAKE

@oats if it makes you feel better, I was going to vote for you but thought you had it in the bag. You clearly won imo, not taking anything away from pancake of course

I went 9 straight wins in the WCL

and

I have the most topical wins on the site


I rock. but really the first to thirty wins is king

you appealed more to me, and people like me dont vote. pancake appealed to ppl who vote..and they voted for him


so technically pancake played his cards right and won

so maybe he deserved to win.

maybe you deserved to lose.

idiyote