This guy at my work promised me 1000 dollars on Monday
 

I see him yesterday and go to bus his table

Motherfucker is trying to avoid eye contact + when I'm done clearing, he tips me $2 tryna be like, here you deserve this

This dude, his names John, has a vagina. Literally. We all know because he gets drunk at the bar and tells people. ALL THE TIME.

So I'm guna fuck him in it. It's only right, after he fucked me.

Why did he say he'd give you $1000?

Wtf are you talking about.

Dear diary;

You bus tables.

Long as you working, no jokes from me.


You bus tables and believed a hermaphrodite was going to give you a month's salary.

Roasting session.

He offered me a G because 1) he's lonely

2) He wanted to just hook my attention so he could give me life advice for 10 minutes straight. While I was working.

3) He wants me

Lol

He is fairly rich. I work at a country club. It wouldn't be the first time someone got paid like that. Although usually they're girls and they have to touch the white guy after.

What in the fuck

I have a really bad sunburn bros

I hope it turns into aids

you're the father

this belongs in the 18 and under forum

restaurants are like one big orgy so try to give a more masculine and less ambiguous vibe

How do you mean..

teen Disc ----->

I'm pretty sure this is called grooming.

you have mad people working close together constantly and always touching and brushing by each other. You work all the time so you get to know everybody. You create rapport with almost everybody. It is customer service so while it's still an artificial social construct people are acting happier and more creatively than they normally would. This creates an incestual orgy in virtually every large bar/restaurant amongst the staff. It's okay but unless you're the owner or a good server/chef in high volume place in a large city the pay is shit. My advice is to get a better job but I was doing the same at your age so I can't judge that, although you can exceed me by getting a better job asap.

also since there's so many gay dudes working at restaurants stop letting them hit on you unless you don't give a shit. It's gay bro.

Yeah man I've been working there for a year and there's a definent sexual tension between the staff. We have all agreed that it makes working a lot better.

With my bit of experience I don't know if I could find a better job than the one I currently have. It's my first one though.

I don't really care at all.

j use the force u can do it

I been tryna telepathically jack off for years

lol, word

This.

this dude at my work gave me 3 spicy chicken sandwiches today

they got his order wrong at wendys

SCORE

just suck his dick already

hes 17. orsomething, maybe 18 now but hes a kid. You're like 28 on nc, pretending to date f list celebrities roasting 17 year olds. Roasting session

I've never lied on NC. You don't know my age and if he's bussing tables at 18 he doesn't have what it takes to succeed.

Are you crater face dull boy?

Roasting session.

You don't have what it takes to fuckin die

Go ahead, I triple dawg dare ya

I'm a multi millionaire and I've fucked all the Victoria Secret models. They gave me their number, via smoke signal one day. I've also fucked your mom once. I wouldn't lie on nc. Legit banged your mom.

Dude, I am your mom.

lol