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Strikta 07-02-2013 12:33 AM

My girlfriend peed in the shower & didn't think I noticed her doing it. Smh
 
So she gets in the shower w/ me about an hr ago, cuz I was getting ready to get out.. she always does that & I don't mind. As I'm finishing up we were just talking & what not & I caught this smell of piss, I ain't say nothin' tho, but I look down at her pussy & legs & see what looks to be an off color stream.. iono.. I'm pretty sure it was. Anyways she doesn't say anything about it & just keeps doing what she do as I get out.. I mean, I know she's preg & all, but does that have anything to do w/ that? Or do u think she even knew she was peeing?

Wtf yo

Meth 07-02-2013 12:39 AM

Lol that's weird I've never encountered this issue.

Will check back on thread for sure.

Lecture 07-02-2013 12:41 AM

Pregnancy sometimes makes em not be able to control that shit / nor know.

#exp talking

Joe Metts 07-02-2013 12:42 AM

You got that foot golden shower. Smelling like 95% axe body wash and 5%urine.

Wise Wiggles 07-02-2013 12:44 AM

If the baby ain't pop out you probably good bro.

Objective 07-02-2013 01:16 AM

Taking a piss in the shower is basicly a daily routine for me tbh. Don't worry about it unless she peed on your feet and you didn't bother to wash it off before you put on your socks.

NYCSPITZ 07-02-2013 01:17 AM

lolol

Badweather 07-02-2013 02:42 AM

A minor issue, if you ask me.

Loast 07-02-2013 03:26 AM

Ahhhhh...... this nigga got R. Kelly'd

Split 07-02-2013 03:35 AM

I would've dumped tha bitch on the spot

Flow 07-02-2013 04:10 AM

Oh my days - Of course its pregnancy.... In the UK if a pregnant girl needs to piss in public and there is no where for her to do so immediately a policemen if asked is legally obliged to give her his helmet!

Shit son - dont get her to excited in the bedroom either... I aint joking youll think your the greatest dick in the west... when really.....its a golden shower....

She has a 4-10 pound baby (depending on stage) pressing on her bladder, meaning it can't stretch at all...limiting bladder control to none

uh-oh 07-02-2013 07:23 AM

real niggas piss in the shower

Inno 07-02-2013 08:03 AM

First kid huh? @Strikta

Get ready to hate women

Its just begun

Geno 07-02-2013 08:07 AM

She's a filthy knuck

Masaii 07-02-2013 12:10 PM

At least she didn't say you could piss on her like my ex

Bodey 07-02-2013 12:25 PM

you should've taken a shit on her chest

lmao jk. but pissing in the shower? who gives a shit. act like you never did that. it's convenient and saves time. and feels good. unless she drank coffee right before it and the pee actually had a smell to it. like fuckin disgusting yo

veritas 07-02-2013 12:32 PM

I pee in sinks. Mark my territory.

Ghost1 07-02-2013 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split Eight (Post 88042)
I would've dumped tha bitch on the spot

Shes carrying ur seed tho. Lmfao....

Ghost1 07-02-2013 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masaii (Post 88162)
At least she didn't say you could piss on her like my ex

This is a bad thing? Id piss on that bitch w a quickness.....thatd be the last of her tho....shed havta go after that lol

Strikta 07-02-2013 12:41 PM

@Split

Yeah lol I can't just do that, wouldn't anyways.

She looking & smelling extra good today tho.. belly & all.

I might ask her later why she did it.

Bodey 07-02-2013 12:57 PM

lmao holy crap, if you're havin a kid with this girl, you need to get used to shit like that. forreal, arent you sposed to be comfortable enough to fart in front of each other at this point. how long you been together?

i mean, i know a couple who shits with the door open, both of them, and dont care. you get used to each other. or you're supposed to. let her fuckin peei n the shower, ive done it. my bf's done it. i guess i would've warned him if he was in the shower with my while i did it though... but he still wouldnt care. we would laugh about it

Inno 07-02-2013 12:57 PM

She feels comfortable around you..she trust you
Enough to let her guard down...its a good sign?

Strikta 07-02-2013 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Badi Alii (Post 88181)
lmao holy crap, if you're havin a kid with this girl, you need to get used to shit like that. forreal, arent you sposed to be comfortable enough to fart in front of each other at this point. how long you been together?

i mean, i know a couple who shits with the door open, both of them, and dont care. you get used to each other. or you're supposed to. let her fuckin peei n the shower, ive done it. my bf's done it. i guess i would've warned him if he was in the shower with my while i did it though... but he still wouldnt care. we would laugh about it

I've been w/ her close to a year. It's not that I can't get used to it, because I've been in long relationships where shit like that wasn't an issue. It's the fact she just let it flow w/out telling me or saying anything. After more research, I've found that the pregnancy has everything to do w/ it tho. I really don't care if she pisses in the shower lol.. I just didn't know what was going on as to why she did it. Hell, I do it alot.. lol it's cool.

In other news, today has been the best day ever... off work, breakfast in bed, she rolled the blunt & put it to my lips, doing my laundry, & she's paying for Outback later.

Love this girl.

~RustyGunZ~ 07-02-2013 02:31 PM

Sounds like a dirt paradise

Inno 07-02-2013 02:48 PM

That nigga just jewdo chopped u strik

veritas 07-02-2013 02:53 PM

you are a scumbag timothy. teach your child to be the exact opposite.

Masaii 07-02-2013 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags (Post 88175)
This is a bad thing? Id piss on that bitch w a quickness.....thatd be the last of her tho....shed havta go after that lol

lol, I said to her "what did you say" with a tone of disgust in my voice, she was very quick to play it off as a joke. I dumped her 3 weeks later on unrelated issues.

Ghost1 07-02-2013 04:53 PM

Lmaooo. I woulda wet that bitch down....

Strikta 07-02-2013 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knucklehead (Post 88223)
Sounds like a dirt paradise

Wouldn't expect u to relate to anything that involves women.

~RustyGunZ~ 07-02-2013 07:06 PM

I was referring to this

Quote:

she rolled the blunt & put it to my lips, doing my laundry, & she's paying for Outback later.
Not the OP

Die slow welfare warrior

Strikta 07-02-2013 07:56 PM

I have more money, & live a better life than u.

~RustyGunZ~ 07-02-2013 10:22 PM

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Philly 07-02-2013 10:40 PM

Who woulda thought...
that the guy who cooked cat shit into cupcakes would be squirmish about a little piss.

ya boy Philly ain't squirmish about a little piss. Yahmean yahmean

Lars 07-05-2013 05:53 AM

lmao i was looking back through pages for the Ace Hood thread and randomly came across this gem

amazing


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