AERO PRESENTS NETCEES STAND UP COMEDY (text)
 

Heyyyyyy everybody!

Wooooo woo woo!


Give it up for your host: AERO the GOAT!!


Aero: What's up with long lines at the DMV, am I right?!









Ok so that was a failure but basically I think it'd be a good idea if someone did stand up or I guess in this case sit down text comedy.


Who's brave enough to do a comedy special for NC?!

Should I close this thread?

Yes please.

just post a verse

Close this asap tbh idk why we can't close our own threads.

@Destroyer thanks for the tag bro

I'm going to do a comedy special with all jokes based on my life.

Mods close this before I begin a roasting session

Y'all scared to step up and do a comedy piece? That's cool.

Mods close this before I @ all of you.

this isn't rb

Lol props for doing stand up. You're fearless.

Fig: so what's the deal with black people? They're sooo stinky. I hate it!

Have a goodnight y'all

you know the worst part about being a black jew?
you gotta sit in the back of the oven

seriously though, how was copper wire invented?
2 jews fightin over a penny

I cant front though my great grandpa was killed in a concentration camp...yeah...he died falling of the watch tower laughing at the jew's scream like lobster in boiling water

ok i'm done

Somebody answer this racist jew joke,




How many Jews can you fit in to a MINIvan?

depends how many you put in the ashtray

why are jews noses so big?
air's free


why do jews watch porn on rewind?
they like the part where the hooker gives the money back

Close, but the answer is, "Depends on how big the ashtray is" lol...

Lolol

Missed this, hahaha @ the 1st one.


What do you call a nun in a wheel chair?

a holy roller lol

Virgin Mobile.


Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican?

what did the black kid say the first time he had diarrhea?
mommy i'm melting!

lol no idea

They steal all the green cards.

If this thread is going to become Amen and YDK trading shitty, old jokes, I really may close it.

Lmao @ Cert.

if you have 9 apples and you give your mother 3...how many did demarcus steal? lol


did you hear that pokemon black came out?
yeah..ya gotta catch jamaal

lmao 2 stealin the green cards I never heard that one

i'll post more later i'm bout ta head out for a bit

That's foul lol

LMAO

Truth.

Stop frontin like you heard those before.

Repp

Plz

Let me save this thread.

What did the massai say to relevancy?

































Wait for me.

NOW COMING TO THE STAGE

YOU SEEN HIM ON YOUTUBE, MAKING BEATS AND KARATE KICKING, THE BODY MAN WITH BODIES, MAN, JIMBOOOOOO HALTONNNNNNNNN

*dudes throw there wallets and jewelry on stage, ho's throw their undergarments*

i run out fucking hammered with a beer

YO, WATUP WATUP

HOW YALL FEELING

*crowd responds*

I SAIIIIIIIIID HOW YALL FEELING

*crowds in an uproar by this point, an old black man stands up throws his hat to the side and yells THAT NIGGA NICE, NIGGA NICE, NIGGA NICE*

i wait for them to be seated while making crazy gestures and poses to different corners of the room

ALL HAWAIIAN PUNCH TASTES THE SAME THO.

*crowd riots in laughter*

i throw up and leave

lololol

This movie Jack Reacher is fucking weird.

I read these jokes in 1999 on a dial-up modem on a site called "funnyjokes.com" that took 11 minutes to load and had the same jokes over and over and there was a icon some guy with a huge cartoon nose and red hair and he was like the guy for funnyjokes.com and I got alot of pop ups. Basically Amen is stuck in 1999 like his punchlines. You ass. foh bitch bug baby