couldnt get it up smh
 

This chick that I work with....not the banging gamer one but a.different one....she's bad in her own right. I'mat her crib and the planets that surround the brown dwarf star didnt align in my favor in so many words lastnight. A niggas pride is hurt.....bitch gave me the gas face all day today at work. I'm going back over there tonight to seal the deal and bang that snatch outta the stratosphere.

lose weight

sometimes wen fat like u da belly goes over stomach and cuts off blood to lil chin weiner. gl bb da bb advicio
! :)

I'm currently 203 and 6ft. I'm the sexiest conspiracy theorist alive bro

Bout a half hour and I'm dead set on dick redemption

Godspeed, utilize that big dipper and send her to the Planet Xcstasy with the fucking quickness.

Yea you're my boy Vulg.......thanks for the motivation?

You're very welcome, sarge.

I'm listening to Polluted Wisdom by La the Darkman.

Whiskey dick or just got in your own head? You might be nearing cialis age.

Elenin ain't coming and neither r u

Eat more watermelon

A+++

Slap her in the face with it, atleast then you gotta good story

@YDK wanna collaborate?

gone.

Not sure who ya are but sure lol

I'm Deadpool.

aw shit wats good bro lol yeah man send me whatever ya got an i'll put something with it, my schedule is changing at work soon by i'm off most of next week

Thank you.

Though I have to give credit to Wolverine, Magneto, Joker, Bane, Daredevil, Spawn, Blade, Carnage and Venom too.

I came in here to read about underwhelming erections..not banter about superheroes k faggits

Thx

:) I'm good. Going back to seal the deal over and over again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksgm1RgvAms

tbh u know shes a 4 stop lying

he speaks....
 

if you say so scrappy haha. Check it though. Even if I was piping a 4 tonight it's better than your 0 piping tonight self.

Take a pill this time. From the gas station, stamina x or whatever pill they have.

im actually a 10 and i would pipe myself so i win? LOL IDIOT! nice comeback MORON. and actually, THERE NO PICS!!! SO YOU PIPING AN IMAGINARY, THAT'S WORSE THAN 0 CAUSE IT DONT EXIST! 0 ATLEAST EXIST! LOLOL!!!!! WTF? loser

Sig fail aero.

seems legit

he speaks....
 

Word. Lol

just fyi: if you're going to brag about/mourn any sexual exploits you have on a message board without providing visual evidence (i.e. picture of the woman) it is vastly uninteresting for the rest of us.

i like you chyeah but the amount of potential this thread had is staggering if you had followed up OP correctly. instead its one of the worst on the front page. and thats saying something.

....so you want a limp dick pic?

How do I post one from my phone?

The chick of course lol

Usernames in here askin for pics of the sloot and this nigga chyeah about to dick pick everyone into lolblivion.

I predict it is curved.

No homo.

Hes obviously kidding.

If hes hesitant to post chick pic ..hes def not posting dick pic

Mods close this thread just in case before we see llama-esque shit

LOL CHYEAH WTF U WEIRD WTF?

but ya post weenie dat sad lmao