HAPPY FATHERS DAY, to the dads of NC. also ITT. apathy. and his mind state on fathers day. peep
 

Got my two bitches out the house. Got the pool in order finally after weeks of pool boying it up after a hard days work. Got my bitches boy and my boy and we're gonna go see X-Men, grill some burgers and flirt with strippers by the pool. Might introduce them to heroin and listen to some Gil Scott. Lawnman came yesterday and the grass is baseball length. Neither of these pussies can play, but imma hit 'em in the face with baseballs 'til they learn.

Happy son day.

Havent seen my father in 18 months.

34 years for me

Thefeels.jpeg

I've never seen my father so fuck you guys I win.

Your dad dying really blows. My dad and I had back to back birthdays on the 8th and 9th of June. I shed a tear when I listen to Copywrite's June. I could be mad and shit at the aftermath of his death and all, but I'm a fuck up, the people he left are fuck ups, and we're pretty much all fuck ups. He was cool enough while he was around, which is more than some people get. I miss my dad every single day and a lot of my parenting miscues I could lay on his death, but why dwell? CAUSE YOU NEED TO DWELL SOMETIMES. CANT JUST STUFF THAT SHIT DOWN. THATS FAKE. GOTTA BE REAL. I haven't always been real. Try. Life's rough. SORRY, LET ME KEEP THIS LIGHT. Gonna be sharp man today.

That's the opposite of dull boy, btw.

Sharp man. He's like covered in razors and shit. Dressed to kill. Looking sharp. Got this semi expensive shirt from Guess. Being happy doesn't feel like pretending today.

My main goal in life is just to live past 33 which is what age my father was when he died.

If I do that (and it's a big if) then I will consider it a small victory.

At the end of the day tho, it's just another human being who has passed, and while it seems like the world to me it is nothing to the world.

was your dad jesus?

Yes.

Nah his name was William.

William, or Will I Am?

Is your dad will.i.am?

Edit: destro

Yes, my father is Will.I.Am

That's why I'm half bla....oh wait.

so check this logic. your dad is will ( I am) as in, I Am the Alpha and the Omega, thus, your dad is Jesus.
Jesus has a beard. veritas also has a beard
Veritas is therefore Jesus
so, your father is Veritas which also means truth
like Jesus.
mindhole=blown

Happy Mother Fuckers Day.

This post is eerie. My father died at 33 while I was young and I remember for a very long time I was angry at people who moved on and it didn't seem to affect them the way it affected me. I mean when Michael Jackson died, a pedophile, people lost their shit but no one seemed to care that my dad died. Still pisses me off honestly but oh well. Happy Father's Day.

@Hush

my dad was murdered by communist bastard.

never met him.

happy fathers day yall!!!!

Thats a story your mother told you after he said he didnt want to be a part of your faggot life then walked.

Goddamn masaii

This site is fkn evil

..in other news

Clowning dead relatives =not cool(to ppl that engage in these tactics)

Karma gon getcha

keep at it boy...youll get this thing called funny one day.

Sup pussy?

What'd you get your dad?

A nice new lawn mowe--

Oh wait...

Happy fathers day to all the daddies that can't wait to come home after work just to get a sloppy kiss on the cheek from their babygirl or boy. And for the ones that have finally realized that the world stopped being theirs the second they became a part of something greater than anything else.

Enjoy a good beer today and relax.

Today my dad has been at work unfortunately but will be home at 6 and that nigga shall be spoiled. He is my king.

Happy fathers day everyone

You do know I've been raised by my step dad since like 4 right ?
Lol


Going to take him to a 5 star restaraunt at 6

Keep being you tho
I'm sure ur life's great

Lol u need a man

How you figure that?

My status on this here Internet is no one's concern.

Or was what I wrote too touchy for you?

Jk enjoy ur Father's Day

Thank you. My father damn sure will. You enjoy yours too.

I've been raised since 0 by my real dad

Life is great

and no you aren't

post your bill with a pic next to him and I'll send you the 25% tip if it's over $200

Why are u ruining this thread?
U don't like me I get it
I wouldn't like me if I was u either

K done in here

Happy fathers day

Strategic retreat huh?


I'm getting the 2 lb lobster stuffed with lump crab btw
Enjoy mediocrity

I could just pay a 5 star chef to make that for me any day

You really don't understand living well off based on your hard ons for simple pleasures

I had shit with truffles on it tday



TRUFFLES

speaking of truffles

I heard truffle harvesting is lucrative

Lets go find some

what's a truffle?

lol i'm so poor.

Very hard to describe.

Its a highly valued edible part of a fungus

Minature compact mushrooms?

Iono. They are fucking expensive tho

Theres white truffles n blk

Part of fathrrs day brunch me n dad went to

COSTED othrrs hundreds of dollars to get in

Fortunately my dad manages Harrahs New Orleans table game division so we got the hookup

The mimosas were everlasting

Brunch alcohol ftw
Had a chicken dish with blk truffles stuffed inside

Luxurious

They sound disgusting like most rich people food.

Mine died in 08, but grandpa in me life