In Text Today: Topics that rustle feathers
 

These topics below have proven to rustle jimmies on a constant basis and are a go to for any mediocre troll @billy. Will edit more.

- nas vs jay z
- racism
- homosexuality #gow
- religion
- america vs uk
- shaving or trimming your pubes #uhoh
- lars' bar fight record
- decepticons


inb4 chicken spots

Pretty accurate tbh

* top 10 text battlers
* long bar vs short bar
* why dont we have an audio section
* text is wack now (this can be said at anybtime any year and any site)
* complaints about votes
* drug knowledge
* gun knowledge
* poverty knowledge (whos life is/was the hardest)
* detours career

LOL ^

- i could beat you up
- weed consumption
- post a stack bro
- i can bench x times more than you
- mma vs boxing

This thread can be invaluable ...yet i fear these will still be hotbuttons as soon as tomorrow :(

dead family members
getting pussy in the club
making Hof handicap accessible
I started this rap style
our crew was better than your crew faggöt

Crew acquisitions
Goat
Pics
Decent movies

- relapse vs recovery
- jordans
- im retiring from text
- ryan reynolds films

lmao

ill nik-A wearing yellow pants
beyond being HOF'd
Hush having a lisp/widebrows

LMAO MASAI WORKING AS A BOUNCER FOR AN UNDER EIGHTEENS NIGHT AT THE CLUB AND HAVING TO CLEAN UP SOMEONE WHO SHIT THEMSELVES AND PASSED OUT IN THE TOILET

ROFLZZZ

It was a yellow t shirt asshole

yellow pants...really nik, really.

Shirt!!!

Die all of u

smh, guess the accuracy was proven.

the inevitable fact that text battling is for fagg0ts

And the follow up:

Why are you on a text battle site if you don't text battle?

Stfu fagg0t

Voting sucks here/there

1) anything to do with Aesop Rock

Aesop>jayz

Naqs height

Heat vs spurs. Easy

who cares about Naqs height? Naq? pssssh nik you're showing signs of senility again... I immediately ran with that joke cuz it really doesn't bother me. see I'm a tall avg which means I don't need big and tall stores and I'm still bigger than the avg american man.

now if you woulda said nag or Naqs daughter, then you'd be closer to making sense. But since I've attained ZLB status, even that won't affect me so... I guess shock trolls have no power over me. *shrugs- oh well

heat goin fishin.

Naq it's a joke dude lol chills amigo u proved my choice fit perfect to the subject

Threads about mod-decisions.

o_o @ill nik-A

fake sway threads