In Brazil right now
 

And I swear to god, big beautiful butts are everywhere.

BIG BEAUTIFUL BUTTS ABOUNDING

The coffee here is great, too

Fuck you forever

Is Aero with you?

you there for the world cup?

where in brazil? stay safe, dude. i assume you don't speak portuguese. i'd avoid anywhere that isn't the stadium or your hotel.

dont listen 2 him, get murdered stay out late and go alone

They even robbed Shogun's ass, they def don't give a fuck about some American tourist.

Anyways, not to rain on your parade, but Brazil is one of the leaders in plastic surgery, especially concerning butt implants.

:/

Yeah I'm aware of the butt implant thing. Since I'm here with my chick/just looking, I don't mind.
@Diode I'm just doing touristy shit for the most part, def on my guard though. In rio till the 10th then natal till the 18th.

And yeah here for the World Cup. Tons of tourists everywhere, and tons of policia as well.

be super fucking careful in natal. it looks nicer that rio but the crime rate isn't much less.

diode justlet him die

ditch your girl and get a hooker ASAP

ASAP

Nah my girl is Mexican and also has a big beautiful butt, so no hooking in a developing country for me. Nice to look at other butts, though.

We keep everything locked and don't have much cash on us/dress down so we mitigate that as much as possible. I've been to more dangerous countries before, just gotta be careful. Majority of people here are normal citizens, good number of people pushing petty scams and shit, then there's that small percentage of shady fucks that do gnarly shit. Like I said, the country is on lockdown with World Cup, so many police and military people around, the country doesn't want crime to be an issue on an international stage. But yeah, always gotta have your wits about you.

the police are not your friend, american. they're barely above the favela junkies and armed robbers.

Oats is Hawaiian. Don't call him an American.

He's from a conquered territory used as a military outpost. It's one step above Fiji.

I appreciate your concern. Have you been to brazil before?

Thank you.

shut up ya filthy american and go get your butthole licked by a foreign disheveled goddess

but word i seen on this season of vice they were reporting on brasil in prep for the world cup. basically daily military sweeps.

Oats is an American. He is not a native. Stahp.

And Fiji >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hawaii.

I refuse to claim oats.

Germany ftw worldcup obv

Been to Fiji, not competing with HI at all tbh. The periphery islands like Tavarua are cool, but still not as cool as the other Hawaiian islands. Hawaii just has way more to offer than Fiji, though I love it there as well.

I bought Ghana jerseys because they looked the coolest. Gonna see the Ghana - USA game so it works out.

ghana see the gonna GAME HAHA

oats is a ghana after the trip.

Apparently it is possible to ruin an intentionally lame joke. Congrats neckbeard.

hell yeah

still have my 2010 official kit that i paid way too much for

Going to Rio is on my bucket list. Sao Paulo, too.

Supes jelly right now.

lol aren't you from the USA?

How you gonna wear a Ghana jersey?

Cuz USA doesn't care about soccer, and I'd rather wear a jersey that looks cool. I'm indifferent towards the outcome, I just want brazil to win while I'm here so there aren't any riots or anything.

lol there should be riots anyway tbh, brazilian communities got majorly fucked by how this world cup was organised.

I'd riot if I was them.

But for the sake of oats, I hope it doesn't happen.

every idiot does this same exact thing, they still get robbed

ppl arent dumb enough not to expect that

i swear on god i ever saw you on my block you would get pocket checked in a heartbeat and made to recite one of your manpoems before a black audience before i set you free

:(

Brazil is dope hit up a whore house and j do it for the boys. It isn't your fault, these hoes need to pay bills you're doing a service to humanity...fuck. Just take a cab to and from the fuckhotel and you'll be good. Chicken nuggs, medium sprite, 2 blowjobs and sex for 185 on your visa? yes plz...

germany could do it, i think the heat and humidity is gonna be a factor.. that's why i kinda can't see past brazil or spain. england will do alright, i think we'll have our exciting moments and our real nervous ones, but it's a young squad..

we've finally done what germany did two competitions ago, blood in all the young players and focus on a new generation, let the results tell in future. and now they are really deep in every position, apart from striker imo.

oats wud fuck you infront of ur black friends then fuck them too thenimpregnate all of you and u wud have little oats babies that i would adopt and train them to be little armies of big babies that wud go to ur FUCKIGN community and fucking recite a CUM CANNON on ur fucking FACE u fucking FUCK

Lucky ass

lmao remind me again, did you win the Netcees Topical Tourney, though?

u didnt. lars did. dont care if u 'say' thats ur alias. u cud be lying. ur worthless agen. bish IMPOSTA