Smoking weed with this girls dad last night
 

She tells me to come over and that her dad is in town, but that he's hella cool n he may be trying to smoke too, I was like whatever.

Long story short

Her dad gets cross faded as fuck and starts telling us this story, of how he broke into a random dudes house, stabs him with a screw driver, steals his parrot, and then his buddy shoots the lizards head off because, "that motherfuckers was mean"

Then they dipped

I left after he owned up to murdering over 40 people and started describing the separate occasions. I need to stop smoking.

you embraced your mexican roots too closely

learn from this

Fig will be decapitated n given a nice hydrochloric acid bath courtesy of the Zetas

You kno too much

He told me how he swung a dog from its tail and killed it on the counter top, then took the severed head of the little dog and put it in his mouth to be funny

what he meant to say is

fuck my daughter get her pregnant and dip and I will kill you

Basically. ^^

Dude was tryna instill that fear. Lol

Hahaha.

Basic shit.

stop it I'm jealous you mine j/k lol

Sup zulu snatch

Lmao

It wasn't like that though

He was crying while he was saying all this stuff. First time seeing his daughter in years too. It was just sad

Plus he had me call up his ex wife cuz he said my voice would make her cream herself? I dunno man, weird night for me. I just wanted to smoke and get head

gone

Lol fig trolling hard n I just realized it.

Damn ur good

Lots of people like that around here.

Broken souls.

Sometimes I debate sharing this shit because you niggas are so cautious of being trolled

I give you my e-word

You should find a new circle of friends asap

You should find a new fuck you

Lol so everything u sed was legit?

These niggas blowing iguanas heads off ..de beaking parrots

Thehorror

BYRDGANG

BRRRR

Cawneigh clopflap is the name

Non-gay cock fap is the game

What kind of weed you got

Sour D. With the little cute hairs.

You should write a book.

I should innovator fuck

Hello fig love, how are u doing? what's going on?
Anyway, you positive friends.

Womp wommnp

Lol the tag assassin strikes again

fig, why you dry snitchin' dawg?