LOL ANYONE EVER ROBBED ONE OF THOSE DEPOSIT BOXES?
 

my boys and me have, forced it open with a sledgehammer/burnt our way in three days ago

about a third of the money is covered in red dye, there's a bag of £2 coins with like... £250 worth inside? some of them are burnt from us getting in though, been tryna scrub the dye/burnt bits off on the ones that arent so bad

any way to get that dye off notes?

failing that, any way to get these notes laundered for clean ones?

what we've been doing is going into the betting shop with the roulette machines on, putting them in, then printing out the receipt without playing and taking the receipts up to the desk for a crisp new replacement

obviously you can only hit the bookies once each though

need a better/faster way

holla at the god

inb4 "the machines wont accept money with the dye on, there's UV rays inside them to pick up on it"

we've only been putting in the ones not completely covered

obviously the ones covered in the stuff we aren't using

serious thread

Should of opened it in a bath full of water and dried the notes after. anyways...


In order of ease and likelihood of success of the top of my head...

GOOF OFF or other paint thinners (dilute it at first) specifically used for graffiti removal

Travelling fairs usually have machines that you can swap coins for cash and cash for coins.
I doubt as they are run by gypsies that the machine would pick up on it - however I could be wrong if its a case of being so covered in the shit it cant read it however the old ones usually just work it out on size and weight - its the metallic strip being covered in dye which will fuck you so focus on cleaning that area. use bleach and a toothbrush

One way if you have for example a lot of notes covered on a specific half of the note
for example 50 notes on the left side 50 notes on the right side...just cut them in half and selotape. shops have to accept them. only issue is you lose half your moolah.

Carry on what your doing but don't forget the fruit machines in pubs !!!!! collect straight away for coins (which most that are won are fake these days anyways)

Another one for the coins at least (however I assume its the notes that are the issue.... so pointless one but either way) is the coin counter machines in Sainsbury's -

another one is just pick an easy target and give a bullshit story - some young kid working behind a till or bar or whatever, spilt paint on it at work go in as a painter and decorator blah blah. Requires gift of the gab and luck though...

Another one - again this requires gift of the gab and being fucking ballsy is complaining (again id chose your victim wisely) that the cash you got from the atm at a general goods store gave you dodgy cash... but to be honest its unlikely to work unless your dealing with a young naïve girl or sum shit

Pictures or it never happened

Idek wtf these boxes r? Do they have them in america?

best bet is to titrate a laboratory grade solvent, or acetone, until you get a solution that'll dissolve just the dye and not the ink


They usually use dye that is the same as the ink in the money, so once it dries/ if it was a fine mist and not a awful spray, the ink will come off with the dye if you try to get it off

U just want to remove visible residue it doesn't have to be perfect. Ur gonna have to use it as cash and NOT use it at banks, casinos, coin changing machines, anything that can be traced to you.

Try finding the sweet spot- right before the ink comes right out of the paper, but where u see the dye come out. Then do a LOT repeated washes with solutions of that molarity

Word hoped you paid attention in chem, they don't want common criminals finding this shit out easy peasy


Probably easier next time to find something to disable/ replicate those RFID dye packs

@Bags

Yeah you have drop boxes/deposit boxes in the US.

For example when they collect the cash from a ATM and the guys who collect them have gear that make them look like they from bloody star wars

You also have them in banks, loads of them.

Post offices

A lot of games machines have them for collection now a days.

There are loads of different types - I assume Lars is on about the smaller ones for example http://www.girlfriendswithagingparen...osit-box-info/ but I could be wrong....

the security measure is a small explosive dye pack that covers the contents in a permanent red dye preventing use of the goods and making them traceable.

I think the dye pack was actually a US invention...but could be wrong

Btw, the red dye is an epoxy resin that is melted onto the paper when the dye pack blows up. Ur solvent is gonna have to pretty much tear it apart at a molecular level

Ok i imagined them at a bank....but...where would be a location that ole lars could bludgeon one to oblivion with a sledgehammer without sum1 noticing?

An ur referring to the brinks truck i assume......

Flo Real why do you frequent Girlfriends With Aging Parents

@VividEnds it was the link to the first pic I found on google, I didn't look at the source just copy and pasted lol

@Bags .... im also interested/intrigued in knowing how he got hold of it..

Cover them in ketchup or coca cola for a few hours. The acid is strong enough to get rid of rust etc, maybe it'll work with that shit as well. Idk.

i can't take pictures and then if i get picked up the pics are on my phone/laptop

do you know how much time i'd get for that?

idiot

nah bigger

it was the post office one bro

shit looked the size of like a petrol container

EDIT: something like this is what i'm talking, a Securicor bloke:

http://www.alamy.com/thumbs/6/%7BEC2...%7D/C30F3W.jpg

lol

would video poker machines work?

just throw the bills in there then cash out right away or gamble a bit you like

Ha so glad you put that pic up - they look like the fucking star wars rebels lmao

http://images.wikia.com/starwars/ima...troops-ANH.png

nah, dude carries it from the van of his to the post office

we already had a ride waiting

this had been planned for a short while now

one of us wrapped a rounders bat around his head, screaming at him to let go of the bag

he didnt tbf, tried holding on to it, was struck again numerous times in quick succession

he let go

we grabbed the case and ran to the car, the three of us jumped in with the case and sped off, didn't try cracking it open until we were well away, obviously

got it back to the yard and tried cracking it with the sledgehammer

Gluck ya fuckin theef. What about out of town drug dealers? That's who gets stuck with fakes, just be like I was at work and my wallet fell in the paint. They won't notice because they can't wait to sell you the coke at twice the value...

Lars - Was this Showell Circus in Bushbury by any chance :)

m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=MSNNtIHCexE&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMSN NtIHCexE

this is what i was talking about with the roulette game in my earlier post, only did one note in one as a test, cashed out when it accepted without even playing, took the receipt to the counter and claimed the clean £10 note

obviously they empty those shits every night or w/e though so they'll know whats been done

gotta keep going different spots, but it works/worked

just sucks for small ammounts each time you know?

Use the pub ones

lmao hell nah you dont shit on your own doorstep

They only have one guy?


Here the brinks truck has 2...an theyre both heavily armed....lol at those cute helmets bahaagaha

thought of it.

the ones that are more stained get picked up by the UV thing inside the newer ones though


you know when it prints the receipts?

i think there must be something in the barcodes maybe that can alert the manager/cashier?

bloke in Coral was looking decidedly suspect yesterday, yo!

Sit in the court and be they own star witness...

this was one guy, not armed, just had the helmet on like the picture i'd put up

I really think the fair machines are the best bet my man, swap the note for coins, swap the coins for notes. Boom.

There gypos they wont give a fuck if its robbed anyways

fairground thing isnt a bad idea

so many people at them too, impossible to know who did it

just need to find one now

lmao tell me that wasn't Mimic just phoned me up from a withheld number in his wimpy leicester accent to talk smack hahaha

lol for real? I still pissed that people thought I was him

That is a scum move. Why hit someone with a baseball bat and risk them losing their job for £250?

Why would you risk your freedom as well?

My friends brother got locked up for 7 years, 3 years ago and they give out harsh punishments for things like this here... You sir are dumb as fuck.

Are you really that desperate?

You what...

@mimic if your about to deny it then your the dumb fuck - coincidence that he says you called and then you show your face for the first time in ages...

Pillock

the fuck are you on about? why would I have Lars' number?

U have lars number so u can play rap battler for his league...then renig at the last minute...obv

Also i think he explained only the top layer was 250worth of coins....im assuming there was a bit more paper cash.....could be wrong tho

I recall when everyone thought I was your knuck ass that there was something about texts and grandads?? Would this not mean you have one anothers number....

I tried looking for the post but it brought back painful memories where certain people....well.....they were just plain mean :(

Go fuck yourself knuck

Oh and yeah it was 250 coins theres clearly more in notes, so totally worth it....depending how many the split is

You freak I had the other guys number whom's name I forgot... I'm sure Lars can tell you his name though...

Also how much more than £250 could it be?

Risking a 7 year imprisonment for £3,000? Worth it?

Ya'll play gangsters and desperate as fuck to be honest lmao...

This never happened

Yall will believe anything

I'm over here dying

wtf y'all believe this clown lmao??

dude you not even from america .. why you tryin so hard to be an American Gangster?