My crazy ass uncle is trying to fuck me maybe
 

This dude been in and out of psych wards

He's about 2 years older than me

So a couple days ago, he comes out of the closet, fine, whatever
But yesterday, he messages me talking about,

"don't tell anyone but I'm finding a place to stay out where you're at, and yeah, it's about time you showed up"

Whatever the fuck that means?

Is my butthole in danger?

Give him a visit. Record it. Post it on xhamster.

Vintage fig

An

His biggest fan in attendance also.

*fart noise* thumbs down.

Your butthole is in immediate jeopardy

I don't even know him that well

This dude is on so many meds, he can't even speak right

He called me up, asking how I was emotionally coping with my mom being anemic. Um, dude I'm at work, I'll call you later

Fuck that I didn't call his ass back

He said "hay"

Protect ur anus cuz

Looooooool


Ok

Text an his pic leaned me


W9rd. Ur butthole is done. Accept it.

I'm going to need a place to stay while my tio is anal seeking on these streets

Who will open their doors to the young God, with no guarantee that I won't injure you

Never.

You're Veritas' kill sport

I wouldn't daaaare

Tags. Your it

You're

Yeah, this nigga gonna try to get you to drink wine with him and then wrestle.

Be careful.

@Adonis is trying to fuck you?

Fig jocking my wincest threads?

Get the entire fuck outta here.

Tito's gonna tenderize ur colon bro

& he's going in dry

Except this is real

I'm scared of being raped

I zoomed in on the pic, nigga lookin like an Asian Mr. Potato head.

That's besides the point tho, ya butthole is on thin ice and this dude is pogo'ing on a jackhammer.

Uncle Gold Dust is gonna dick stomp your turds in, dude.

Play this smart. Get to him first.

I literally got weak in the knees off op post.

Night night...keep that butthole tight

Pepper your angus OP

Your asshole better make sure all of its hens are in order..

Rape him first? But what if he respects my courage and wants to go steady? Or maybe I rape people he loves. Like his sister. Or his mom.

i mean u cant really go wrong with rape amirite?

Your butthole looking like guacamole right about now.

Get that hungry pinga away from your beaner ass

Possible solutions for Figs booty :

cement filling
An industrial sized cork
Electric Sphincter
Don't wipe
Shrunken starfish by means of lemon juice injection
Blow torch my ass crack until I have one big cheek

@Natural to thread for rape advice

Fig being gay lately

ether

I can't even show my face anymore

fig suicidal.... go see a doctor they can help u....

When I say get to him first, I do not necesarily mean rape....

you should ask him what he meant before jumping into conclusion.

Why would a tighter asshole deter ass rape @ #5

Lol

damn, i hope he leaves you some money on the dresser when hes done

Leave that nigga some bengay..more like it

lol, leave that nigga a sewing kit