THE ROAST OF SERIOUS
 

AND AWAYYYYYY WE GOOOO

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WELCOME TO NETCEES <3

lookin like the blowfish bad guy from xmen 3 doing a dikembe mutombo impersonation

He looks like he's very comfortable with that microphone

You lookin lame not accepting my pic battle call out

later honey. now is the time for roasting

collects autographed handprints of Bob Saget impersonators

... There is so much more and that'd the best so far you could come with... If awards are key then Upstate winning

i didn't know D Pryde came here

Says the guy whose about to be perm-banned

I guess we finally found out what happened to DK after he lost to Sean in Tokyo Drift

no roast... he a grown man rockin heart bracelets smh

Was born in the year of the abusive son in law
Looking like liu kang going through a permanent phase

Resin finally got his gay cousin into text

Overcomes his stage fright by pretending the mic is Winnie the Poohs honey pot stir stick

has a sleeve tattoo of the arrow to the knee meme

Nice on... Best one so far


@Death i can tell you never supported shit. I heart hobbies for breast cancer awareness month... Thats the festival i was performing at

Uses chains from his decrepidly elderly parents sex toy cabinet as suspenders

during lunar eclipses he dresses up as Sly Cooper and tries to rob the food bank

took a walk on the wild side, got a blister and never looked back

this boy aint even spitting..... he announcing numbers for Bingo

shotguns Arnold Palmers

got arrested for buying a screwdriver and duct tape with a rape kit, tried t explain he thought they were 'some assembly required'

Wears the same tie to job interviews and sexual opportunities.
He is declined every time

has remixed 'suit and tie' over the chicken dance, claims the funk is too dangerous to ever be heard by human ears

5time boriqua karaoke champion at tangeRays danger den

he is Rawn MacDon's spirit animal, Mike Will didnt make it

Lmfao

smh if this is Gangnam Style, then Korea full of faggots

Jackie Chantix

This nigga got caught trying to sell Chris Mullin memorobilia on the black market

Holds a patten in binky extraction

Got voted most likely to not be voted most likely

Assistant admin at Kurt kobains memorial website

holds patent for inflatable rock-climbing wall

"It's complicated" refers to the legal troubles of attempting to marry Siri

Looks like a fag.

did a dime for unsolicited George Takei impersonations in Chicago taxi cabs

Tried to overdose on pixiesticks after coming third place in a celebrity look alike contest for Angel off Dexter

succeeded and wrote an unpublished eBook of limericks about it

Claims the uneven muscular development in his forearms is due to the weight imbalance of his shakeweight

has written 4 seasons of a buddy cop/drama 'cookies and cream' and owns a second phone specifically for calls related to it

the Geek Squad thrives through this faggot

Lookin like william hung after hearing a nwa cd