Found a gloryhole at this piece of shit bar
 

Straight up, it was duck taped out waiting for me to use it.. arrows pointing to it & shit.

U gotta drop a dub thru it & wait up to 5 minutes.. from what I read on the wall anyways.

Asked the bartender chick about it & she just kinda smirked & said u can gon' & do that if u want to, but I wouldn't recommend it.

Fuck that, I gotta SEE what's about to suck my cock... she did say it's a woman that works it.. but didn't say much else. No gay shit. I was specific about that.

Never done this b4. Iono yo.

there's dude back there. bet.

you are being trolled.

do not put dick there.

*subbed*

You're not a faggot if you don't see him sucking yo dick.




Now tell yourself that 3 times and prepare for a mouth with oral herpes.

Nah, I need to see what's handling da monster.. I'm not sticking my dick thru there unless I know it's a semi-hot broad.

wait wait wait Tim...

either you do not have a monster, or you have the flexibility of 90yr old arthritic russian peasant woman...to have been unable to suck your own dick when you tried to.

fair enough?

this disturbed me. i didn't know that was real. i thought it was just in really cheesy porn.

in my mind, that could never end well. i'm sorry but what if whoever is on the other side bites it off? i don't know. i don't stick your peter in there. dont do it just dont


what if she has no teeth?
or too many of them?

no just dont

y'all some fucking pussies

Lmaoo Wat if someone just punched ur shit hard as fuck took ur money an dip lmaoo

Strik plz save the site

Tim aint got no money.

lmfaoooooooooo

It was a bar till this piece of shit walked in.

Get AIDS for real boi

lmfao @ stick your cock in there for boarding sake

I actually second this notion, and add the idea that you live blog it here as it happens

Who was asking about where has Detour been?

Small price to pay to find out.

You watch your tongue. That is the highest quality porn

If you wanna see the glory hole goat, look up Mary Jane Johnson.

he speaks....
 

I said cot DAYUM

"goat" in this context is a huge red flag for me

Looooooool

Ayo.

Surely uve atuck ur dick in worse things.

Do it. Then post results. Were are all behind u here.

I know things that would make you all very dull boys.

@Diode to thread

Dont be fucking weird in here dickhead. @dull

subtle.

but very good.

Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

lolll good looks on Katt Dylan or w/e that black chicks name is

upping.

mustachia doesnt and its gr8

btw strikta is lying about this. there is no bar with a gloryhole in it. trust me on this, I already saw what he was typing before he typed this and its fake, hes just lonely lil strikta lmfao! 13.50

Oh good god

Por que bebe por que?

i meant its gr8 because when i smack her her teeth dont fall ot anymore omg u so nasty dyed wtf? thought u wuz lady? creep. it k us till friend lmao weirdo "OH GOD BABY WHY" lmao omg wtf u thinkin im a baby?

I do think you're a baby. A majestic one at that. And why would you ever smack mushtachia? Why you not nice to her?

NOT MUSHtachia omg. she not mush. u mush. esa negrita que va caminando! valia de lado. ey. yah!

dat is me being nice silly sills

That was just playing in my car on my way to the bank! If it is reggaeton you are singing lol. Something there with plan b. I'm obsessed .__. Y yo no soy negrita tampoco! Soy indiesita. Sucka. Be nice to mushtachia or I cut you grande bebe I cut you. Don't you smack her one more time!!!!!

Guns don't kill people

Uh uh.

Big baby still one of the lamest, weakest, irrelevant niggas on this site.

Actually tho, there has been some interesting responses in this thread. LOL

I more than likely won't do this.. tho I'm sure it's just a joke made by the staff at the joint.

Still ain't bout to do it tho.. atleast that's my thought right now.

Things could change over time.

Thanks guise.

Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo0o0o

I can count on Strikta for the lulz

Fucking goneeeee

Hell yeah son, she is one of them rare cases where I'm like "damn this chick is too cute to even be in porn" but then my dick be like "shut the fuck up nigga and beat me".

I haven't felt like that since Ashlynn Brooke tbh


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2605/...9abe9b1b_m.jpg

lmao I hope to god there is a guy on the other side of the wall waiting to force gloryhole seekers to fuck some random animal. if he got ya by the cock there aint much you can do...an your paying him to do it to you

That was hella gay