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Ghost1 05-07-2014 04:08 PM

So im hollerin at this girl.....mildly
 
An AYO

But yo

Ayo sons

But

Forreal

Yo

Shes got a man. Usually i wont concern myself with this type of scenario....just because i dont personally prefer to put in more then a day or 2s effort. But i see this bitch at work anyways so she could be a side project....so i just talk to her mildly.

The other day shes like....hey its my bday...u should come by....my bf is at the drs office gettin a check up

So im gettin ready to head over an she hits me up like....dont come over. Its not a good time.

BITCH I ALREADY RUBBED THAT EASY 9NE OUT AN I JUST PUT ON THIS FLY ASS POLO ...YA BOY BEARD SMELLS OF RICH CEDAR AND I GOT A VISHIS CREATINE PUMP

WAT THE FUCK!?!?

BITCH U BETTER GET FAMILIAR



I didnt text her back. I just put on sum little john drew pictures of women getting into plqne crashes.

The next day (today)

She says.... hey sorry bout yesterday

My bf found out he has joint cancer.


:0


So....

U trynna come by tonite tho?


Im srry jesus.

THE PUZZLEMASTER 05-07-2014 04:12 PM

Storytelling skills increased plus ten sun

Ghost1 05-07-2014 04:13 PM

:)

This is a light one.

El Muffin 05-07-2014 04:14 PM

Hahaha my jumpoff is dyin over here

Cooooolllldblooooded

THE PUZZLEMASTER 05-07-2014 04:14 PM

Much longer and I woulda changed the channel for lack of nsfw

Ghost1 05-07-2014 04:15 PM

Truuuuchainz

The hardbody paragraphs dont get the love they deserve.

THE PUZZLEMASTER 05-07-2014 04:20 PM

jointcancer=aidsnigga, greenlight 4 dome tho

StarFaggot 05-07-2014 04:34 PM

Many details were left out.

Have you smashed before?
So you met her at work and got her number?
Why couldn't she go to your place?
You see the bitch at work... So you're at work and you see her or she works there?

StarFaggot 05-07-2014 04:43 PM

Bags it's clear you live with someone maternal. All the signs are pointing to it. Get on the blog thing it's time to supplement that income.

Ghost1 05-07-2014 04:50 PM

U decided ud blatantly steal veritas drapes angoe for yourself.....then post it in 2 seperate threads cuz you were so excited?

Lol. Please stop masaiiing.

An in regards to ur other post

No i never smashed
Yes i met her at work an got her n7mber
She could hqve came to my place.....but she asked me to come to hers.....its ok to leave the house sometimes....
Qn yea she works here....ive told you i work for a medical health insurance provider in the central billing office....people dont come to visit.

All tuem questi9ns were obv tho

Aero just like hearing himself type.

anime_boners 05-07-2014 04:50 PM

waaaaay gone

pls, for your soul, and ion't even believe in souls, but for your soul, don't do it.




sidenote: i refuse to believe your beard smells of anything but old sweat, and whatever foods white people eat.. like grilled cheese w/ mayo or some shit.

Ghost1 05-07-2014 04:52 PM

LOOOOL

Cedar. Carved by the axe of a warlord.

StarFaggot 05-07-2014 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags (Post 331666)
U decided ud blatantly steal veritas drapes angoe for yourself.....then post it in 2 seperate threads cuz you were so excited?

Lol. Please stop masaiiing.

An in regards to ur other post

No i never smashed
Yes i met her at work an got her n7mber
She could hqve came to my place.....but she asked me to come to hers.....its ok to leave the house sometimes....
Qn yea she works here....ive told you i work for a medical health insurance provider in the central billing office....people dont come to visit.

All tuem questi9ns were obv tho

Aero just like hearing himself type.


Stop it Bags. You've never outright denied living with maternals.

It's not just the apple themed drapes it's that your PC's in the kitchen. No bachelor has a PC in the kitchen that's a community computer.

None of my business though.

Ghost1 05-07-2014 05:02 PM

Ive stated numerous times That i live alone.
I have a laptop....it is portable...i do the video mags in my kitchen because i prefer the ambience created by the surrounding windows tho there are mags that ive done in my living room which defeats this gorilla minded theory.

Any other inquiries detective whitebread?

Hush 05-07-2014 05:04 PM

Shes fat isn't she

Ghost1 05-07-2014 05:06 PM

LMAO

Nah yo

Shes mad short tho

Like a little elf w titties.

Wise Wiggles 05-07-2014 05:11 PM

Yo I read every post in thread aloud, in my wetarrd voice and it was amusing but yeah I wood still fuck the elf. fuck that nigga and his cancerous joints. He just scared she on the way out. leave a hicky in between her vagina and her asshole for good measure!

StarFaggot 05-07-2014 05:32 PM

Whitebread? I'll put so much dark matter in your sister's vaginal cavity your next Thanksgiving will be held in a parallel universe.

Dope girl 05-07-2014 05:52 PM

cancer is srs condition anyway i hope everything goes well for u and her

Batty 05-07-2014 06:35 PM

Bags. You are clearly boarding expertly in this thread. I can't help but to salute.

Drapes are sketchy, but boarding is sound.

Chyeahhh!!! 05-07-2014 06:45 PM

he speaks....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Silver (Post 331692)
cancer is srs condition anyway i hope everything goes well for u and her

You would know with your lying sickly ass.Youve been diagnosed with everything under the sun...even that zombie sun disease

StarFaggot 05-07-2014 06:46 PM

Edited

Ghost1 05-07-2014 06:49 PM

Aero.

Ive alreqdy dealt with u itt.

Of you require additional attention please feel free to create one of ur classic top 10 text threads.

Split 05-07-2014 07:40 PM

Hollering mildly is just talking regular like u far away

Eŋg 05-07-2014 07:51 PM

he likes the word mild. leave it be.

Ghost1 05-07-2014 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split Eight (Post 331733)
Hollering mildly is just talking regular like u far away

https://classandtrashshow.files.word...inal.gif?w=620

Batty 05-07-2014 07:58 PM

I'm married now so I been out the game for a minute, but it seems like its alot harder to get pussy now or something?

Cancer ain't no joke, don't get me wrong but so is any chance at getting pussy so I'd jump on it then drink a beer and be like "yeah, that was kinda fucked up".

Getting the ass ain't gonna speed the cancer up or anything.

Masaii 05-07-2014 08:12 PM

hang yourself by your drapes and be done with it

veritas 05-07-2014 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masaii (Post 331763)
hang yourself by your drapes and be done with it

a noble stab here guys.

StarFaggot 05-07-2014 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masaii (Post 331763)
hang yourself by your drapes and be done with it

Ftw

Lol'ed

Dope girl 05-07-2014 09:15 PM

cheya
 
shut the hell up ur spudity and lies cheyah

Ghost1 05-07-2014 09:24 PM

Lol@aero hqnding out a lowly cosign to a mediocre post only to side against his agressor like the oppurtunistic cowardly faggot that he is and alwqys has been.

Wayyy leaned @robranda tearing chyinnn head off tho hahaha

StarFaggot 05-07-2014 09:54 PM

lol

Chyeahhh!!! 05-07-2014 10:01 PM

he speaks....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Silver (Post 331777)
shut the hell up ur spudity and lies cheyah

Girl..... I will spare you. Lol


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