Cooking up terrible coke
 

Usually I chef nice, but this time around the coke is so stepped on I can't get hardly shit to come back.

I yielded dogshit on a halfounce, but used rubbing alcohol & surprisingly it brought back a very small yellow chunk.. surely it would send a nig to the moon.

This was hell tho.

Kitchen smells horrible now.

Microwave destroyed. @Destroyer

YEah, the crack is good btw.

When that happens add more arm n hammer, crack head will be fucked but at least it was let it harden

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/827072/moleman.jpg

this is you

Nah, it's hard as a brick.. but didn't bring back as much as we thought it would.

Dude is mad as fuck lol

Throws me a gram or 2 of soft for my chef skills.

I can't do nothing w/ this weak shit.. it's horrible.

U almost gotta cook it... but I don't smoke sooo.. yeah, I wasted my time more or less.

lol at you don't smoke.

smoke this cock u dirt person.

Figures the dude who touches the tip of his penis to his asshole would say something like that. Go figure.

Dude...

Timothy...

It is MY dick, and it is MY asshole.

that aint gay bruh.

Oh it is.

Being able to suck ur own dick MIGHT be one thing, but fucking urself in the ass is a whole nother monster.

Wow

Veritas is the one who's gay.

This shit went wayyyyy left field.

yeah it is

a gay thing

if fucking / sucking yourself is gay, is jerking off gay?

if not gay, does giving a handjob count as gay anymore?

penis in mouth = gay

these are the rules

i did not make them reed

I heard it's only gay if you moan

Hang on.....tim:

I dont fuck my own ass I just tickle it. I call it the *romeo at juliets window*

Plus you share heroin needles with male drug whores...how is that not gay

Yall talking bout jerking off is not gay but a self blow is?

Next you will say it is gay of you let a dude suck your dick if he pays you right?

Plus strik talking bout sucking own dick MIGHT be gay...because he has.

Confirm or deny.

Hold up now, what kinda blow is these niggas talking about?????

lmao

Lol v/ not veritas

Oh noo @ jusitfying self anal

Tim to thread to confirm that self butt tickling is gay and that he hasnt tried it and that a self blow job is not gay and he has tried it.

All yall some faggots tbh

The self buttsex shit is gay af.

Self blowjob.. questionable.. it's like the saying goes.. if u could suck ur own dick u'd never leave the house.

Tho I have not tried it cuz my body won't contort that way.. plus... yeah... that shit's gay af too. Smh

Nevmind it's all gay & I condone none of it.

Lmao damn

You have obv tried it if you know your body won't contort that way

Kill.

Tim, by his own admission is a fag.

Thread went from smokin rocks to smokin poles in a hurry. Smh.

Self smoking at that bro

Why the fuck did you mention me in the original post?
I don't smoke crack, I smoke weed

dead @ u using monster dick and fucking urself in the ass in the same sentence

lol'd out loud irl out loud

Hahaha that faggot strikta tried to suck his own dick.

$13.50 for a blowjob tag incoming

who hasn't tried to suck their own dick at one point or another?

WTF FAGGOTS

Guise, this isnt the place to come out of the closet.

Keep your dick sucking stories to yourself.

dude, u made a thread dedicated to ur traps

Dedicated to my success*


Not that going to gym and trying to suck your own dick are even closely related, BUT I SEE YOUR POINT DICK SUCKER!!!

rofl