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KennyCerealBowl 05-29-2013 03:58 PM

the first time you discovered masterbation.
 
Ah..
I remember me and my cousins used to watch porn(they were much older like 4-6 years) and I would get so turned on but I woudn't know what to do I had this built up
sex drive...

One day I was about 10-11 I had this doll and I would rub it against my penis just experimenting and it felt good. skip the whole doll phase... I realized then it wasn't the doll that made me feel good but the up and down movement in my foreskin.

There birthed my knowledge on masterbation..

Inno 05-29-2013 04:25 PM

it scared me.

namix 05-29-2013 04:46 PM

watching porn without knowing how to masturbate is like challenging someone to a showdown without ever having fired a gun

SiK 05-29-2013 04:51 PM

waiting for the assault....I know its coming @Bags @Split @Sharp Nine

Aesthetic 05-29-2013 04:55 PM

Thanks for the material.

IamBenT 05-29-2013 04:57 PM

lol.

I read about it in "Private Parts" by Howard Stern.

KennyCerealBowl 05-29-2013 04:58 PM

Man idgaf I'm man enough to share my young experiences

Aesthetic 05-29-2013 05:15 PM

And everyone here is man enough to judge them for you.

But on the real, nobody cares but you gon get destroyed in the next battle you in son.

KennyCerealBowl 05-29-2013 05:16 PM

Good thing I don't battle :D so flame on!

Sharp 05-29-2013 06:04 PM

Everyones yanked the crank

Weird theard but thas coo

SiK 05-29-2013 06:59 PM

Yo this is the theard theard that I've seen thats gay from this dude

uh-oh 05-29-2013 07:05 PM

literally, as far back as i can remember i was diddling myself yo.

my earliest memories is diddling myself. i came out the womb with my hand on my DICK

now i can't remember if i got BONERS or not tho. im not sure how that works.

i would beat off till it got real sensitive. like i wouldnt jizz i was like 4 or something yo. but word

yall some late bloomers YO

Malachi 05-29-2013 07:26 PM

Internet or friends

Objective 05-29-2013 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh (Post 65605)
yall some late bloomers YO

Word, not to mention OP was playing with dolls as a 10-11 year old boy. Wtf @ that.

Ghost1 05-29-2013 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malachi (Post 65617)
Internet or friends

Can u explain the question further?

KennyCerealBowl 05-29-2013 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Objective (Post 65618)
Word, not to mention OP was playing with dolls as a 10-11 year old boy. Wtf @ that.

Itwasn't a doll it was a teddy bear. Ripped a hole through that mf

Mr. J 05-29-2013 09:42 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Masaii 05-30-2013 12:19 AM

so in short;

op had a teddy bear at 10 who he use to stick his peanut in.

great thread bro

KennyCerealBowl 05-30-2013 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masaii (Post 65799)
so in short;

op had a teddy bear at 10 who he use to stick his peanut in.

great thread bro

It was meant for everybody to share they dum experiences but they all scared
they'll give out material for punches in battles. lol
i can only imagine how everyone else found out o.o mine was pretty normal.

oats 05-30-2013 02:22 AM

I think I just saw porn and instinctively started jerkin it. Doesn't take much figuring out, you get horny and you touch your dick.

Wise Wiggles 05-30-2013 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malachi (Post 65617)
Internet or friends

What the f is this?

Malachi 05-30-2013 02:33 AM

Cause a bunch of niggas on YouTube or whatever I've seen them do the motion their hand like I' saw a comedy vid or people doing the hand motion towards ppl face, damn. So yea

~RustyGunZ~ 05-30-2013 02:34 AM

@Malachi, you learned the art of banana peeling on youtube?

Malachi 05-30-2013 02:37 AM

Something like that,

I didn't look it up of course.

I think it was a channel called shanedawsontv

Sharp 05-30-2013 02:52 AM

lmao

Thread was worth it after all

KennyCerealBowl 05-30-2013 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharp Nine (Post 65965)
lmao

Thread was worth it after all


Fuck yo opinion nigga. ur daddy taught you how to give him handjobs and that's how you found out

Malachi 05-30-2013 03:12 AM

Says the nigga that molested his teddy bear

KennyCerealBowl 05-30-2013 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malachi (Post 65968)
Says the nigga that molested his teddy bear

You jerked off to a shane dawnson video u sick bastard

Malachi 05-30-2013 03:19 AM

Lol when did I say that...

Come up with something better bro, imma go to sleep.
Ill be hugging my bear tightly tonight.

KennyCerealBowl 05-30-2013 03:21 AM

You know what chu did nigga!

KennyCerealBowl 05-30-2013 03:22 AM

And fuck your teddybear..He probably not even fluffed right for my type

Sharp 05-30-2013 03:39 AM

And there goes the funny

~RustyGunZ~ 05-30-2013 03:56 AM

wah wah wah waaaahahahahah

...the Nagger 05-30-2013 07:46 AM

My first time: the movie player's club

the scene where diamond was drunk at that party and the other bully stripper was about to go down on her

idk why, but it had me like http://imageshack.us/a/img192/3488/s...er137filen.png


then when the stuff came out I freaked out http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/4179/dwadecrying.png

cleaned up, and vowed to take this experience with me to the grave!

IamBenT 05-30-2013 08:32 AM

LMAO Teddy Bear Rape


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