the story of the delirious nomads
 

@Bags @Split @Sharp Nine @God Of War

please inform me


detailed history

I bodied them. The end

Wat story?

Theyre just a low tier crew of wacklings...lol

no no no guys

I got this

how did they come to be

what is this rape story

one of them was in a movie?

why was I convinced to smod one of them? is king keith at the same level as endsane and diaman?

they seem to have created a lot of lul

here is what i heard


there was this dude starting a crew so he posted up some fliers on phone poles and a few days later another guy got released out of jail for rape and as he was walking buy someone across the street yelled "HEY CONGRATS ONT HE RAPE" and as the guy went to turn around he seen the flier on the light pole and then began the legacy of there crew

DELIRIOUS NOMADS

MEDIOCRITY REDEFINED

Often thought to be the lamest crew ever to grace text, the nomad's beginnings are fittingly humble. The brainchild of a low-tier battler named "reef the swift", best known as that angsty white kid who could only write horrorcore but thought it was battling (notably never winning a battle without a noshow) the nomads earliest members were quasi-but-not-really-promising battles knocked out of the recent Newbie tourney V (all by the quarterfinal round if not earlier).

Reef's first two acquisitions were Kwikwitit aka Pahrit, the Albino Latino; and a bright-eyed young Sharp Nine, who was convinced to join as an effort to make himself write more. Next to join was the okayish topical writer Endsane and the weird guy who could write, Keith AIMZ, who brought with him the untested writer Malachi. This seemed to be the end of the recruiting phase until Badweather made a thread appealing to the members to join, which was immediately accepted because fuck it, why not.

With their first OM drop, the nomads proved they had an eclectic mixture of styles, promising writers, but mostly too many fucking members. The issue proved to be that the ranks needed thinning. Naturally, Creed and Codeman were added because of this.

Though it seemed crews were becoming the new style, as a few others began to pop up and beef with each other arbitrarily, and it seemed most of the nomads were self assured that their drops were the best. They were not.

PART TWO COMING (CHALLENGE WEEK AND THE REBIRTH)

Destroyed@challenge week......i almost forgott

^lol

Yo that post should b like stickied in the 'crew' section... Rofl

I'm so slayed rite now hahah

CHALLENGE WEEK AND THE REBIRTH

Trying to succinctly summarize the natural disaster of retardation that was challenge week was too great a challenge for me. So...

http://i.imgur.com/uCHUGMR.jpg

all that need be said.

And then NC's crashed, taking all minor crews located on the site with it.


AND THEN, IN THE WAKE OF NC'S REBIRTH...
A new user, Natural, registered with a mission of reigniting the delirious nomad spark. He PM'd every surviving member on-site, and was immediately turned down by not just the actually decent now Sharp Nine, who was more than happy to call DN a nearly forgotten facet of his past, but also the 13-year-old Malachi. Yes, the 13 year old was more than aware that this crew was too lame to be joined. Good on you Malachi. Since then they've been making themselves more and more present with that same old steez that is beyond the comprehension of anyone with a level head.

Shine on, you crazy lower-mid-tier at best writers. Shine on.

Lol. Yikes. Sharp goin innnnn.

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^^that's a flat line. I've doa'd

Damn nomads getting napalmed!

ENDNOTES AND SOURCES FOR FURTHER INTEREST

-Any DN collab containing no less than 4 unreadable verses with a few okay ideas here and there
-Genocide's key that single-handedly out-wrote anything the nomads ever could
PAIRED WITH
-YDK's response that was beyond awful, its only comments being a post from reef saying "Impressive" and another from Sharp Nine saying "..."
-Any aim chat involving Sharp Nine where the nomads were brought up where he basically said all of this anyway (perhaps in the records of Meth and/or SiK)
-King Keith's "Pinkslip" match with Bags where he decided to NS and left on a spiritual journey through the vast wildernesses of text that lasted two weeks
-Anything Kwik, YDK, or Reef ever posted, because they all had boarding levels in the Asperger's range.
-Sharp Nine's forays into the OM with the crew that proved he should stick to battling, as it soon became clear he was unable to make a coherent concept or line that did not involve pokemon.
-Any thread mocking the deliroius nomads where most stayed silent but one or two always bit and were clowned accordingly
-Any thread where Immaculate challenged every crew to a crew battle with the DN despite it being the notably worst crew in text


-Codeman's Rape (required reading for all)

Wow... I applaud u sharp... Excellent commentary.

didnt know shiatsu massages were done with a knifetip haha

RIP Nomads

Lmao @Sharp Nine.

I hear you, homie. A couple battle wins in the dead era of text got your head exploded, huh? Much respect tho'. :)

lmao you know it

i need to edit a few more digs at myself in there, its not fair otherwise



AND TBC

BADWEATHER MALACHI AND RA ARE COOL AF

Endsane's cool when he's not too weird but the man's stache can't be fucked with

Codeman's an okay writer and an A+ rapist

YDK's heart's in the right place.

Kwik and Reef were borderline retardedish

Sharp Nine is an asshole

Sharp da god

Malachi definetly had to hit on me for losing challenge week.

Creepiest/funniest shit ever

please go more into detail about this challenge week

and the full story on the rape
@Sharp Nine

Challenge week coming. can someone else get the rape? I actually dont remember that all too well
@Bags?

This has been the highlight of my day. Thank you Sharp

Back when no one wanted to make a forum for one low-tier crew, the nomads were more or less made to communicate in threads in discussion. They were always awkward as fuck, but allowed the entire community to see and mock what they did. So one day, a PM went to each crew member - an idea from EndSane, entitled only "Challenge Week"

The idea was that every week a new member would be selected to perform a writing task (for example a 10 line topical) or face some sort of retribution like a joke sig decided by the rest of the crew. The first task went to young @Malachi, who promptly did not write anything. As a result, he had to make a thread hitting on a NC member and no one else in the crew was to say a word.

Sik was selected, and Malachi casually made a thread about how awesome he was. And naturally everyone could tell this was some retarded crew bullshit. Most DN denials were beyond suspect as well, almost capable of giving away mannerisms of obvious lies through forum posts. Eventually, a young Sharp Nine decided this was kind of weird and just explained the punishment concept, which most thought was weird but accepted and moved on.

The next crew member selected was Kwikwitit, who waited all of 30 minutes to say he wasn't writing anything and made his signature "I WANT FATHER MUFF'S DICK" for awhile. It was then decided that we should try to forget this ever happened. It probably would never have come up if not for this thread.


It was the most inadvertently homoerotic activity in the history of writing. Also "challenge week" sounded like a corporate retreat thing so I felt the need to make matching shirts. This was as far as I got.

http://i.imgur.com/uCHUGMR.jpg

LMFAO wow... This keeps getting better.

Lmao sharp geno didnt come fucking close sir...do i need to go dig my old verse outta my phone and challenge week u can blame on that 13 year old Malachi making it so weird that it ruined it for everyone...

Also King wanted to start Nomads back not Code...He just ran with the idea and actually thought an old member would want to join...But like all these others bitches on here u dont respect anyone and are one of the first too jump ship when it gets too real...Thanks for saying im an ok topical head but i also made it to the third round of the newbie league as well...was beat out by rayge...

Also u have a decent break down but some facts are skewed...

Endsane....

You lost to Rayge when he wasnt Rayge....he was maybe half as good, congrats...DN is a bunch of garbage writters attempting to rub that wackness off on other people.

@EndSane

You put that challenge up with the penalty of having to hit on a member. Malachi just gave it 110%, good on him tbh

And yeah, we all were knocked out of the quarterfinals of the newbie tourney actually. It took almost no skill to get there. Reef was NS'D first two rounds and personal jesus beat him easy, SiK beat me, Rayge beat you, and Meth beat Kwik.

My fact game can't be fucked with tbc.

Lol i dont recall me being a battler tbh but thanks Sik

I didnt tell him to make like homoish the way he did...he chose sik not me...i told him to do whatever his heart desired...

I will agree it was an epic fail but we obviously THEN had retarded members...But your facts about the beef with CM is way off but thanks for playing...Reefs verse was even pretty good in our collab...

I would actually have to read everything u posted to fully call u out...I skimmed through and was smh cause I thought we were cool but obviously not...

Natural to.thread.since.hes lirking to explain thw rape. Tbc.

An i completely forgot how pathetic the nomads really were until sharps informative posts...lol...wow.

...


<3

also when did i mention CM lmao?

When u were talking about Geno beating us...He was in CM then and when it all started

@Bags

U look in the mirror much??

@Bags
I'm done with ya'll.
Consider it a win.
Whatever works for you.
I walk away knowing whats what.
Peace

For some odd reason this reminded me of when Tyson went into the 'darkside' of the interwebs...lmao

Lmfao@DO U EVEN LOOK IN THE MIRROR

hahaha. Whatre u in 5th grade? Socially inept weirdo llol


An natural....whats this....im done w yall shit!?!? As tho u have an option

I.will fucking HAUNT u on this fucking board until u accept that pinkslip....admit ur scared cuz im better then u OR just leave the site

Sup to u....but we definately not "done here"

The only lame frail person I see is you Bagatron...Lol I look in the mirror everyday and unlike you can actually say damn Im tall...LOL sure u look in the mirror and are Like I guess god really does love ugly children

Gtfoh with ur non-sense u jibber-jabbering fool...I swear half the time its like ur either so high that u find everything funny that u say...or u dont leave the house so ur humor is skewed because u dont have any real friends...either way u are the lamest wierdo around this site...ur sig proves that

Have fun with the haunting bags. Meanwhile ill be writing

Bags don't get high tho lol... We already clarified that with his mystery bags of powder n dealing to the hundredth unit (. 07 g)