some autistic kid is trying to rap battle me at school
 

this is a serious moral dilemma for me.

He goes by the name AA (double A)
I have his 23 song mixtape sitting in my room

It's actually a lot better than I thought, but, you can kinda tell he has a problem....

Anyways, he's calling me out. Now, I can go in and ether him.with punchlines about his condition, thus securing my rep at school as a brown rapstar, or avoid battle because I am above him. I dunno, I'm stuck.

battle him and try to use minimal punches about his condition, just ether the dude about other shit, some will think it is distasteful if you overload the retard jokes but if you do a few hard singers people are gonna be like oh shit he just took it there

Eat dat niggas brains yo

Don't fuck around

GO UP TO HIM FIG AND SAY:

I'M DA BESS MAYNE.... I DID IT

I think I'm going to go with the straight forward approach

Like rap about how he'll never have a normal life. Really try to make him cry.

make sure your rhymes make scene, use more creativity and Punchlines.

Be the bigger man and settle it with like arm wrestling or rock paper scissors lizard spock. Don't take shots at his condition it isn't nice and to be honest whether you're better or not, any "audience" put in that situation with the right intention would still give him the win.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSLeBKT7-sM

Also, you look very handsome in your prom picture figgy newton sir

David sterns razor burns



dead

Me and ditw will live together in an agrarian village in south Italy, and garden and topical battle our lives away

hey yeah man just memorize a verse only complementing him

make it sick

put your life into this

only got one shot

Yo your a real cool bro, not the type I would mess with
You are why I'm telling my wife to not drink while she's pregnant

Deadened^^

dibs on slow brain acct

he'd probably murk you my dude

autistic people are geniuses, in one direction. if rapping is his one direction he will eat your soul

Tell that nigga he's a rainbow on the autism spectrum

Use Vakill lines

Na man I have his mixtape

Na

Maybe he did the shitty mixtape to troll folks into battling. Then you write a bunch of handicap snaps and he raps normal.

I know a dude who did some shit like that, real talk.

And yet another jewel dropped.

are you sure he doesnt have cerebral palsy? there's this kid i know that raps and has that.

i would totally take it there. it's easy as fuck. have other jokes of course, but take it there. it'll be funny. and then make sure to boldly walk way to that song "you can tell everybody.. i'm the man i'm the man i'm the man" MAKE HIM CRY

Nah don't make him cry yo.

He's just a kid.

Detourette up, Figster.

lmao

had to lmao @ that.

Batty be killing me.

he speaks....
 

I laughed hard as shit at this in the theatre just now

He already won the battle if he has a mixtape and you own it though

Aero have someone close this thread please

Lmao :)

All retard jokes.

And overkill too.....llike 100 bars an shit ....

Like 10 minutes of just demolishing this retard with rain man jokes

Real shit.

Do it.

Act like an adult for onc3.

You are the worst human being I know.

I hope hell exists because you need to be in pain forever.

solid post.

the layers of stupidity in this post are truly bewildering.

Agreed. Leave him be

Lmao I'm dead serious though (not about making fun of the autistic kid, that was obviously a joke). But there's this kid who calls himself Brikz and constantly raps. I went to school w him back in the day