Q and A with your favorite breakfast
 

Take it away @El Pancake

Did I agree to this?

Yes, thanks for stopping by. What comprises a balanced breakfast?

What are your life goals for writing?

What's the craziest thing you've ever written about?

Who is your favorite rapper?

I eat rappers like part of a complete breakfast.

To get the bacon.
Powdered eggs.
MF DOOM.

CONGRATS BACON AND EGGS!!!

Mf doom is a faggot

Cuban bread and butter is better too

CHUPA MIS HUEVOS, SEÑOR.

Better compliment for bacon: pepper or honey crystals?

Maricon

Cheryl Cole <3

came to smh at mf doom is a faggot

Did u kiss him?
He's a super wack faggot FYI

WHO IS YOUR DADDY UND WHAT DOES HE DOOOOOOOOOO

1. Qudoba

2. Apple Bee's

my two favorite breakfast place

I hate oatmeal I used to eat it but one day I sneezed and a booger came out and I looked down at my bowl of oatmeal and was like where the fuck did it go and I just have a image of oatmeal boogers in my head

Lmao gone

@Certain you underestimate the annoying power of autocorrect. Apologies. *complement

Does a fig have any place in breakfast

No one wants to put Fig in the mouth.

And no one wants certain in their house :(

@Fig, why?

Because you're too fat and gay to fit in

Get it like fit in socially but also physically fitting inside of the house.

aw it's okay I'm here for you

@Fig, I'm not gay.

Why are you doing this?

Because people want me in their mouths god dammit

Jesus Hoover Christ

Did your prom date?

She really did

Good for you.

We await pictures, though.

She definitely wants the Fig dick in and around her mouth.

I thought because she's Catholic, that I'd get to put it in her butthole?

That depends on how Catholic she is.

Why's Figs head big as his torso tho?

Religious candles from the grocery store with pictures of virgin Mary, and a bloody Jesus being crucified.

They were all over her house

That only means her parents are religious.

She may be a naughty, vaginal intercourse-having whore behind their backs.

Cuz I'm smart ;)

Big head = more brain

Everyone knows black people have the smallest little peanut heads