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Split 05-14-2013 11:30 PM

Week 12 Magazine: the Outsourced Edition
 
@Knucklehead -__-

Cant post mags here

Call up that ole white bitch on the phone and read her the riot act for violating our first ammendment. then drive over and pepper spray that bitch if she voices a different opinion

Magazine links:

http://rapisalive.com/showthread.php...488#post581488


http://www.projectrhyme.com/forums/s...308#post832308

Adonis 05-14-2013 11:40 PM

LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLO

~NO SHOW SHINE~
Produced by: nO gOoD!



Buddha - Damn this was nice as fuck.

I liked this portion here

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buddah
Master Li had to flee in the path of trees
Screaming, "You bastards believe you can capture me!?"
He laughs, it seems in these woods he could at least be in peace
Until he slips and trips and snags his knee and scares a lady
Who's there with a baby that's wrapped in sheets,
She tries to crawl back and leave but her body's tapped, she's weak

The internals carried this along real smooth. I enjoyed the cadence of it. I could spit this to a beat. which immediately gets a point for that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buddah
The Orphan sat in peace and calm staring at the leaves of fall
Until a wounded soldier released a call deep in the hall,
"So you're the chosen one? Do you know what you've done?
Don't you know you need us all!?


again the internals were a nice addition.. multies throughout. technically this was spot on imo.
you showed us how its done like a Master. Nice piece throughout.



Aesthetic - this was raw. Technically it was simple, but how you placed a few lines made it a little difficult to follow a flow to it. However, this was on some realness. You had so many real descriptive lines that could have some serious weight to them if you added some internals and some multies.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aesthetic
The hardest days of work Iv ever felt.
Toeline on the metal thinking about heaven and hell.

I liked this piece alot. But this is where to critique right? And I aint gonna sugar coat it bro. This is full of spelling errors, so it makes me stop reading to sort out in my head what you were trying to get across. Like the word callysas I assumed you meant calluses. So with that, Id say my advice would be to spellcheck and try switching up a few schemes into your stories and flex a bit with the technical side, multies, internals, different poetic elements to further grab the attention of the reader. Alliteration, Assonance, and some others would take your verses to a new level.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aesthetic
dont wanna suffer worst then this! wrench in hand with a clenched fist.
I tell my boss what was completed and about renovations.
Before I leave, he asks with a sly grin; when did you clock in?
......My life has just flashed, no job; no rent by the next payment.
No girl no friend's and an ugly self entertainment.
That's it, it's decided

I really liked this section here. Along with most of this piece I really enjoyed reading. Nice showing. I will keep my eye out for your verses dude. I can see dopeness within..


Pent uP 05-14-2013 11:44 PM

I dont know if thats the whole mag or not but if that is it good effort and thanks for putting together something. Nothing wrong with it just a downgrade from what the first few weeks bred.

I understand (first hand) how hard it is to stay on top of running a league though so i got nothing bad to say just

good job

Split 05-14-2013 11:51 PM

apologies for lack of length/ grandissimo. I wanted to put something together on night one but some shit went down in my dorm room, and eventually it devolved into a 'get anything together' mentality :/

I gotta get this laptop to my friend before she leaves tomorrow and I also got a disciplinary meeting with ResLife at noon, so this ended up being more of a light-hearted attempt than anything else

I, and I hope Keith as well, take it is a compliment that it is not up to the standards of the league.. the bar has been set high, and I'm glad for it.

Adonis 05-14-2013 11:56 PM

All I'm saying is...I asked if you wanted help...I've been around long enough that I write for me and not mag mentions or views and shit.

But realize I am not the norm, so I would've more then been willing to get some shit together for this thing yesterday/tonight. I asked you a few days ago, regardless, as always, appreciate the free time.

respect, sucks that I'll have to whoop that ass this week though

Adonis 05-14-2013 11:59 PM

Also, all these 404 errors have something to do with the domain change. Something was missed in this process and more then likely a reset is in order. I don't know shit about computers, but I did some research and some dude basically said...

"Another possibility is if a website has moved a page or resource but did so without redirecting the old URL to the new one. When that happens, you'll receive a 404 error instead of being automatically routed to the new page."

ZeeDee 05-15-2013 12:07 AM

my bad... the hater is Split.... but i wrote a mag article too... that's what i was talking about... not the fact that i'm the underdog... i've been the underdog since i got here....

and Wittless... join the dic eater crew... there's a waiting list.... it's under my nuts... Split is passing out refreshments and Adonis is serving drinks

Split 05-15-2013 12:08 AM

dead @ Keith catching flak for my mag writing

Adonis 05-15-2013 12:12 AM

I'll pass refreshments cuz between you and I only one CAN produce anything half fresh

ZeeDee 05-15-2013 12:18 AM

Agreed and since i already beat you 7-0.... the answer to which is the One... is very obvious.... hint... its not you.. and lmao and ur gay ass threats via PM Adonis... how text fag of you...

Split 05-15-2013 12:18 AM

Edited for more content

I'd also like to note that only three matches went down last week. So it's not THAT miniscule a magazine... just no interview and shorter predictions.

Adonis 05-15-2013 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeeDee (Post 58785)
Agreed and since i already beat you 7-0.... the answer to which is the One... is very obvious.... hint... its not you.. and lmao and ur gay ass threats via PM Adonis... how text fag of you...



Never made a threat...you know you have disturbingly low comprehension levels brother. I said in real life I don't take shit and have been in quite a bit of fights and am yet to take a one on one loss. Notice the 'real' life?

Meaning if I knew you I would...not saying I'm threatening you, saying you're not hard, and if you think you are like the little gangsters I live around, you all learn the hard way. And someone who know's how to legitimately fight in 'real' life, would handle your net thug ass.

Anyways, lets continue this penis to ruler ratio contest, I'm enjoying myself.

If you would like a re-match I'm game. But you don't make the rules (insert lame and played two ways from sunday dick joke here)

have a good night thug.

http://i41.tinypic.com/2vklve9.png

Me @ Oakland GrindTIME event what's good?

Got the permanent ban, this being my second offense as me and LUSH have had more then one altercation in LA

Bald head cat is my dude by the way. You kids might know him, goes by Intuition

~RustyGunZ~ 05-15-2013 01:11 AM

the 404 errors are the new host

quality hosting compared to the old one but they have a censor on their server for any site. they are respectable censors for the most part but they kind of fuck things up. I had them take away the gambling related censors, might request they take it away completely but who knows if they will.

Split 05-15-2013 01:12 AM

autozoophilia

~RustyGunZ~ 05-15-2013 01:14 AM

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW

TYSON 05-15-2013 01:24 AM

Which one are u?

Split 05-15-2013 01:24 AM

brb passing out refreshments

ZeeDee 05-15-2013 01:27 AM

ok dic eater... whatev... idc anyway.... u did make a wack ass bitchmade threat to me... but it's almost as funny as ur gay ass poems so who cares

Split 05-15-2013 01:29 AM

that cut me deep, ZeeDee



Guys i want you to know that I don't eat dics and he's lying, and my poems aren't gay I've had like three girlfriends so there

Fig 05-15-2013 01:30 AM

Thought the mag was dope

sorry bout the laptop :'(

ZeeDee 05-15-2013 01:33 AM

ok dic eater whatev.... ur gay ass did send me a bitch ass threat in a PM, but who cares... it's almost as funny as ur gay ass poems

and i didn't lose... i don't need a rematch.... and i already agreed to one and you bowed out of it as a dic eater... remember or did that never happen either... #use some of ur lies to tell better stories

~RustyGunZ~ 05-15-2013 01:36 AM

ZeeDee where are you located?

Could you meet Split at his local cornerstore for fisticuffs?

ZeeDee 05-15-2013 01:36 AM

it's all in fun for me Split... i mean it's online so who really gives a fuck anyway.... #all cuts are surface level band aid elementary scrapes

ZeeDee 05-15-2013 01:38 AM

lmao.... i'd bring a gun... i don't fight anymore.. i'm too old for that bullshit.. #it never ends in one fight... there's always a sequel

~RustyGunZ~ 05-15-2013 01:39 AM

You are doing hashtags wrong

Split 05-15-2013 01:39 AM

i would strike you with my car tbh

ZeeDee 05-15-2013 01:43 AM

you wouldn't make it within a block of me.... tbh

ZeeDee 05-15-2013 01:46 AM

why would Split wanna fight me anyway? did i miss something?

Pent uP 05-15-2013 01:47 AM

I think you dissed his mag, #bro

Pent uP 05-15-2013 01:48 AM

oh im drunk-ISH btw

Split 05-15-2013 01:49 AM

when I get home I'm going to secure a small fortune in craft beers

Fig 05-15-2013 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knucklehead (Post 58829)
You are doing hashtags wrong

he's too old for that shit bro bro bro bro bro bro bro

Adonis 05-15-2013 02:01 AM

Hmmmm...zee, I said no to your dumb ass stipulations cuz you ain't a fuckin mod you hairy#twat

What block you fromm zee? If its with in 50 miles of me I'll post a pic of me driving down it just to prove your facade is just that.

LOL @ having a gun. You know what you can do with that?

Poems??? Bro you wrote a verse about sexy time and aliens...#fukinTreky haha

You know how I know your a pansy white troll??? You write about poligamie (spl) in utah and end it with the most original death.

You know how I know your a fake ass thug??? Aka not a thug at all???? See your sig

You know how I know your either 15 or 45??? Your fuckin jokes are charmin extra sensitve worthy....only asscheek bussiness

You know how I know your gay? Pretty sure you would suck Split up, he wouldn't even have to ask

Hello, my name is ADAN, I serve refreshments...and this bish ZEEDEE is mad thirsty

Thirsty ass bish get in the back a the line and learn how to Board or write or stop posting. This is a tussle you won't win.

Let's play again soon though yeah???

Pent uP 05-15-2013 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split (Post 58836)
when I get home I'm going to secure a small fortune in craft beers

I homebrew so you get nothing from me

except respect if you're sharing

lmfao

Split 05-15-2013 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pohfig (Post 58841)
I homebrew so you get nothing from me

except respect if you're sharing

lmfao

lol my dad brews beer

he was like "Son, want to make a batch with me?"

so we drove to this store in like Malden which is a long way away. buy ingredients, brew everything, and let it ferment for an absurd amount of time.

we went to check the bottles, and the cardboard top has a shit-ton of holes in the top. I go to check the bottles, and like three explode as soon as I touch the crate

apparently we had been given champagne yeast, and it like wayyy over-carbonated the beer and turned that entire crate into bottle-bombs

good times. I'll stick to my $10 6 packs lmao

Adonis 05-15-2013 02:15 AM

Monotov mondays??? The best

Pent uP 05-15-2013 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split (Post 58844)
lol my dad brews beer

he was like "Son, want to make a batch with me?"

so we drove to this store in like Malden which is a long way away. buy ingredients, brew everything, and let it ferment for an absurd amount of time.

we went to check the bottles, and the cardboard top has a shit-ton of holes in the top. I go to check the bottles, and like three explode as soon as I touch the crate

apparently we had been given champagne yeast, and it like wayyy over-carbonated the beer and turned that entire crate into bottle-bombs

good times. I'll stick to my $10 6 packs lmao

I dont carbonate with yeast..not for that reason...for other reasons..but yeah carbonating is really the end/all kill to your hands/extremities when it comes to explosions.

gotta know what you're doing.

Adonis 05-15-2013 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeeDee (Post 58832)
you wouldn't make it within a block of me.... tbh



How does that work exactly???

you chill on your porch smoking a Beezy and see a black escalde and casually yell "him".

And the closest house to that car a guy runs out with a gun a porceeds to shoot the driver in the face no questions??

Justf curious #nobeef

Pent uP 05-15-2013 02:32 AM

I think he means he lives in a gated community

#instigatingforthelasttimetonight

sidenote: as a mechanic escalades are wack

Pent uP 05-15-2013 02:34 AM

Also, @Adonis, its jest not jist


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