Has anyone here ever met a woman?
 

Like a real one?

Do they really have boobs n stuff lol???

Repped

DG to thread

Lol

Women aren't real

They're made up creatures from fables and Sears catalogs

I think I heard one once

Bags of sand

Lmao

Split change your siggy and usertitle

You're living a LIE

I have a few girlfriends printed on pillows

do they count?

I wish :(

Women are real. It's the female orgasm that's a myth.

That guy is my God.

where did you find my ad.....?

Bro, that ad is from 2008

You've trimmed down

Give yourself some credit

true

also been dying my hair black and tanning to assimilate myself to the VASTLY SUPERIOR asian culture

god i hate four chan browsing..tentacle porn hidden in recycle bin ass niggas. reed=sole. exception

perseus tho

id rather be named after the god with a perpetual boner.

fuck is his name

theres a condition named after him called priapism or some shit

just googled it wtf at the drawings of this dude


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus

omg avy that shit

Lol @ the second pic...dick as big as him.

He reminds me of me.

Mwhahahaha.

CALLED IT.

Beta/Cringe threads on any site... We should start one

I remember being 4 and dry humping a bundle of bed sheets

But it was real sensual and I was into it

funny how some things never change

i was a lil fuckin pervert. 11-14 were really dark years lol.

I'm still a pervert. I hurt people. Good people. Na

i'm a suppressed pervert these days. i learned to lure them in and gradually turn them out. they usually don't even notice lol.

The fuck? Lmao.

IT HAPPENS BRO. i was molesting plushies at 6...

Poor plushies lol.

Fuckin so dead@the boner god

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...C3%B3tica6.jpg


son got a cotdayum joint an pulley system to hold his dick


SHIT GOT A FULCRUM AN SHIT

I am fuckin done


The God of boners?

Stop trolling me Greek

Fuckin foreskin is sparklin an shit. Unfuckingreal.

you not only reposted the actual pic, but analized a deity's dick.



leave



thread



now.

Go back to being a silent fart in the open mic, lame ass faggot.

OH EW ITS A DICK

ole I wear a bathing suit in the shower insecure ass fuckboy.

Mine looks like that except the foreskin is coal black

Thanks for that image Fig lol...

^ he pm you and not me?

I'm bout to get some gas for this chainsaw

Sick of this shit