ask a bro who just got a smart phone anything
 

Its a brave new world. Porn will never be the same. IM POSTING THIS FROM A FUCKING PHONE, GUYS

Congrats

Congrats man. You're now the most technologically advanced person in the Dakotas.

What does it feel like to finally be part of society?

what a sellout

is the delorian running well.....IN THE FUTURE? !?

pics or gtfoh

lmaaoo

wow. now the phone company knows you like anal and big tit porn when you're not on a rap board.

What came first...the chicken or the strikta

R u john titor?

lol'd

i dont have one yet either. fuck it

did you know that internet access is restricted in many university bathrooms so (assumably) people can't jerk off to porn on their smart phones? true story

and just how did you discover that blacketh

Has anyone here actually tried jackin off in a public bathroom? I can barely bring myself to shit in those places

This black bitch christina in my 6th grade english class was wearing this skirt an i could see like inside of her little pink butthole....i got a chub workin.....mid class....asked to go to the bathroom....and wacked off into a urinal....like a boss.

hmmm...

I

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wooo

i downloaded an app.

shit is off the chain.

dead

yo cake, what kinda shit you get?

yeah homie drop specs

Don't lie, you know this happened to you last week at work.

I bet he got an s3

:( her name wasnt christina either. For shame.

Just got the droid DNA, effin 5 in screen yet lighter than my old one.

Unfortunately all these things are designed to break after a couple yrs, but word, much doper than the old droid