A treatise on the need for approval
 

Stop it!!! It's counter productive and makes u more beta

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QFE

i like treats

Sorry El Pancake is a moderator/admin and you are not allowed to ignore him or her.

^^^ @El Pancake help me!

lol ur a beta male who writes like a flowery wack faggot!!! Do u even get laid? Stfu lol this thread is about things way bigger than u

it's not about me pancake. This is about your self-worth, which is very low. you need to raise it dumbass!!

lol come on son

u can do better, i'm trying to uplift the peoples of NC today, your energy is bringing it down stop it

yea it's friday, and ur gonna add to your 9,000 posts tonight on NC!! sad LOL! again this thread is not about u

let's continue the philosophical discussion

Certified alpha here, please direct any questions to me

Oats how does one transcend the Alpha stage and begin to peel open the veil of the OMEGA???

totoro is obv out of his element.

wait lemme change the tempo here

how much do u guys make per year

VERITAS you're a significant presence on NC but I doubt your relevance in real life

@Captain Obvious to thread

lol man pancake ur embarassing urself address the implied - will you be leaving your room tonight and will you have any even brief sort of contact w the female species?

very very doubtful

I'm going to a local bar with coworkers after work. So yes?

You day drink, make threads asking about dick length, and are self-admittedly unsuccessful. Which is fine, I'm not that successful. But you talk like you're some alpha when really you're just some random loser with a library card :-/

oats I'm calling u out 20 bars

WHEN THE AOWL CHAT THREADS LAMPOON THE DISC FORUM ANYTHING GOES

BAM

FOURTH WALL

Yes you're going to the local bar let's use the socratic method. When have you actually bragged about something beyond flirting with women in a bar? Except abstractly in topicals, never. So, similarly to when I deduced your parents are strict/overbearing, I deduce now that your dick is drier than the Nile river would be at an 80 meter distance from the Sun.
@El Pancake

Good question. You must rise above the mortal confines that even alphas must abide by. Mostly, you must have excessive anal sex using Benjamin's as condoms.

Diode I will backhand toedrag the shit outta u!!!

man I actually feel bad for this dude, sorry pancake. I accept any and all apologies you will address to this thread in my absence. Like I said though this thread isn't about u you're just not important to me and your response proves that you crave approval. Anywho, anybody down for some online chess i'll slaughter u

My very first screen name was for aol in like 1997 or something, and it was pacalphamale. Yes, the Pac was a reference to 2-Pac.

I leave for a few days and nyc threads are getting 2page view stats?

I'm sorry I left bros

@Bags it took Enron 10 years to make 70 billion and 3 weeks to be completely broke. Think about that next time you take an Nc Sabbatical.

Bottle empty?

Don't worry guy I'm sure you'll do better some day.

yo teach me to be important bags ...in the main-

how does one shit himself properly, to be sure, more than his own infant daughter?

how does a 1k bank account lead to dates even w/ the ugly whores whose pictures you shamelessly post

how does NC being your only refuge feel??

still waiting for a response as to why ur not getting ur dick wet tonight? as a mid 20s male u should KYS

Once again...my strenght on this board is directly related to who and what I am in real life. You even saying this proves you are not made for the deep waters.

Veritas I would address you but cake at least has a modicum of writing talent whereas u never will so this is the last sentence ull get from me

Who here actively brags about who they fuck? Seems odd.

I get my share. You reek of desperation. Go on another liquor run I'm sure you'll think of some more bullshit on the way.

Yea cake, posting ten thousand posts online to strangers begging for approval every night, drunker than everyone on this board combined, doesn't reek of approval. The fact is you don't like yourself and u probably don't even approach women judging by the pitiful mentality you carry with you into your thread posts. You hold no weight online or in real life and never will, but I sound like an angry kyzo now and that wasn't my intention.

i think we all know who the alpha here is.

i could pretty much rape everyone here, and half of you are probably strong enough to fight me off, but you would submit to me and let it happen anyways.

No you don't lol.

So now were into the 'nuh-uh' portion of your argument. I think were done here. Good luck with your hangover tomorrow champ.

v/ nyc

good luck w the masturbation

nigga u dun even got teeths, so u the perfect rape victim. dat mouth probably feel great with no molars restricting baby penis movement. lol @ grandpa mouth rofl

#grandpamouthuhoh

#dentures

#itscalledflossing

#whatsundergenosbeanie

let this cook your noodle...

you cannot fathom me and you regress into insulting my writing because you are doing the very thing you said we should not do in your op.

you are out of your element.

jk btw @uh-oh was joke

NAH YO. ITS THE OPPOSITE

MY BAD TEETH ARE BROKEN ROTTENOUS RAZOR BLADES

I GOT THE MAW OF A KOMODO DRAGON

GINGIVITIS IN YOUR DICK WOUNDS