my fucking teeth hurt BAD
 

shit yo

im in a terrible spot

my canines were destroyed from my shitty diet, overbrushing and probably blow, who knows

but yo im in serious pain. like 4 days ago i had a bacon sandwich and bit into a crunchy hard piece of bacon that finally laid open the rottenous cavern within

my shit was already chipping and the inside was exposed, but after looking at CHARTS online i figured out that what i seen was DENTIN, which is still tooth basically. but this bacon BIT, fucking murdered the last bastion of dentin and exposed the PULP which has nerves everywhere

its been in a constant pain for like 4 days. i never understood toothaches, like YO SHIT CAN'T BE THAT BAD.

and it isn't, its just constant

what do i do. i want to pull it out myself but i don't want to bleed to death and i don't have any booze

i'm thinking this weekend i get a 50 of coke, and just pack it in, and around my tooth, and then take some THREAD, and tie it as tight as humanly possible and slowly pull it out of my skull while crying my eyes out like a savage

its probably cheaper than the dentist?

my fear is since its so fucking miserable i think i'm going to break it into a million pieces and be MORE FUCKED

please talk me into going to the dentist

i don't want it fixed, i want it GONE.

and my other canine fuck it take him too before he's in the same predicament

what am i looking at $$$$$ WISE

Get the tooth pulled at a dentist. You're looking at no more than $100 a tooth of you don't have insurance.

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I think your idea is good. A video would be great.

man thats gonna kill me tho i gotta pay RENT

can they hit me like a hospital? can i just show up and have them bill me basically?

Tie a string to a doorknob

Yank that shit out dawg

word man but its gonna break. my tooth. not the string or doorknob.

also looking at CHARTS you can see the root is like 6 times longer than the tooth, and i'm sure its firmly rooted in my skull, i gotta figure out a dentist, find someone who has MONEY or something FUCK

its hard out here

i wish i could be on the outside looking in at my posts

but im the poor vagabond whose life is falling apart in all directions

my car died, MY FUCKING TEETH ARE DYING

next my feet are gonna fall off

FUCK

dog, there's got to be a dental clinic in your town
usually those places will do shit like that for free
look into it

I feel you man

It could be worse though

At least you live in the future

I was a homeless baby at one point, the oldest trick in the panhandlers guide

:( uh oh no

Dead at you can afford coke but no tooth pull.

i can't afford anything i try to throw humor in so my cries for help don't seem so terribly depressing

the problem with clinics is i make too much money. which is laughable, but im basically double the poverty line, and they will do it for cheap like aero said, 100 a tooth, more like 140ish, but you have to pay upfront from what im reading

and i can barely pay my bills and feed myself

AMERICA

Start selling that ass

Better lotion up

rent castaway and get yourself an ice skate son

im creating a plenty of fish profile as we speak

i'll suck a fat bitches pussy off if she'll pay to get these teeth pulled

Legit hustle in your neighborhood. Cut grass. Clean gutters etc. Hustle up that will pay your rent. Use your money for your health.

in the meantime, you could get a capping kit which will at least minimize your pain

Seems legit

You have to repent from your dirt person life style jim. Real talk.

word man

the dirts overwhelming but its where i dwell.

everytime i try and climb out the soft dirtsoil shifts and i slide back to the bottom dirtier than before

im just waiting for the metaphorical winter on the horizon to freeze the earth so i can find PURCHASE and crawl my way to bottom level white status

Take 2 motrin 800 or ibuprofen until it stops....keep popping them it's bad for your liver but fuck it don't wait till it hurts every 4 hrs pop em

Would you like therapy?

yes

word i just took a 75 mg nucynta

hoping that at least helps me forget about it

I.been huffin keyboard cleaner like just to try it out damn I.get hella high lol its siiiick

Damn uh oh my fav boarder


Onion can take down swelling and reduce pain bro

Would you like therapy?

Call me.

This just made me cringe. Bacon should never be this bad. Please please please see a dentist. Don't go doing anything on your own. And I'm not your momma but the coke or crack doesn't help boy.

WORD

the coke was a joke btw i never did enough (sadly) for it to affect my dental hygiene lol

its in a large part genetics, and overbrushing. plus sugary stuff as well obviously, i drink alot of coca cola and such, but the last time i went to the dentist i had no cavities, and great teeth but there were "signs" of overbrushing and they recommended i get softer bristled toothbrushes

but i always liked the stiff ones, PAUSE

but yea the canines kind of just started going in the back, a couple years ago, very slowly, and then some chips off when i bite something wrong, until now.

it just weirds me out that its only my canine teeth, my other teeth are still great.

also the last time i went to the dentist was the only time i ever went, when i was like 13 for a random cleaning when my mom had insurance through her job

no thank you. if you wish to do it on here or through PM's ok. if not i thank you for your offer sir but i shall pass.

That creeped u out didn't it lmao.

Go see a dentist. Consider it an investment and not an expense

yea i plan on it, i talked with my mom and she's gonna help me out calling around tomorrow

i want them to just take them out, and i'll walk around with missing teeth like FUCK IT

then down the road when i have money to spare i'm going to save that towards getting like a clip or something i can pop in so i don't look like a weirdo with missing teeth

Fuck that

Jack Lambert had missing teeth

And he was a ruthless motherfucker

Be Jack Lambert uh oh

Be the man I wish I was

Laughed 3-4 times.

Word. I thought tooth aches was bad, not fucking brutal, as well until something went wrong when our plane to Spain went into landing. A fucking air bubble had found its way between a tooth and the gums. The pressure was intense and the pain fucking unbearable. It was hard to walk ffs.

This thread made my night