What if NCs was WWE? who would we be
 

Lama = Vincent J McMahon: The founder and starter of it all. With out him, there's no NC1.0 (WWWF) and NC as we know it would never be.


Namix = 80s-early 90s Vincent K. McMahon (Pre-Montreal Screw Job): owner and operator but nobody actually knows/cares. most of us just know him as boring guy on commentary

Diode = Bischoff: Enemy fed owner and his own biggest fan. After his fed failed he turned heel character on our board. Some love his character, others hate him. Deep down we all respect him.

Hush = Eddie Guerrero (circa 2003): highly talented ring work and great promo. can be be heel, can be face.. sadly I fear the drug abuse will catch lead to his early demise

Veritas = Heidenreich: Neo-Nazi weirdo who wants sexually assault another man (Bags), and most people probably say his name wrong.

Masaii = 2014 Batista: Starts out as a top heel during the Valentine's Day Masaii-cre, and eventually settles into place as mid-level baby face. gets butthurt, leaves, and eventually returns. In his return he expects another babyface run. nobody wants him back and he's forced to heel turn again, yet still, nobody cares.

Chyeah = R=Truth: Years ago, he worked under another name, as a semi-midcarder, mostly jobber that nobody cared about and barely remembers. He made a return to boarding with a conspiracy theorist gimmick in hope of becoming relevant, but still, nobody cares.



edit: Aero and Dominate = Bubba Ray and DVon Dudley (respectively): Aero (the white one)'s heel persona at the start of his career generated enough heat on the board to cause riots and pandemonium. Even among the "smark" boarders who deep down KNOW he's playing a character, can get sucked in and fall for his bait. Dominate (the blacker one) less of a talker and more of the ring worker. Carried the team to the tag championship.


feel free to add more.. just don't be lame and do your own.

I am newjack. We discussed this already Reed. Carry on.

I'd say Lama is way more Todd Gordon than VJM. He never acquired other sites. He built a cult following using discarded members from other forums and piggybacking off their successes - then broke away to do his own thing (a la ECW<>NWA). Suddenly disappeared when things were peaking and turned it over to the experienced mouthpiece (GOW<>Paul Heyman) who tried, unsuccessfully, to keep the good thing going.. eventually selling out and going to another rival because he didn't want to pay for it anymore (RB).

I had namix as early VKM

I put Lama as VJM

though I see your point and it is a better comparison.

I am the Rock.

yeah if anything Jook from RM is VJM.

The guy built the original empire.. you could argue he's more Verne Gagne given that RM's best days are well behind it, but it's still the most profitable rap site on the net. And it became a conglomerate (Titan Sports<>CrowdGather) until the conglomerate pushed him out this year while still making hand over fist money.

oh shit, looks like Jook launched a new site:

http://therapnetwork.com/forums/forum.php

all that info is from this thread, i don't really care to be modern day lama forum historian:

http://support.ourboard.org/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=2193

Lol good work here reed

Weird layout.

I wanna be scotty too hotty

me me me

Sicc = Brooklyn Brawler: hideous and sloppy in appearance. not worthy of speaking time or character development. any time you tune in though, you can bet he'll be on, losing to someone better than him.

Lmao

Gonna have to argue again here, reed. People respect the man behind the act.

Nobody respects Sicc.

If anything, he's Mass Transit. Some asshole who showed up one day pretending he was skilled at what we do here only to have his head beat in and sent running with his tail between his legs back to RB for awhile. Now jobs to the jobbers as his only claim to fame is the beating he received.

Either that or Brutus Beefcake with all of his names and zero success to go with it.

Lol @ No success to go with it. Awesome.

roflzz

(also isn't mass transit legit dead now??)


edit: Aero I see you on that tag.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_Tr..._of_Eric_Kulas

Been dead.

Sicc should follow his example.

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, love you too @Diode

Omg
So fucking funny


So on point


Repped to death


Do more tho

newjack legit stabbed mass transit in the head.

My cousin's husband is about to make his wresting debut pretty soon. Remember the name Odin.

It would make more sense for me and Genocide to be the dudleys, cause we're friends, plus he's black and I'm white

@anime_boners

obv witty is sheamus is obv

Ok... go

Noooooo

Don't just pick an Irish guy lol :(

I am not like Sheamus.

Mark henry

witty is obv fit finlay

you guys can't get heat like aero can

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnbGnfkDlmE
^this was NC's original reaction to Aero's character.

if you want you can be big dick dudley and he can be Spike or some shit.

@Witty I can't think of any other good ones rn. I must wait. I don't want my thread to jump the shark because I forced it.

You are Irish, you can be Prince Devitt? He's Irish and less mainstream than Sheamus/Finlay

I lied here's one
You are Jerry Lawler.

You love white bitches with big titties, and have been involved in more scandals with minors than you'd care to admit.

Aint no bouncer at my bedroom.

And me?

AM I SCOTTY TOO HOTTY YES OR NO

Fig you can be scotty to hotty if you admit your tiny penis looks like a WORM

It looks more like an anteater

i wanna be Mankind

In slightly unrelated news, Kamala wrestled in the WWF for like a year and now he lives down the road from me.

he lost his leg a few years back and it sounded like he was on death's door from his diabeetus. there was a really good article on him.. i want to say grantland? but might have been before that.

I haven't read the article but he recently lost his other leg too if I remember correctly. I remember his family was trying to raise money some years ago for medical bills.