Went in to the Salon and told the bitch I wanted that Matt Damon, George Clooney, Leo on the red carpet, grown man, cougar catcher, no Macklemore, modified pompadour, panty piercing, gilf grabbing, milf magnet look ...
 

... And the bitch says " ok, one wolf of Wall Street coming up " and then went to work not saying another word ...

Al Borland is that you?

Selfie!!!!!

This is a true story in how I got my first haircut in 6 months ... Word for word that's what was said

I wasn't going to cut the shit until I got a settlement but it started to curl instead of get all sons of anarchy so it was time

Must suck to be 30 going on 48

This fool got a mood-wedding ring roflz

Do you deliberately rotate your pics sideways or is your world horizontally fucked




Cool haircut btw it was a long time coming my friend

Oh shit lol

Alfalfa and pippi longstockings had a 40yr old kid?

33 nukka

Tungsten, fairly expensive ... Only time it changes colors is when the blood from your still beating heart is squirting on it in a rhythm that is progressively slowing down after I Kano fatality that shit

Really?

You look like buddy from Charles in charge and Yosemite Sams sperm infiltrated one of Roseanne barrs ovulating eggs at the same time

Have me met? I swear I know you from somewhere but the name just doesn't ring a bell?

U look like Michael from the office ate Dwight

You get that new yotelefono cinco ese yet

And you look like greivis Vasquez with muscular dystrophy

No we haven't met and we will never meet. I'm your brother's favorite boarder leave it at that Al.

On his way to the ballroom buffet - all u can faggot

U look like Ricky Gervais tho lol

If this nigga can get the beard to cover up the other 1/4th of his face he will finally be classified as avg looking

I think it looks awesome.

Lol@average lookin

Word tho

Ditch that john blaze line up beard....lmaoooo

If your face didnt make you look 40 yhat beard did the trick

Ok I'll take a Stab if you want to go home improvement

Your Wilson ... Your white and alone, you hide behind multiple boards, talk shit and weve never seen your face


Good job Wilson, good job

Way to let something backfire

Lmaooo ether

I'm done for the day

Gtfoh

Acting like I got nic crows feet or something

Guess I'd rather look 40 then like a wizard on welfare , casting spells with a magic twig to make his wic checks include items with sugar

Lol. Rip aero.

LOL

ill be back for this thread a little later lmao

Are you throwing up the peace sign? What's going on there

Too far

That bar in your sig you?

Thread good.

Tags good.

Continue pls.

next time go to a barber like a real man and say I want to look like myself just with shorter hair


this should not need to be explained tbh but yw

ftw

minimize pic, then rotate the pic, then repost.

from what i can see tho the beards trimmed proper. not a fan of the HAIR but at least you got hair. so there is that.

whats joe got to do with frank?

fuk

LOL GOTTEM SON SON

Barbers are harder to find now a days man ... Family hair salons are about all Hanover has to offer

My old barber Lou would be upset with me as his hot shaving cream and straight razor are very missed

Man @Batty I look nothing like vader but I'm flattered Vader is pretty damn awesome

Jus Allah