so i just finished my date with this lawyer
 

hot little latin thing. was cooking her dinner, rusette potatoes perfectly cooked and ready to be made into mashed potatoes, sauteed asparagus seasoned with nutmeg and pepper. and two big fat juicy steaks on the grill, totally smashable situation.. then this bitch had to go say sumn stupid and fuck it up.. left mid-grilling the steak with her grabbin on my arm tryin to keep me there smh..

what did she say that justified you leaving/not smashing?

your heterosexuality is being scrutinized, yes.

left and immediately hit up another hoe on the "hey whatcha doin, ive been thinking bout you all day" text.. headed there now. heterosexuality in tact. nah jusy hate stuck up superficial bitches bruh

my jimmies are thoroughly rustled

Wat the fuck did she say? How u going to make a thread about something a bitch said and not tell us wat she said?

What are you doing right now?
Because you cant just do that..

hm.

Just when i thought u may have made an ok thread.....

Im sposed to take sum white bartender to do sumthin "outdoorsy" today. I already beat 2x......but id like to beat at least 2more.....but i dont wanna take this bish nowhere.....fuckin bishes

lmao nah sorry i was with the "other bish"... anyways @TYSON, im sittin here grillin steak and she goes "yea every one of my ex's are still in love with me and still come bring me flowers but who could blame them, im like goda gift right?"...... -_- no bitch, you're not. but that was ok i could deal with that, but when you're ass asked me how i deal with having a retarded baby? she lucky i didnt choke her ass.. (in case you didnt know my daughters autistic). yea so i told her she aint up to par n went n fucked wit another bitch.

take her on a hike and find a nice waterfall to get head at... mad outdoorsy

seems like a legit question, she was probably just curious

yall soome cold pimps, man.

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she said retarded though? I was almost on par with the rest of these cats like "the fluck is wrong with you, you had good food and pussy you coulda ran out on after eating and fluckin" but if she said that shit then yeah I feel you

seems like a keeper to me

WHOA!!! HOld the fucking phone she said that shit?!?!

Damn, well done sir. Some bitches be loose and greasy at the mouth

she literally said retarded lol.. like the fuck possesses you to say sumn like that? if it was a dude.i would have chin checked the fuck outta him. on a sidenote that sideways asian pussy the shit

Investigation over, your actions are more than justified

Asian pussy is AMASIAN pussy

I still think it was an overreaction tbc

i'm still in love with her, just copped her a dope ass arrangement on flowers.com...i'll get her back son, watch!

he speaks....
 

B dub wassup my dude

LOL wow this story took a turn......

Smh. Yiud think a lawyer would have a bit more sense....maybe she just hates u.

Word@waterfall tho......hmmmm iunni if we eveb have shit like that here.....willsee

on a serious note, she'll be calling or texting you within the next couple of days. since you sorta shook her ego, she's probably becoming more interested in what you have to offer with each passing hour. if she hits you up, you should "reluctantly try again." meaning, she makes dinner, you beat the guts, and then bounce for good. wear a condom, she sounds like trouble-puss

shit dude...on my grind, career wise. networking and getting a macbook for free in the next couple weeks or so. music is on the backburner 'til then. i saw your thread about your baby girl turning 4. i bet there's a strong sense of pride within you, but i can only imagine what it actually feels like. hope all is well with you otherwise homie!

fantastic truth here. keep up the good work

you obvi dont have kids

i do not, and i hate kids but all she did was ask how it is to deal with that

you expect no broad ever you're around to not mention that? lmao

She could've said disabled or some shit. He reacted just how I would've reacted in the situation.

i dont care that she asked that, i get asked that 100 times a day tbh.. just have a little tact about you. i mean really? you can't say autistic or disabled? you gotta say retarded? fuck outta here

eh...he could've just as easily said that to her face the moment it happened. nothing is greater than making a lawyer feel stupid.

i got into an argument with a prosecutor who was drunk at the bar. we argued about him being a sociopath, dude got hot, lost control and started screaming and shit. lol

retarded is technically a proper word for it

whatever dude. you're too irrelevant to my life to pay attention too. carry on sir

Yo in all seriousness.
Mental Retardation isn't an insult it's a diagnosis; I would be offended irl if you were insulted by that word though I use it carefully.

@ the bitch

Bahahhahaa
Good job, you shoulda told her the fuck up. I can deal with the gods gift part u can spit mad game off that line coulda fucked that bitch right then;And a dumb rant about how loved she is by everyone trying too make you jealous braggin and shit, separately of course. But damn, in the same paragraph?... Girls, man haha

really though, cold pimpin; no words hurt the most boss..

Just Write = SiK?

if not, where is that guy?

you seem frazzled

i have a retarded cousin

i call him my retarded cousin

you're like one of those dudes that calls his black girlfriend african american and gets offended by people calling her black

it's not african american, it's nubian princess.

Wtf Knuck. Seriously.

lmao

don't see the problem but w/e i suppose

JW is never going to find a serious thing if that's what he's looking for though if he can't handle someone asking a pretty relevant question about his life

It's his daughter. Show some respect.

I'm doing my internship in a year at a tobacco company

you think I care about anyones kids lmao?

I was just stating my opinion, I didn't insult his kid or his life

y'all are way to sensitive