Aesop Rock Appreciation Thread Pt. 85984746363
 

Let me put you up on Bob's donuts
Controller of the warm deep fryer that charms cobras
Mostly it was aggravated ulcers over goat's legs
Will they go for maple, custard, buttermilk or wolfs bane?
Hm, late after your cinderella pulsate and crash I was rotating casts
Picture if you will a witching hour on week night in the trenches
Where paranoia dead-ends in a bright florescent heaven
With sprinkles
I know right yum
Whether tummy ache or fever
Keep the funnel cake I'm honey glaze in vitro
In the company of similar believers
Sleepless, who hear the walls breath and foam at the facial features
Now the yeast, a phoenix in the partially hydrogenated
Equal parts flower, faith, healing
Might replace your previously nominated jesus
But only if you privy to the following secret of all secrets

Shh, every night at 12 they would march out from the back
With a tray of raw dough for the pool of hot fat
Show up around 1 never get your god back
If you're just tuning in, walk into the light

I boil oil too, not for scarfing
For CCs of japanese innovation that screech into free parking
Purple heart and 2nd chin that beseech him to squeeze the carbs into the motherboard
You can chew the eucharist in cruller form
Locally a seedy danish underworld is bustling where jelly's not a celebrated it's a puppet string
Pluck, nose for canola
5 cow stomachs like a mime with a rope going nowhere
Fast, right hand of god on my shoulder, crows feet swollen, dopey
Combing apple fritters over with folk of opposing cultures
Baby sitter cop thief reverend, body glitter, botched c-section, bronze teeth
Each progressively more sequestered
Yet if threatened will defend the rasin bread as codefendants
Some lose religion or view it as superstition
You can tell a friend if you are down to kill them

Shh, every night at 12 they would march out from the back
With a tray of raw dough for the pool of hot fat
Show up around 1 never get your god back
If you're just tuning in, walk into the light

The fat boys are back, foam fingers over open arms
To feverishly reclaim their stomachs from golden jars
And stagger through the pulse of the gulch on a builder's dividends
Hiding high behind his guilty powdered-sugar fingerprints
Seething eventide fever, sidewalk feeling a little dicey
I'm snake-eye straight to the cakes icing
Might, fortune-teller up your favorite paper tiger stripe
Great, grace invaders, the first-name basis patron haters
Who compromise the pilot lights and flavors
Silent night, holy night, invite the pious out the pagan
Midnight kitchen doors un-caging the enablers like butchers in bloody aprons
Can I get a fucking amen?
AMEN, hazelnut raiders of the lost, navigate consecutive pastries like stations of the cross
No name no dayjob
Know the folk where it virgin mary toast by the loaf
Thanks Bob


.......... IKr YUM

weird, this post was blank at first

i miss muh blanky yo wtf

fuck those words

his worst is better than your best though :-/

your opinion won't change mine

badweather is alot better than aesop rock

I got badweather > Aesop also

This board's majority being of the opinion that Aesop Rock isn't good isn't good.

Lol Aesop rock is a lot better than bw tho


Cool song wise ways. Thx for posting.

Hot garbage

I was jk'n you chill in my book but you don't like anything so I'm not taking it too bad. And yes, dull, I agree. If they can't recognize talent after it's tap danced with syringe soled shoes on their faceeeeeeeee, then it's all good .. LOL

you're mistaking me for uh-oh, THAT nigga hates EVERYTHING. lmao, i can't believe you think that about me. that's insulting. i need to re-evaluate this friendship. we're friends, right?

He's a good writer but a horrible rapper, his music sucks really bad

I rather read this than listen to his shit, he's probably the worst I've heard on a horrible beat cuz even his production. Sucks bad

LOLOLOLOLOLOL! BW is good but this totally made my day. Thank you.

lol just doing my part

but word i am the dude who hates everything for the most part, but aesop is just the worst

its not that we can't see his talent, but his talent is hidden under garbage. its like if someone made amazing lasagna in a roach infested hoarder kitchen with shit everywhere and dead cats laying around. i don't care how good the lasagna is, everything else around it is just terrible.

he should be a poet, or a legitamate writer or something, he makes terrible music, it really surprises me any time anyone supports his music. the only people who do are text forum people tho, so the only conclusion i can come to is you enjoy his writing

because he is not good at making music. at all. i would rather listen to just about everyone.

his voice is terrible. his flows are terrible. his style doesnt translate well to being HEARD

its just wack all around.

but i have to keep in mind as well people here like eminem

even those who hate aesop

so i just dont understand you people AT ALL

im also racist against white rappers tho, so there is that. only white rappers i can think of that i bump is action bronson. and riff raff gets an honorable mention even if i don't listen to his music. NEON ICON.

action bronson and riff raff... really metaphive REALLY

Aesop Rock has a cool voice, and a great cadence. His shows are filled with people whom I'm sure don't visit text forums.

Well said. He has a lot of fans who barely listen to rap, especially with his recent ventures into electronica. He lost me a bit starting with Bazooka Tooth, but I still bump Labor Days on the regular. And those lyrics in the OP are great.

labor days was good

everything else sucks mostly

lol @ flash flood tag

lmao i dont understand a damn thing in the OP

tell him to sign up here though

i'll put my champed accomp up to face him here

rofl

I like your avy

Swinging cock is funny

Albeit not as funny as singing cock, but funny nonetheless.

he one of the greatest to ever do it

stay tuned for more gems

PS: THERE ARE A HELL OF A LOT OF WHINY ASS PUSSYS IN HEA

CHEA

AES DA FUCKING GOD NICCA

Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts; Poolside; 0 for 1 and don't forget spoons twice
Lukewarm folgers; mold on his moonpie
Rooms in his home that dissipate into fruit flies
Suicide lane wide load ride looting in the wake of an amicable marooning
My duty go from moving in packs to sharing food with a cat. [To Moms:] "it's me, I accidentally sawed a woman in half."
She said "I'll keep you in my prayers, " I said "I need to hide a body, " she said "ok honey, talk to you on Friday."
Apparently we share a common plasma so the growing disconnection doesn't matter. according to the blood-and-water chapter. weird
Who wrote the blood-and-water chapter anyway? probably some surly dad; only child, 30 cats.
Looking for a way to reconnect with an averted past.
Except it doesn't always work like that

Today I pulled three baby snakes out of moss and dirt;
where the wild strawberry vines toss and turn;
I told them "you will grow to be something inventive and electric;
you are healthy, you are special, you are present."
then I let them go

Oh

You were sitting at the gate awaiting spirits and provisions
I was privy to a headache over pirouetting innards
In the mirror sweating pitchers; who's there: simian or lizard?
As it were there is a disappearing difference
In ambition and material;
Antiquated gentleman outlaws reduced to a ferris wheel of vitriol
Move as a godless heathen; black gums, tooth gone, bootleg 'Yukon Cornelius'
I'm a... that's better, here we here we go. disenchanted face printed on a zero-dollar bill
Got a little plot of land where authority isn't recognized, contraband keeping the core of his Hyde Jekyll-ized
Check! nevermind a misanthrope vying for affection to the wretched sound of mysticism dying
It is something he must handle on his own; the wind blown way, wanna win? don't play

Today I pulled three green frogs out of leaf and bark
where the grape vines climb a convenient barn;
I told them "you will grow to be something tenacious and exalted;
you are mighty, you are gracious, you are lauded."
then I let them go

Oh

I have been completely unable to maintain any semblance of relationship on any level
I have been a bastard to the people who have actively attempted to deliver me from peril
I have been acutely undeserving of the ear that listen up and lip that kissed me on the temple
I have been accustomed to a stubborn disposition that admits it wish it's history disassembled
I have been a hypocrite in sermonizing tolerance while skimming for a ministry to pretzel
I have been unfairly resentful of those I wish that acted different when the bidding was essential
I have been a terrible communicator prone to isolation over sympathy for devils
I have been my own worst enemy since the very genesis of rebels

Today I pulled three ghost crabs out of rock and sand,
where the low tide showcased a promised land.
I told them "you will grow to be something dynamic and impressive;
you are patient you are gallant you are festive."
Then I let them go

Oh

(On and on and on and on...)

i appreciate aes.

and he's definitely better than bw.

Id rather listen to atmosphere or brother ali over aesop any day of the week

fuck id rather listen to ADeeM, or even Dose One tbh

and Dose is like a bad shot of coke on the ears

lol @anime_boners

i dont have headphones, and am at the libary.

For that I am greatful.

lol @ library

He's a dope writer, that's about it.