LMFAO I'M HIGH AS FUCK LIKE A BAWSE AT WORK, LET'S PLAY A GAME!!!!
 

WOULD YOU RATHER?

First question: would you rather have a pussy on your forehead like a unicorn, or a row of dicks down your back like a stegosaurus?

roflzzz

Dick back

dick back obv

Why would u want a vagina

lmao
Dick back

My hands make me a tyranosauras


But i cant make a bed for sht

Lesobo dino is a likolotapus
Gay dino is megasauras

lmaoaoaoaoao okay okay i didn't make the op clear

the pussy on your forehead about... the size of the top of a coke bottle?... i'm improvising here

only really noticeable at lets say, 10 yards

but noticeable enough that you would be questioned about it by any chick you encounter EVER!

the yoghurt slingers on your back are all erect and at least 9" in length, 3/4" in girth

you're a walking masterbatedon here

a giant jizzosaurus spine of erectile roflzzz

which one do you choose now?!

If I chose the vagina head would that open the doors to dating lesbians? I need answers here

Dead @ the bold, WTF.

lmao i think we can safely assume you being a lying white crumpet eating britfag with wooden teeth who pretended to be a chris brown backing dancer to impress a forum full of other guys pretty much shut that potential door in your faggoty faggot face already faggot

roflzzz

lmao p.s how's your grandad?

Lars is still a giant faggot. Good to see

Dick back ftw. Chicks would love me.

@SiK

Are you from Metaphorical Siccness. From way back in the day, bro?

Wow you seriously going there?

Yeah thats probably me

Word. I remember hating your name, bro. I was "Sicc"

Ahhh. I remember. Slightly

Word. I was going to go back to Sicc, but saw your name, lol. Said, fuck it. Nevermind.

lmao fuck you gonna do? you softer than the damn material on those cossacks i wear pussy

my hat game built out of the hearts of feather soft faggots like you

type of lame faggot to no show his own g pops funeral and shit

either that or you got a disco ball twirling at the wake & give the fam a 'Run It' dance routine while blacked up as a Chris Brown back-up dancer you pathetic virgin toothpick

you literally look like Charlie Brown come to life, only with acne and in a cheap tracksuit

your favourite film prolly "Dude, Where's My Grandad?"


roflzzz

..............

Brutal
@mimic - This is why you don't speak your RL GOVT. on rap battle forums.

Are you one of the .MIMIC from, RB? I know like 10 Mimics, tho. Lol

Stop changing ur name or ill ken fireball uppcut

That's whatsup Lars!

Get high like a bawse then get reprimanded for showing up to work late like a subordinate employee.

Do it big

It don't phase me my dude. Baron is a bigger faggot than anyone here knows lol. Thing is he lives half hour from me in scumville so I already feel sorry for him. And yes I am bro

Lmao @Allen Knight

And oh, iight @mimic

lmao god made “Mimic Dan” and “wished was black” “missing Gramps is a cancer riddled fag” rhyme because even he doesn’t give a shit about yours or your g.pops pathetic existence on this planet and the worlds a better place for relieving the human race of your bloodline one pussy at a time

OH, that's mimic Dan? The guy that always wants too battle via Tiny Chat? Lol

lmao I think it's time for billy 12's return

ROFLZZZ

If I had a dick back I would literally be rolling in pussy

Lmaoooooo


Baron living in squalor ?


Cot dayum

With the stipulations you've put forth I choose the vagina with the size of a coca cola bottle cap. Seems easier to hide with a fitted cap, extra gel in my hair to make sure it isn't visible or something. The back with erected dicks would definitely not be a good look at the beach etc., not to mention I have a feeling it would need a lot of blood so falling unconscious would probably prove to be a common problem.

Would you rather fuck 50 extremely obese women with a serious lack of hygiene for at least 20 minutes each or 5 good looking ones with random STD's for the same ammount of time without protection?

lmao hiphop and struggle go hand in hand like you and your 18 other siblings beneath the border faggot

roflzzz

objective, is HIV one of the possible diseases?
no strikta

Yeah, definitely.

then the fattys

lmao yeah i aint tryna get no Strikdick

plus aint nothing wrong with a little chubby love

i been handled worse

H I V will be forever ALIAS'd on NC as Strikta. That's harsh, tho.

he did that to himself tho

Gone @Objective talking biology and shit


Rawn mcfagg0t to thread

It's worse than that... He's engaged to a Seahawk...





















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