My grandpa was just in a standoff with the police
 

With his crossbow

you are really learning how to board so well. Soon you will be pancake. Take that how you want to.

ok

elaborate please

He threatened his wife with a crossbow then staked out in the garage when the cops were called. After a few hours he have up. Apparently he injured 3 officers though. idk though.

this dude was rich too smh

but looking past the tragedy, I cannot deny the hilarity of the situation

veritas, fig has already well established himself as the future version of strikta's kid

his mom was a drug dealing prostitute and his grandpa shoots crossbows at people and cops

fig has out uh-oh'd da god himself

It's the oldest story in the book. Dying Mexican has one too many Modelos and thinks he is back in the old country, shooting squirrels for tamales and beating his wife.

if a news story is published hit me with a pm, I'll reply with a picture of me, half drunk, just as i'm realizing the jamacian singer of our band shoved a microphone into my guitar's strings while telling me to solo

i promise its funny

Just to be clear

My mom was pimping out other women in that story

But I guess she could also have done that at some point

It doesn't matter because somehow we're boring middle class suburbian folk now

Su abuelo está demente.

I DON GET DIS LANMGUAGE

WHAT IS GOOGLE, I CANNOT GOOGLE, TOO MUCH WORK

V/ FIG

He was also a multi millionaire YO

But he was a bad guy and obviously wacked outta his fuckin mind

I.love him though but fuck

Why did Destroyer take over your account?

How is Patty taking all of this?

Patty is a stupid bitch

crazy

i was just in the back of a cop car about 24 hrs ago, reasons undisclosed

the policemen were sending weird messages to another police officer i'm assuming that said something along the lines of " I am going to 251 you so hard" & some other funny shit. I tried not to laugh but that had me lol'ing hard inside but it was two white dudes so the odds were not in my favor if they wanted to kick my ass. i had to act like i didn't see anything

fun time tho

Where is the reason disclosed?

for the un-,

my bad, i meant undisclosed

You should disclose the reason.

Driving while black again?

no hahaha

i'm not gonna Rawn myself, let your imagination run wild

hillbilly

Lmao

Fig you from Nevada?

California

This is one of the highest compliments Veritas' has ever given anyone.

He's usually a prickly sort but he can really brighten someone's day when he wants to.

Cherish it, Fig. Because you're stupid and there won't be many more moments like this for you!

suck my dick you foolish dirt person. You aint shit to me.

lol classic Veritas!

LEAVE ME ALONE. DO NOT MENTION ME! YOU ARE UNABLE TO FATHOM ME. YOU ARE UNABLE TO GIVE ME A REACH AROUND. YOU ARE A PLATYPUS OF FILTH.

You do have impeccable taste in indie music Daniel. How was your day?

hahaha platypus! that's so random wasn't even expecting to see or hear that word today!

would you like me to be your friend and make you laugh in this moment, or would you like me to be your enemy>?

Good I watched a lot chess videos again today.

Very lazy weekend, ate a little worse than I wanted to after a savage week and lifting and animal eating. BUT SUCH IS LIFE! THE YIN AND THE YANG, ALWAYS PERPETUALLY AT ODDS YET ALWAYS NECESSARY FOR EACH OTHER'S SURVIVAL.

I don't know what the Yin and Yang is.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR DAY VERITAS. I ASSUME YOU DID NINJA SHIT, THOUGH.

I uttered the phrase "I don't bother people, all I ask is that people don't bother me" this weekend to someone. Veritas if you can guess what situation led to that sentence being said you win.

FUCK YOUR LIFE. I AM COMING FOR YOU. OF COURSE I DID NINJA SHIT. AND I PLAYED TENNIS WITH MY MENTOR. THEN LISTENED TO MERLE HAGGARD AND DRANK WINE.

Ha! Merle Haggard and wine. Classic Veritas.

WHY SHOULD I TRY TO WIN WHEN I HAVE ALREADY WON? BUT YEAH THIS WAS PROBABLY SOME IDEOLOGICAL FACEBOOK DEBATE OR SOME SHIT.

No it was irl, verbal and everything! With a real person! With skin!

FUCK CLASSIC VERITAS. VERITAS IS INFINITE. TO SAY I AM CLASSIC IS TO SAY I ONCE WAS AND AM NOW DIFFERENT.

EAT A CHICKEN POT PIE OF DICKS FOOL.

that isn't even a thing! what will you think of next lol you're crazy man

I DONT LIKE YOUR BORING FAGGOTY SNARKY TONE. I HOPE IT SNOWS AND YOU ! STOP ERIC !!! I SWEAR IF YOU PUT THAT HAMSTER IN THE BLENDER THIS FORK WILL PIERCE THY JOOGALIR!