BEARD CHECK.
 

http://i.imgur.com/aeOoF3dl.jpg

i HAVE BEEN KEEPING THE NECK UNDER CONTROL

BUT I AM DEBATING LETTING IT GO FULL BAGS

EVERYONE LIKE MY BEYOND IMPERSONATION?!

you have no hair?
I apologize for everything I said

lol what? that's a cap dude. plenty of hair. too much, actually.

https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/...35456205_n.jpg

oh thank god, I thought you were bald
carry on with hating me

Let it go.

The neck does not need cleaned.


Beard pic pending

beard in da building

id take and post a pic but im physically dead and don't want to get up and get my phone off the table

its about where bags' at prolly

hard to tell tho. iits not as full as it was before i messed up and buzzed it

but whenever i made that thread was the last time i trimmed it

edit- forgot i had this avy on here lol. its about that length now, the longest i ever had it was probably a month after that stage. once it gets a certain length it stops looking as impressive week to week. feels like it dont grow, but it does its just hard to tell when a hair an inch long becomes an inch and a 1/4. instead of stubble becoming longer or whatever

I wouldn't normally say it but... those eyebrows are screaming "pluck me"... looking like they weighing your forehead down

soooo.. you pluck your eyebrows then?

U an ultra pretty boy huh

the real question is , why was Prince Dubai in your wedding party?

not impressed so far

You seem to be the only one taking that napkin seriously.

so when are you giving me the # of the girl on the right

yeah gives split 8 that number yo
The girl looks like she needs a good laugh

this

do it for the children, diode

I don't get why your suit is whiter than you are though

https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/...35456205_n.jpg

so who invited Mayim Bialik?

and why is she eyeing that elongated Okwerdz's forehead like she could use 1/5th of it to balance out her own

Did you hand make that Easter egg basket yourself?

I cant get that picture out my head.

Hes so fucking content and serious about whats in his hands.

@Diode

that bitch is crazy. that was my best man's gf at the time. you can have her. butterface.

khaki and white. seersucker. it's a southern thing.

lol @ whiter than you are.

do you know what site you are posting on?

Wood smash

he had probably lost her cigarettes or something. that was his gf at the time probably being all wtf. this was at my wedding, whole thing was a blur.

i chortled @ this. that's like a half step above snicker. gj.

i think my lapel thing was in there.

i was an hour late to my wedding and about to walk into the ceremony

pretty srs bsns.

I like the pinstripes personally
I just want to know how you got pre-swole masaii to attend your nuptials

So then you don't have hair anymore?

You look like pee wee herman got his shit together

this is the positivity roast

apparently in ran off my head shortly after this photo was taken like in the old spice commercial

tbh i have way too much hair right now. i grew it out but it's so thick that it ends up like an afro unless i slick it into a part.

he's wearing a shadow hat
they're big in the east
when you're balling like diode, you'll know

hour late? that's why that ho looks like shes about to twist your nuts off with her bare hands?

one of these days i will regale netcees with the story of my wedding.

it is so fucking ridiculous how many things went wrong 30 minutes before we (me and my groomsmen) were supposed to be picked up to head to the venue

i assure you my hair is real and it is fantastic des

http://i.imgur.com/xpqPkFl.jpg

here's me beating up on a 16 year old as proof (jk just drilling with our black belt's kid)

hey you dont gotta keep rubbing it in you FUCK

i get it im BALD

lmao

My dad went gray at 25 but kept his hair to the death. I have no gray, though I wouldn't mind it.

My grays started showing up around 28 or 29. Nothing noticeable yet, but they are popping up regularly at closer look.

You can dye grays though.

Can't grow hair if you're bald.

I'll take it.