Would cavemen like Doritos?
 

Interesting question.

On the one hand, Doritos are delicious. But would they be delicious to the untrained caveman palate? Is the inherent deliciousness of Doritos and other such food snacks a product of hundreds of years of Darwinian taste evolution? As in, imperceptible shifts in the tastes and preferences of man over countless years renders the now sought after deliciousness of Doritos repugnant to the caveman in this example, as he is our forefather and only has the basest of palates, not knowing the journey the history of our species traversed to arrive at this point, where Doritos are a highly enjoyed flavor?

Who knows.

They would. Give them the guacamole or spicy sweet chili flavors.

There are two flavors of Doritos. Cool Ranch and Nacho Cheese. That's it.

This man gets it.

You both are slaves to nostalgia.

gud question



when i gave a dorito to Cheyeahhh he stared at it for 5 minutes straight then ate it and went off in a fit of rage



not sure what that implied

It implied you're a terrible boarder and an even worse alias.

Ofc. they would. The dorito is designed in such a way it should be tempting to anyone. (In theory, apparently triangle-shaped food makes you hungry.) With ingredients to never make you feel full, mesmerizing color and a satisfying sound when you eat it. The taste makes you want more. It is designed to mentally fuck with you without your knowledge and you'll just be craving more.

Since cavemens brains aint that well developed yet they'd be extremely prone to the evil nature of the dorito and get addicted to that shit on the same level as drug addicts are to heroin.

Look at it like this.

Gordan Ramsey's pallet would hate Dorito's and see them for the junk food they are.

You are more caveman than Gordon in that respect due to your under developed pallet ergo caveman would love dorito's. more than you

just c proves he reads my posts




this nigga 1 step away from a calling me the other word meaning homo

lmao @Just C


this nigga had an argument with Sharp Nine & Aero over claiming a tag anime boners thought was funny


u cant be srs, dawg


everytime Just c gets an lol he takes screenshots & calls it a day

I did?

lol @ "I did?"


just c with the top tier cumback


good shit, fagget


dude calls me terrible boarder/worse alias & follows through w/ 1 dimensional creativity that rivals the exotic plots of a deliciousgirl open mic


@anime_boners to remind this anti-mainstream hipster cumedian of his unparallelled lulz capabilities

I didn't argue with Aero or Split though?

thats not the point, son


the point is that Malachi could make $15/hr on YT uploading ASMR videos featuring audio recordings of people responding to your posts, i.e. ambience & bg noise, you intentionally obscure mentally linear fagget


plz dont respond, dawg

lol @ asking if you argued w/ aero or sharp



you're a step away



just get the links & quotes for fuck sakes

kill me if i see another string of primeval syntax ending w/ a question mark aided by the hands of this Just Cause 2 mod tweaking dildo jelqing fagget

You get the links and prove yourself wrong. I'm sure you favored the thread.

Your name is a play on masturbate and you spell faggot with an e and come back and comedian with u's.

You're a lame try hard. You don't need assistance from me, you euthanize yourself every time you press post.

ethered


with 100 posts i've got more than enough of my share of appreciation for the lulz from ppl who actually matter on the boards

gone @ me using cum references, 1997 wordplay represent

you been on here longer than me w/ more posts and not a fuck be given about you, dawg



masaiiyonara, son (@anime_boners for a lulz for this irrelevant soul)

It's ok Lars you can calm down now.

lmao @Lars


how in the fuck am i even bothering to address a creature of your stature?

you aren't in the slightest funny, creative or even relevant

you're just that guy w/ 1,000 posts who comes around and calls someone out for being a tryhard cuz they get more lulz than you do and no one gives 2 fucks about



hold up, dawg. oh shit i just got an idea to get a lulz - its a np on masaii and sonyanara = masaiiyonara

@anime_boners plz tell me i'm funny

ok, Lars.

This was a good thread at one point.

Just C with the shitty "little effort" responses trying to pass off as the cool guy in the convo but proves without a doubt he has nothing to say cuz he's absolutely useless


uses Lars gimmick to get back at me for making things up


stfu you one trick pony

This.

Also, the idea that the cavemen palette wasn't developed enough in order to enjoy the full potential of a Dorito chip seems skeptical. As in, the tongue has the sweet/sour areas hardwired into us from the start. I could be wrong, though. They'd probably get addicted to it like Objective said.

But you are Lars.

word, dawg



i'm @Lars

WINTER TOURNEY FINALIST RIGHT HERE, SON


CANT SEE ME ON THAT TOPICAL TIP YOU INSISTENT LOW TIER FAGGET


JUST BEAT VULGAR, SUP

Zzzzzz

Calls 1 trick pony.

After undercover troll Account 109820201 fails.

Have fun making another failed alias due to your inability to change/adapt. :)

are you fucking retarded, dawg?

10 replies in and the best you got is claiming i'm Lars (lulz) and saying i'm a failed alias when Allen Knight proved i'm no one else & i've been getting props from top tier roasters? (let the truth sink in, fagget)


when worst comes to worst, i suppose pulling out lies w/o substance suffices for the disregarded scum that you are


its almost warranted that you're this retarded


keep it 100, son

@Just C



Worst boarder of the year 2013-2014

lmao its clearly kyzo and not me

mods to thread for confirmation?

@Certain @Bags @Hush @El Pancake @Allen Knight @namix

It isn't me

Lol have you heard yourself?

the only reason I stepped forward for that tag was because Aero lied. If he hadn't of posted I wouldn't have said anything.

I don't need anyone's acceptance.

You try and act like I crave acknowledgement?

All you've done for the last page and a half is try to prove to me in pretty much every post how accepted you are while racking your brain for "lulz" for the board.

And thats funny to me. You're a jester, You're a try hard. Point blank period.

Is there anything else?

I don't need to be funny when I can just call it how it is.

Smokey Red BBQ

RIP.

1997-98

http://www.inthe90s.com/food/smokeyredbbqdoritos0.shtml

Some of those comments made me lol.. cuz I feel the exact same way.

& yes cavemen would like Doritos.

spicy nacho is the third flavor

smh ban ryan 12

UMM TACO MAYBE??

Taco is my current favorite.

that makes sense
taco is trashy as fuck son
maybe taco in 1992