sometimes the truth can hurt you
 

so I blow my cig smoke at the truth commercial





BUDDEN

Joey

kill yourselves

thanks

I call my dick the truth

Bitches know they can't handle it

Who can handle it?

I call my dick "The Truth" because Kevin Garnett helped put a ring on it.

Anyone that'll talk to me :/

I call my dick the truth because it's never surfaced in a Florida courtroom

I call my dick "The Truth" because it itches.

I call my dick the truth because it will set me free.

I call my dick the truth because bitches can't handle it.

I call my dick the truth but that doesn't mean I gotta put it in fuckin quotes? Who the fuck am I? The man with the hard truth.

I call my dick "The Truth" because it never lies.

Wtf witty

I call my dick the truth to avoid calling it the small

I knew you would do this.

I meant handle as in they can't deal with it, as in it's too much for them, AS IN THE SAME FUCKING WAY IT'S USED IN THE PHRASE 'YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH'.

stupid fucking fig.

Are you retarded brah?

I already used that joke

That is why wtf witty

I call my dick "The Truth" because I'm still trying to grasp it.

Oh, so you did.

Mine was better.

I call my dick the truth because it is a nice concept but not always suitable for real life situations.

I call my dick "The Truth" because conspiracy theorists keep trying to find it.

I call my dick the truth because girls pretend they like it, but when it is given to them, most of the time they end up feeling sad and angry.

I call my dick the truth because it is the twenty-fifth Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett

The truth is, you're all white boys with small peckers.

That was really dumb.

I call my dick "The Truth" because it is.

I call my dick the truth because the lack of proper punctuation is probably driving Certain insane.

You are not accepted here

I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT IS AN EVERLASTING ETERNAL NEED

I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IF DENIED IT MANIFESTS INTO OTHER FORMS

I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT SETS YOU FREE TO GET FUCKED IN THE PUSSY

I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT'S PAUL PIERCE

I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT'S OFTEN UNDERWHELMING IN COMPARISON TO THE HYPERBOLE SURROUNDING IT

I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT'S A THROBBING PIECE OF FLESH

I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF COMMUNICABLE DISEASES

I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE WHEN LEFT TO FESTER IT ONLY BECOMES STRONGER WITH A PUNGENT ODOR OF FEAR

I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF AIDS

I call my dick the truth out of frustration and then I beat it the fuck up like a gay midget

I

CALL

MY

DICK

THE

TRUTH

BECAUSE

IT'S

A

FORMIDABLE

DEFENSE

AGAINST

THE

LOGIC

OF

WOMEN

Fuck you

I CALL MY PENIS THE TRUTH BECAUSE I WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS TOPIC BECAUSE THREE OF MY BESTIES ARE IN HERE

I CALL MY DICK LE TRUTH BECAUSE IT'S FRENCH FOR TRUTH

joeyeyeyeyeyeyeye

I call my dick the truth because nobody can handle it.

the fuck did yall do to my thread rofl

@Fig