fell out the shower....reached for the towel rack....it snapped in 2....landed on my
 

James flores

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Dead at landed on my James Flores.

you white people, so clumsy. Thread title sounded like a scene from Final Destination. Watch out nigga

shintzy ass towel rack snapped like a toothpick, smh

It looks like a fishes mouth.

you're greying

Lol....been.

holy shit how old are you bags? you're not pushing destroyer are you?

Well I hope get well:(

lmfao. shoulda seen my face after I face planted. you'll have a lil scar, it looks like.

damn son. I was too hammered at one point, tripped and slammed face first into the tub, got a scar on the inside of my cheek now

I split my head open when I was two and there was so much blood my mother wouldn't come near me because she thought I was dead....at least that's was her excuse, I think she just hates me....my neighbor was the person who helped me. Got my head stapled, remember nothing...cuz I was two.

I'm currently suing my mother for negligence.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, no

Hello, I see you're looking for some attention, I am happy to oblige.

......

What's a James Flores though?

We used to have this marble entry way leading into the family room.. It had a step.. my sister tripped and cracked her forehead on it when she was 2-3 one morning. She ran into my mom's room gushing blood screaming bloody murder. My mom damn near passed out.. She still has a Lil scar.

Shut the fuck up

witty witty

Oh I see what you did, you saw that my name was witty and you thought that the right direction to go in would be to imply that though I am called witty I am ironically not witty. And instead of just saying that outright you thought it would be funnier and wittier if you simply said my name twice.

That's what you did. Ironically only proving yourself to not be witty by doing something everyone does at some stage when speaking to me, something that is literally the first insult anyone thinks up for me. You disappoint me.

Ethereal

O shit that gangsta

Ouch! That must've been pretty painful. Thank goodness you didn't smash the eye itself. Eyes are extremely sensitive

why you typing long winded shit i aint gonna bother reading?

Classic... That's my dude... Not James

Y'all know

You asked for attention, now you're complaining when u get it.

You aren't good enough, go away.

nobody wants ur attention u un funny try hard

Guys. I have a set of pussy lips on my eye brow. Nows not the time....

Oh for real, that's why you tried to get funny then backed out when you saw it wasn't going to happen.

I understand.

Bags - good luck with your pussy.

For the sake of bags and his eye twat, sure thats what happened..

Nice excuse, bags held the exit open and you sprinted towards it as fast as your little legs could carry you.

U ever wonder why u barely get a 1 line response from me? ur a boring bastard, sorry. thats it.

i ran into the front of my house when i was 8 and broke my nose

Lmao somebody getting cranky. Yo, you spoke to me first though....stop craving attention.

I hope we can still be friends.

Lol@orc

I had my nose broke at a baseball game when i was like 12....had box seats, ball bounced off the dug out....BAM. my nose was leaking like a faucet.....had 2 black eyes an broke my nose.....an my mom was trynna force my head back but i had just taken a bite of a hot dog so i started to choke on the hotdog too. Was awful.

hahaha

i broke my ankle before playing football and i start crying and my mom was like stop crying grow up and keep playing so i did limp around the pitch for the last 10 minutes. got home the shit was like a balloon lmao. i had that over her for a long time guilt tripping the fuck outa it. 'hey mom can u lend me money? no? remember that time i broke my ankle........ thought so.'

@Bags: Consider yourself lucky, this could have been you: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...meteorite.html

No broken bones or anything like that

@Bags pm box is full

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/...67_224x330.jpg

Wow that guy looked just like FLOW KANVAS.

Lol'd @ the towel rack
Same thing happened to me, but I didn't land on my eye I landed on my fuckin nose