my dad saw me lookin at nudes
 

f'real im shook af right now lol

Did you come out of the closet immediately or are you still thinking about what you're going to tell him?

That couldn't have happened yo

I'm 100% srs when I say I laughed out loud when I saw the topic title/username combo.

The way he took it so calm, is creeping me out

Cause I jumped when I saw him LOL he was like I saw what you were looking at too.

Fuck

Wait til he walks in on u fuckin'.

loooooooooooooooooooooooool

saw the title and I already knew who started the thread


relax tho you're a kid he prolly gets it

Were you jerking off, though?

That's the critical question.

One time my uncle walked in on me jerking off as a young teen.



It's awkward whenever there is a family get together.





He knows me more than I know myself.

I'm sure he's secretly proud of you, he's just as embarrassed as you are

that is nothing compared to when he finds you performing the buffalo bill routine in grandmas bedroom/your living room

All he saw was screen.

thats a yes lmao

all's good, chances are your dad was on his way to go do it himself

He told my mom, I'm gonna kill myself.

FuCK MY LIFE

What a dickhead move, that goes directly against the man code, I hope he stubs his toe with some considerable force on his way to bed tonight

U'll be making feefees & sticking them between the toilet seat & commode, or the boxspring & mattress in no time.

lol first thread back, comedy gold

lol

That was a dumb move on my part

It was right next to the living room, computer room has no door.

I thought they were sleeping. HOW TF ARE YOU THAT QUIET

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lmao

Charge that shit to the game man.

haha, hit you with that poof pow surprise. BET he was creeping for a session himself. He knew what time it was

To be real, though. It's not that big of a deal.

Your dad is just a dude. He knows what it's like to want to see some online titties.

you're overreacting.

in fact,

I'm sure your dad is looking at some virtual titties as we speak.

Power Move:

Try and walk in on your mom and dad having sex.



What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

o no

Cake, tryna scar you for life!

Dude, you dont think your mom is flicking the bean as we speak? Theyre not really trippin on your spank sessions. Theyll laugh about it, but thats about it.

Yo why he tell tho man ugh

Your mom understands too.

Nope when my dad told her it sounded like anger

I have been caught numerous times by my mum as a teen. Once she saw me and froze for like 2 seconds before I aw her and stopped, now think how I felt, all she could say in a timid voice was "what?". I immediately buried my head and she walked out. But she played it like a champ and pretended it didnt happen and began conversing normally after 10 minutes.

lmaaaoo


a bold move indeed, but played right could give you the upper hand

no its a bad move, why would you want to see your dads cock thrusting into your mothers vagina?

it will scar you for life

u dont look at it u just open the door and turn ur head to the ceiling and make a fuss

gone

I think I heard my dad groaning weirding loud. Bedroom door closed.

That alone almost made me vomit

I saw my parents when I was 11.



I dont wanna talk about it

"I think there are ghosts in the house."

"Oh..."

"mum are you sick I can hear you making funny noises?"

"Oh..."