well that was a failure
 

it snowed 10 inches last night

which is whatever its ohio i can deal with it. i get up early today. got outside early knew i would have snow to clean off my piece of shit car before i could go to work.

the snow is deep, and is ice crusted over. so im like shit yo. i clean it all off, scrape the centimeter deep ice off all my windows. and it starts raining.

as the rain hits my windows, it immediately turns to ice. instantly.

did i mention i don't have heat?

so i'm like FUCK

concoct a plan like fuck it. i can ride with my front windows down, if i limp up to the arab spot i can get gas under the awning/roof thing, and re-scrape the ice off, and then kick my wipers on full blast so when i leave they can keep the windshield clear

i somehow get there, hitting every pothole in the snow covered road, and not hitting any parked cars. do all that

as soon as i pull back into the rain the wipers ain't doing shit but leveling out the layers of ice all strategically to destroy me

so im like fuck it im heading home till this clears up

i cant get in my parking lot tho cuz im sliding everywhere

luckily a neighbor was outside smoking i had him gas my shit while i pushed it to the side of the road, overheating

im destined to fail in this life.

Lol.

I called off work 30min ago


Snow doesnt bother me.....we had like 8in on Monday

But i dont play w the ice.

Ice been falling out the sky since 11pm last nite. No thanks.....

My 2 story staircase alone is like a kevin mccalister death trap waiting to leave my crumpled frame in a twisted pile of cripple.

Plus apparently from wat ive been learning my job gives every1 a freepass whenever it snows.

But yea....heat would be a valuable resource in the winter for your car.....

word

i called them and told them i'm running late

but if the rain/snow don't stopped i literally can't leave. i havent had a day of work since tuesday of last week, and they finally got some work for me and i can't make it.

i don't want to call off cuz i don't want to be seen as EXPENDABLE because i AM

just gonna call them and let them know the deal

Ny been full of this shit all week

But hey uh oh at least ur battery ain't shit out

wordd

my car is in that inbetween state, where enough stuff works for me to keep it and use it

but enough stuff doesnt work, that theres no point trying to fix anything on it. cuz as soon as i fix or put any money in it, something else will die and it will be immobile for good

i aint going in today fuck it.

shits not supposed to stop until 5

Make some cash shoveling driveways
U can make way more Guap like that opposed to concocting shit sandwiches

Lmao!

Son dont work at subway no mo....u way behind the netcee times


But yo......fuck shoveling sidewalks all day.....maybe if i had a snowblower....

Fuck snow.

If it's cordless it's dope


I got a plug in one


Too much hassle

losing my mind

stuck

no ones answering there phones

gonna lose my job

pass me the bleach

IN OTHER NEWS

Andrew Bynum will be playing for the Pacers

Ask Jesus for help.

http://www.forbes.com/2010/02/11/ame..._slide_10.html

you should move somewhere that has public transit.

Did u make it?

Yooo fuck that ice storm man my piece of shit car has heat but the wipers don't work lol rainx the shit out ta your windshield man you be surprised how much it helps

This thread reminds me why I like NC. I chuckled three times.

Snowed a lil in Houston lol

http://www.forbes.com/2010/02/11/ame...s_slide_2.html

I can confirm...

Word, be careful about that shit. My mother managed to slip and fall when she was going outside for a smoke just a week ago. Broke her hand and had to have a surgery. Shit's no joke.

yeaaaaaa

my boss came and swooped

i was stressing for nothing they weren't even sweating it, im so used to having shitty jobs whenever im late or can't show up i think im gonna be instantly fired but dude was like don't worry man its all good your a good worker we love having you etcetc then he blew me and we did WORK

but word i've been having crazy anxiety and stressing since i called off yesterday, and today was putting me over the edge

im lucky to have the job i do even if the works been slow.

I'm so happy to be in Ireland where we just get rain.

word i need to get that

its never been a problem before its just the ice really. and my tires are kind of bald

my main problem is i live back in these slummy apartments the landlord owns the ROAD going into them, so its not maintained by the city. so all the streets are fine basically clear as hell and salted and all that, except my block and the parking lots of the apartments i stay in. if i could get out i'd be fine lol. it usually doesnt rain pure ice that was insanity

it doesnt snow there? weird. guess its the gulf current thing whatever its called. where the warm water currents go up there

cuz your farther north than me geographically i think

but im in the heart of the snowbelt, just south of lakes the size of small oceans carved out by glaciers

IN MURICA

holy shit that is AMAZING

we never get recognition for anything. i'm loving this.

its not miserable because only 18 percent of the population have college degrees tho. no one needed them here because of the steel factories and unions etc you could cake right out of high school. but then factories closed down and moved over seas so that pretty much destroyed any growth/stability

now we are known for our crime and poverty

It snows, maybe like a few days a year but it is never thick and usually melts after an hour or so.

We've only had one day of snow this winter, christmas eve, and as I said, it was gone after about 2 hours.

We get mild weather in every season tho, so our summers suck too...it just rains all the time no matter what season it is, we get a couple weeks of sun and then it's back to the rain. It's why Ireland is so green.

this list is amazing

cleveland earned its number 1 spot. i figured it would go to detroit but cleveland is terrible.

cleveland at 1, canton at 9, akron at 12, toledo at 15, and youngstown at 18

that is amazing to me. they're all factory towns tho so it makes sense since shit shut down everywhere

i've only lived in canton and akron. but 4 of those 5 are northeast ohio

the greatest place in the world. toledo might as well be michigan. we fought them for it for some reason tho.

Lol yo man you sure you don't live in the same apartments as me?

word the president mckinley thing is pretty cool. read somewhere he petitioned for the presidency from his front porch or something like stoop kid. might be mistaken

chicago right there next to canton for it's crime rate (obviously) and 10.25% sales tax. i think it's more now actually. cigarettes 12 bucks a pack as of january. love the city to death tho