Despite some hesitation, I will be partaking in the bar scene tonight. Wish me luck.
 

Blackjack and shots of jack. BANG.

I hope to survive, if not I love you all. I bequeath my admin status to @Split Eight, my bird avatar to @Fig, my iTunes library to @Certain, and all of my lols to @Ryan 12. He needs all the help he can get.

@big baby hope you have a fun filled night as well, brobeans. Stay safe kiddo.

You did this on purpose.

Aw. He tries soooo hard.

*pats head*

nd vag on tap

pancake im ur bff on my other account



this is balance

yay :)

I feel like I got less than everyone else

But I feel as though there wasn't much you could've given me

don't die cake

Dont worry guys He will he back on before midnight

good luck cake its scary out there

I am ur friend but u cannot out drink the old man

DEAR DIARY:

im buying Red Stag, 1800 Select Silver, Stoli and a 12 of Pilsner Urquell for tomorrow and the super bowl... idk if i wanna swap the Red Stag for something or what.

Be safe out there bruh.

certain gets your iTunes library? certain?
I hope you die

LOL

Destroyer, you don't want this conflict, though actually I hate iTunes.

Also, Pancake, you forgot to give away your protein vats and other weightlifting bro stuff.

Pretty sure he's welcoming that conflict.

@Destroyer

are you welcoming a conflict with certain?

confirm or deny

I welcome all contact with a hardon

Des. do not lie. are you wearing reading glasses and watching Wheel of Fortune right now? in a LaZBoy w/ remote caddy filled with heart medication?

sort of
I'm smoking some michigan outdoor while watching friends reruns in front of my electric fireplace while drinking coke zero and intermittently hitting my ecig

Coke Zero is great. Friends is OK, though I prefer predecessors Seinfeld and Cheers.

@Certain

you have been challenged by @Destroyer

he, like myself, is of the opinion that you like coitus with men

how do you respond to these allegations?

Please grow up or leave me alone, Masaii.

So you choose to duck every time a member calls you out on your prop 17 behaviour by saying grow up?

Maybe I should become a mod and abuse powers to right? So grown up.

You are cancer.

wat