Gifts you'd buy your NCG's if you won $600 million
 

@J. Metts

http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/smart-car-1.jpg

@Bags

http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-conten...4/wwf_ring.JPG

@Masaii

http://deeprootsmalawi.files.wordpre...9/img_0467.jpg

Nothing.

Bathsaults an razorblades

for Allen??? daddy Yankee. greatest. hits obv

lmao

Id pay everyone on netcees 1million dollars each to tongue punch a fruit roll up tattoo on my dad's gooch

i'd buy everyone WNBA season tickets

Dally gasolina

i wont tongue punch but what i will do is headbutt said goofy with tongue. exposed. same? no?

*goofy. I can't turn my auto correct off

ffml

Okay but you have to shave your head before and let me lube it up with DG's vag chowder that I.put in my mouth abd then push with my tongue through the gaps of clenched teethhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggg

ihey neigh. i thought masaiis. gift was a tree to hang himself. till i scrolled down. n saw that aborigine. with a Lando. Carlisarran haircut

Id make sure y'all families straight

Lol. Thanks Neigh.

Id buy you:

http://www.australiansteroids.com/wp...-dianabol1.jpg

i would buy @Vulgar a 7 subject notebook

what's. dianabol

Who would buy me recording equipment

Itd be like an investment

If investments were brown and pawned the brand new equipment you gave them

@Muff its like Australian herpes cream. Masaii is their spokesman

steroids cause neigh does them irl.

Yoooooo good looks my dude! Id play w that shit in the tub while i drink.

i hope someone buys me a boner bike

New color scheme.

As i made that tag i will buy it for u.

The novelty of the dildo.skateboard dun ran out eh?

fag

Dont get uppity with me u fuckin chinky lookin wetback. Ur not built for this fuckboy. Stick to makin quirky shock comments in threads about cats created by men twice ur age who write rhymes about inertia. Fuckin slapface.

oh damn

fig is forbidden from the bonercycle as well

First of all that wasnt even directed towards you dick chip

And second of all, I'm going to take the high road on this one

good day sir

may your women never stray black, for fear they may never come back

Damn...

Good I didn't want to ride anyways. Its sound painful.

LOOK AT ME KING

I am. Why do you have a dookie stain splattered on your cheek?

Bags stfu.u piece.of shit faggot id give all 600 million to see u suffer

I'd get neigh like 10 50cals. 3 nun chucks. 5 hotari honzo blades. A cannon. Bazooka. A nuclear warhead. Kate upton's fully functional vagina (I get her tatas). Bags could get some smash brothers. Chyeah would get that doomsday bike. I'd give fig a bow made out of shit filled condoms. Danielsoncake would get a record player. Big baby gets Sesame Street porno. Dull boy gets Jack Nicholson.

Whys I would give you a dingy waterbottle filled up.with ayahuasca, a tent, and a flute, then helicopter land you on the tallest mountain that I'll design with all my money. Then I'll have no more.

Tf is ayahuasca

Lmao yeah right

Fig is a boarder nigh seen since the olden days


Dude boards like a young Harry conick jr

ur just saying that cause he looks like a young you