Just got some staggering news about 15 minutes ago.
 

In 9 months I will be a dad.

Umm.

Fuck.

DNA test of course, but I'm pretty sure it's mine cuz I've been around her about every day for the last 2 months & she sweats the fuck outta me.

I don't know what to feel right now tbh.

I'm fucked tho.

Great.

A reason for you to act like a man. Well done son.

that sucks

If you didn't want a kid why the fuck would you not jimmy up?

Does this mean you guys had sex?

Also, you'll be fine, I'm sure.

Sorry, though

... or congratulations maybe

Rupture that shit bro..

Fuck u.

And I ALWAYS wear a hat @ Dom.. there were 2 instances where I didn't on some drunk not feeling like going to the gas station for a box of hats type shit.

She's a really pretty lady & I had to do it lol

I had to.

Wise I've paid for 2 abortions in my life & regretted the hell out of it.

It's something I'm considering tho, but shorty is hella excited about the situation.. & I got feelings for her.

Congrats...dna test bro...

Oh wow. That does sound difficult. In case y'all keep it, congratulations, bro!

Whoa 2 abortions. Baby killa!!!!

Yeah Tyson.. shit is a blower that I've gone thru w/ that process.

Thanks everyone for the congrats.

I will teach it how to text battle at 5 years old, & it will be dope as hell or I'm beating that ass.

Damn why didn't u get snippy with me cause of my comment? I wanted to force my opinion on the situation. Instead u made me feel sympathy, u bastard.

Sorry man lol my head a lil fucked up right now.

Yo u bout to raise a kid for 18 years and pay him thru college cause u think she nice?

what u doin with this chick, stay together or on some agreement shit?

Fuck you too faggot bitch.


But on a good note, consider that baby of yours a blessing. Children are blessings.

No matter what she got him by the balls bro. I rarely see stable "agreements" when it come to baby mamas. But a good father would see its all worth it for that lil girl/boy.

We're cool as fuck(not really together).. she's a really good friend of mine & basically she just sleeps w/ me & hangs out.. I never put the relationship tag on it, & she goes to the University of Illinois & is mad busy.

I'm supposed to be going back to MD in a few weeks tho, & iono if I can do that now.. she's really an awesome girl.

Congrats. I'll see y'all on Maury soon, yes? :p

Well this doesnt sound good.lol.

Better wife her then.. what happened to that soulmate of yours.. the blonde one

idk. you in a tuff predicament.

congrats tho, all the same.

lol

It could be.. I just don't know yet.

She don't get off work til midnight, & we gotta talk bout this shit.

She's lucky I actually care for her lol

Word, she's in Maryland.. I talk to her every day & I actually love that one.

S'why I couldn't slap the relationship tag on the girl I been messing w/ now.

But yeah man shit is tough.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot..._1144679_n.jpg

On the left.

I was a little sympathetic to this, but then

LMAO if you still didn't learn your lesson after you knocked up not one but TWO women... well, maybe deep down you really want this baby

See if you can make a serious relationship with the chick work

Eitherway I think you can definitely look on the brightside... you will learn to love this kid and it wil be a blessing not a burden

All three can get it. Then we would go eat. Skinny females only last for so long.

She looks like the type to make your life a living hell.

G'luck.

soundsl ike you got a winner here..

kids are not bad bro..you seem well adjusted, u will be fine.

congrats.

Would smash

lmao Dom, I paid for them when I was 18.. I'll be 29 in December.

Ty, she's actually thicker than she looks in that pic.. & the girl on the right is bad as fuck naked.. ass like blaow.

& Wise, nah actually it's the complete opposite.. she's chill as fuck & does her thing with school & work.. she's independent as hell. & I dig that about her.

Innovator, I am far from well adjusted right now lol

DID U GIVE HER THAT PEARL NECKLACE??

She doesn't let me cum on her face, only her stomach, tits, or ass.

She stopped me mid-nut first time we had sex & said no fucking way dude.

Like how u gon grab my arm while I'm trying to get that shit out & say no fucking way!?

Ruined my nut tbh.

lmfaoooooooo. good shit.

Damn that's tough.

Congratulations either way though eh? Personally, I think this is one 3-peat you could bare to walk away from, but it's your life... kinda... Just don't go for what will bring temporary relief.

I literally have no respect for you

I literally don't give a flying fuck.

I literally want you to say the following

"I, Timothy, am a sub-human piece of trash"

yo think of it like this...she gone get her degree and a high paying job...boom! TEAM DAD