ITT: nc chooses the bottle(s) of liquor I purchase when I get paid tomorrow
 

Jameson
Jack
Knob Creek
Baileys/vodka/whole milk
151/coconut/pineapple
OTHER

3 olives The dude an mountain dew

Of those listed I'd say Knob Creek.

100 proof. Whiskey.

Dat dere efficient drunkenness.

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Remy VSOP is what I'd get.

Or ol' faithful.. Hennessy.

who gets paid on a Tuesday?

Lol helluva life

I'm not a huge Remy fan, always feel that shits wayyyyyyyyyyyy overrated tbh

Disaranno or Port are my current drink of choice

captains morgans is my go to drink though

u drink those str8

i barbacked at this warehouse techno house shit over the holidays bc suspended in other job

lol @ the tag.

Can't help being a product of my environment.

Love my cognacs tho.. especially in the winter.

word that shit is magical

werd

wat is that

nvm googled. will try looks cheap too

Its taste just like mt dew gets u tore up an smooth as fuck

too bad Mountain Dew tastes like white trash

Mt. Dew is the fucking greatest son.

Especially Code Red.

Knob Creek tho

strik w/ the proof

Loll, I don't drink soda only if im mixing.shit I will an im not picky


Crown N grape soda dope to

yo strikta ur cat mad fluffy, u ever walk that shit on the streets like YO GIRL PET MY SHIT then she's like awwwww OMG and ur like yeah, suck my D girl and she's like iight so you go back pop some VSOP and fuck her while your cat stares creepily

how much is crown tho is it worth crown and grape over dude and dew when it's so cheap

I miss drinking henny but I become a mean drunk off it
I broke my hand last time I.drank it off my friends face..ha memories

Naw crown is expensive I only get it wen im feeling wavy
Goin to a party try the dude jawn its cheap an good

Umm, nah. lol wtf

It's my nieces cat & she is a heffer.

& actually Henny & Remy don't make me a mean drunk like it used to.. I indulge at a slower pace than I did in my early 20s.

yeah unless my boys are round and we sharing bottles, then we use coke mixers

Concur.

you guys got Bigga pop over there? the grape flavour goes OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Nah we don't have that.. & it's called SODA lol

I hate when ppl call it pop.. just sounds retarded to me... but I'll actually let u Brits get a pass on it.. but Americans who say pop just annoy me.

But all grape soda is fire.

Fanta >

Hell even Shasta goes hard.

macallan 25 is the best option in here by far but far beyond what i would ever purchase on a normal payday.

pancake is right regarding knob creek vs your other choices.

also consider maker's, wild turkey 101, and black label as options..

wtf @ balieys and vodka. no

White Russians are delicious. But you'd need Kahlua, too (or really instead of Bailey's, though I've heard of it made with both).

naw dawg, all you need is whole milk and a lotta vodka

It's not a White Russian without Kahlua. The Kahlua gives it the flavor.

Hemlock

^^^

the dude wants a fuckin caucasian, man.

also yes, traditional caucasian is vodka, kahlua, milk (whole).

big baby gobble the big baby wine. big baby wipe wine on bib when done and burp. " oh this bottle gr8" CHUG that bottle of wine. Big baby burp red wine. steak knife in one hand pounding on table to big baby wife. "mustachia, get the dinner ready" i exclaim. shes like big baby plz im working as fast i can. i get up, in a rage. storm into kitchen " WHAT U SAY MUSTACHIA?" she whimpers. "FINISH THE DINNER BEFORE I GO WALUIGI ON YOU MUSTACHIA" she scurries and drops my steak on the ground.

i
flip
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big baby rage mad big baby mad you wouldnt lLIKE WHNE BIG BABY MAD. she picks up and says 5 second rule lol. im like baby i love you you know that right

shes like are u talking to urself cause u refer to urself in 3rd- i smack the mustachia off her and wear it. i call myself dubstachio for a brief moment then put it in her food for being dumb. she comes over and puts my bib on as i eat it with a-1. thanks babe. "r u talking to ur-" i look at her demonically. she shuts up and says sorry. i say its ok. next time big baby shoot fireball. idiot. fuck you