Help cold weather tips
 

Bros it's a whopping 57 degrees and it's going down to 45 in the morning

How do I deal with this guys?!

Put a jacket on

:(

We have 8in of snow here.

Miami is paradise

Paradise isn't 45 degrees.

I was whipping in snow all day lol fun as fuck.

Beside of the obvious like clothes etc.:

Don't drink hot shit like tea etc. if you're outside. The body will look upon it as a heat source and lower your body temperature.

Use two-three t-shirts instead of just one. It'll work as sealing making it more resistant against cold wind and it'll take more of the cold shit to get through the layers and reach your body. Don't pack your clothes too tight as it'll let the cold through more easily.

Also, try not to sweat too much, that shit will cool you down. This might be a challenge if you're fat as fuck.

Wool > mostly anything else.

Jerk off, it gets your heart pumping circulating more of that hot blood through your body. Do it furiously for extra effect.

Oh, ye, the cold also makes your body use more energy so it would be wise to eat/drink more frequently.

not sure if troll, but lol'ed anyway

Paradise isn't full of Cubans.

This thread is way better than I thought if would be.

Coke works wonders for the cold shakes.

Saturday morn on the low... Ill holler

Lmao.

NC better get ready for this.

you mean Puerto Ricans?

Just wear more clothes.

That's the best way tbh.

Even better: Wear two boxers over one another. Trust me.

Miami's known for an over abundance of Cubans, not Puerto Ricans, son.

I'm wearing two sets of pants today. I had to walk about half a mile, and it's 10 degrees, and I don't own thermal underpants, so I just doubled up. It's not so bad, and my legs have stayed warm.

Guys my water heater broke

I hate this weather

Mannnnnnn 60 degrees atop a roof with the sun just right.

I love you miami, #nolivanhernandez

same thing

Not even close.

Pretty close. I'm spic so I'm right.

One is a protectorate of America and has generations of people growing up under a capitalist, democratic regime with a liberal bent.

One is a communist country that has generations of people growing up under a violent dictator with an extreme left wing ideology.

These are not the same people in any way.

we're talking about american ones...?

You think the Cubans in Miami aren't FOBs? They're all FOBs and at best they are first generation Americans.

omg yeah diode shut up

its simple that nik-a wants to brag because he knows about the polar vortex and think hes subtlely funny/making us jealous when in retrospect big baby da big baby doing pushups in snow with my wool bib, getting super strong while weak floridians are buying jordans worrying about 50 degree weather with their dicks out waiting for a hurricane to fuck them up again. fuck you

U need to take a nap.

Ur cranky.

Racists and unfunny faggots gtfo

Thanks

Puerto Ricans known for slashing

That cat looks sad.

But not in a pitiful, coward, way.

In a wise, and thoughtful way.

Like he has seen the world for what it truly is, the best it has to offer, and it made him....a little sad.

I threw a knife at my brother once.

:O

y?

He said something stupid I think. He closed his door and it got stuck.

We were grounded from doors for awhile.

I threw someone down the stairs once.

I don't think I can hang out with you guys anymore :(

Catching niggas while they sleepin, no relaxin.