THE OFFICIAL AOB.COM "WHAT QUALITIES DO YOU BRING TO OUR WEBSITE?" THREAD
 

lmao okay so in this thread we'll list what qualities we all bring to the board

other members can then later help rectify any others may have missed by quoting them and adding additional information where appropriate

i'll start:


- Impeccable Hat-Game

- 33-1 Bar Fight Champion

- The second greatest text battler ever. I've battled for ten years straight and finished second best in every one of them.



GO!

- German

- Most tolerable Australian

- redneck who's not really redneck.

Yo who'd you lose to @Lars?

He must have been a bawse

-the smartest
-the leader
-genius writer
-web's greatest troll
-survival skills
-psychological skills

I can be anything you want me to be.

lost credibility about 3 seconds after this.

lmao i dont have access to NC's to dig it up right now

but basically i was faded, got asked to go to some house party by these chicks, i was on my dolo at this point because my boys had gone to pick up some bud or something

but i figured fuck it, she and her friend was hot and feeling your boy...

so i've been at this house party, drinking, i was already way past my limit. some minor bullshit escalates as it often does with me because i can be a stubborn asshole when the mood takes me

this guy i knew wouldnt shoot me a fair one, he had his boys behind him insight of me

basically i've hit him a couple times, as he's trying to grapple me i rolled my ankle and dropped

there were at least three of his friends had to punch me to try keep me down

my nose was busted, pretty sure i posted the picture up on netcees from work

aint nothing though

still on my grizzly

I will literally end you, bc you are human garbage brolol

You'll get em next time

Geographical lies and largely discussed threads

-Strongest member of AoB.
-Most intelligent/self-aware on AoB.
-Most aesthetic.
-Best grasp of the English language on AoB.
-Best poker player on AoB.
-Best Madden player on AoB.
-Best long distance runner on AoB.

some shifty flo

- best beard
- tag team goat
- nc yearbook pics on deck
- brought the youtube world to the text game
- beat veritas in legendary scripts 2

- posts once a day or less
- large nose to block intruders
- best two mile runner

My verse was better. "Veritas won"


I brought the YouTube to this

Don't get ahead of yourself, brah

*Lars' favourite Wild Thornberry

* - Is Not Scott Akers

lmao have you not noticed how everyone else listed positive things?

stupid nazi.

-better poker player than cake
-will teach you how to kill
-best scat man on board
-non race trader

- you can't rhyme like me
- Most honest person ever on the internet
- Will haunt you forever
- Gives less of a fuck about anything than anyone here
- Will eat ur fucking face
- Irish
- master storyteller
- you can't rhyme like me
- No ego, apart from the fake one I use for lulz or to pysche people out before battles.
- Can take a joke without getting all faggy and butthurt
- Knows how to out troll every member of this site
- seriously, you can't rhyme like me.

@Witty

has no ego, yet makes a huge list of why he's better than everyone else.

Has had sex with every member of this board's minds

Owns you all so severely and complexly that you do not even realize it

Has never nor will ever lose an e beef

I run this shit, I am the alpha

You get less funny by the post, V.

If funny is what you are going for, you're not going far.

Two reasons

- That's what this thread is for
- I like to see who gets butthurt over fake ego...case in point: You
- I'm fucking awesome
- I can't count.

Bleak:

- Has no sense of humour

- Foolishly tries to insult someone much more clever than himself

- Has no unique skill when it comes to writing but insists on making us read his generic bullshit anyway.

- Wants to collab with me so bad.

- Can eat a dick, and is about to get haunted if he doesn't know his role and shut his dick cave.

:)

-has never been intoxicated off bleach
-rhymes close to 1,000 times better than that Scottish faggot
-arguably the best looking person in the world
-has the biggest crush on robranda
-biggest Aesop Rock fan on this piece of shit
-is stalking David Lama, waiting for the right moment to strike

You want to put those words to the test little princess?

Witty:

-does not recognize humor when it smacks him in the kneecaps.

-will never be more clever, or witty, than bleak.

-says bleak has no skill in writing, yet in his vote on my battle in the AOWL:

"As I said, when it comes to the technical aspects this piece was pretty flawless for the most part, and well written."

-confuses the idea of collabing with literally anyone, with only wanting to collab with him.

-doesn't scare shit. come at me.

-Does not take threads as seriously as bleak
-Split's body double in event of assassination scare
-My avatar's kinda cool

deaded@assasination scare, bahaha

Pink slip, loser leaves forever.

I will be waiting :)

set it up, although you know you won't leave.

ahhhhh net beef... love it

Lmao, I know I won't...because I won't lose.

Topical battle obviously.

I don't pink slip with topicals bro, I'm not a topical head.

But you knew that, which is why you offered it.

-does harry carey impression

Bleak does not matter. He is mad.

There's quite a few words there, want to be a little more specific sweetie?

Not at all, I have pink slipped text before...and won.

But...we were talking about real writing skills...in topicals, you aren't a topical head? You probably shouldn't be in a topical league.

Come on now, I have the thread ready...let's do this.