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Badweather 01-17-2014 06:03 AM

TAX SEASON!!!!!!
 
i claimed myself, and marked that i was "head of household." definitely made less than 26 g's this year. how is it possible to owe over $500?!?!


kill me now!

Ghost1 01-17-2014 06:39 AM

LOL

Im gettin 4300back

Bangbang

Split 01-17-2014 07:28 AM

my tax return's gonna be like $100

Witty 01-17-2014 07:29 AM

I don't understand taxes.

Ghost1 01-17-2014 07:49 AM

Basically the government steals money from u all year long then at the beginning of the following year they give u back a portion of what they stole from u.

Taxes 101

Wise Wiggles 01-17-2014 07:52 AM

Thank god

Ryan 12 01-17-2014 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty (Post 254046)
I don't understand taxes.

23 without knowledge of taxes



lmao ur so pathetic

Ryan 12 01-17-2014 07:53 AM

and back on ignore you go


@Witty

Witty 01-17-2014 08:28 AM

Ryan put me back on ignore to counter my statement that he only took me off because ppl said it was gay.

Ryan is butthurt and doesn't know how to hide it.

Ryan ruins being butthurt.

Ryan ruins everything.

dull boy 01-17-2014 08:29 AM

All kids are good for.

veritas 01-17-2014 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags (Post 254060)
Basically the government steals money from u all year long then at the beginning of the following year they give u back a portion of what they stole from u.

Taxes 101

this.

veritas 01-17-2014 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty (Post 254075)
Ryan put me back on ignore to counter my statement that he only took me off because ppl said it was gay.

Ryan is butthurt and doesn't know how to hide it.

Ryan ruins being butthurt.

Ryan ruins everything.

you have a good gimmick going here, mostly because of how true it is.

Strikta 01-17-2014 09:09 AM

How u getting back 4300?

U got like 3 kids or something?

I'm only getting back like a grand.

Witty 01-17-2014 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dull boy (Post 254076)
All kids are good for.

Nah, the sex is enjoyable too.

Wise Wiggles 01-17-2014 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strikta (Post 254096)
How u getting back 4300?

U got like 3 kids or something?

I'm only getting back like a grand.

If you claim a child, the government steals money out of everyone else's pocket so dumb ass faggots who don't cover der pepe before plucking away can live like kings and spoil their offspring into the little pieces of shit that makes this country so fabulous.

StarFaggot 01-17-2014 09:15 AM

I will be paying taxes.

Lol Badweather how do you owe taxes? Are you on govt assistance?

Diode 01-17-2014 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Badweather (Post 253996)
i claimed myself, and marked that i was "head of household." definitely made less than 26 g's this year. how is it possible to owe over $500?!?!


kill me now!

you can't claim head of household unless you have a dependent, genius.

Badweather 01-17-2014 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode (Post 254109)
you can't claim head of household unless you have a dependent, genius.

Sure I can. Especially 'cause I'm head of the household.

Diode 01-17-2014 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Badweather (Post 254159)
Sure I can. Especially 'cause I'm head of the household.

That's not what that means, but okay. Enjoy your audit.

Diode 01-17-2014 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags (Post 254060)
Basically the government steals money from u all year long then at the beginning of the following year they give u back a portion of what they stole from u.

Taxes 101

not if you claim the proper amount of deductions.

Badweather 01-17-2014 10:00 AM

Lmao! Yeah an audit. The IRS is gonna turn my world upside-down for a few hundred bucks.



I'm ruined. Wesley Snipes to thread

Badweather 01-17-2014 10:01 AM

On a serious note. If you're a parent, you're getting mad stacks this year.

uh-oh 01-17-2014 11:15 AM

MAN

how you guys doing it already? i do turbotax and they told me they can't file until the irs does some weird shit or something in the government is down

im pretty sure i did my taxes wrong, out of 400 dollar checks, i get 351 after taxes, which seems pretty crazy yo. but im gonna be getting a couple hundred back anyways somehow

i thought i would owe

Certain 01-17-2014 12:16 PM

I get back at least $1,100 every year. I file to have a little extra withheld. This year, I had some major medical expenses because of knee surgery, too, so I'm hoping to bring in about $2,000.

uh-oh 01-17-2014 12:18 PM

aight so turbotax did it now.

im getting back like 270 lmao

i only made 8 stacks tho, and the way i had it set up they barely took anything out of my checks, so i think it works out.

Rawn MD 01-17-2014 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strikta (Post 254096)
How u getting back 4300?

U got like 3 kids or something?

I'm only getting back like a grand.

thats what im looking at i think

i usually avg around 1200 or so w tax returns

still waiting on my w2's tho

cant i access that sht tho through my ssn n internet or do i have to wait 4 employers to mail that sht?

trap. 01-17-2014 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh (Post 254291)
aight so turbotax did it now.

im getting back like 270 lmao

i only made 8 stacks tho, and the way i had it set up they barely took anything out of my checks, so i think it works out.

How do you make 8k in a year and survive? I'd be living like a king where you're at.

Certain 01-17-2014 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rawn MD (Post 254292)
thats what im looking at i think

i usually avg around 1200 or so w tax returns

still waiting on my w2's tho

cant i access that sht tho through my ssn n internet or do i have to wait 4 employers to mail that sht?

So you're going to file for a tax refund ... while on the LAM?

http://i.imgur.com/ErPw0nn.gif

Wise Wiggles 01-17-2014 12:23 PM

Yeah I usually get 1200 also. Last couple years they been taking my state return though for some unknown bullshit reason I'm too ADHD to read into. So I'm proll looking at a grand.

Rawn MD 01-17-2014 12:23 PM

yes sir

and have it loaded to a pre-paid debit green dot card

i already spoke to ppl and figred it out schematically @Certain

uh-oh 01-17-2014 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trap (Post 254294)
How do you make 8k in a year and survive? I'd be living like a king where you're at.

i didnt work the whole year, and i live with my pops. i normally just pay electric, internet, tv, and my phone, but the past few months i've been paying rent too, since my dad quit his job due to injury, and workers comps been jerking him around and its been destroying me supporting us both.

if i got steady work, i would make 20 grand a year tho. 400 a week (350 after taxes).

Diode 01-17-2014 12:43 PM

you made 8k net or 8k gross?

uh-oh 01-17-2014 12:56 PM

in box 1, "wages tips other comp"

7880

uh-oh 01-17-2014 12:57 PM

i also made 300 off BEATZ and 100 off a football bet :cool:

Diode 01-17-2014 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh (Post 254341)
in box 1, "wages tips other comp"

7880

jesus.

making me feel horrible today uhoh

Certain 01-17-2014 01:03 PM

Guys, if we all gave uh-oh the change that we have lying around the house, we could double his annual income.

Rawn MD 01-17-2014 01:03 PM

i want my w2 damnit, and its going to be damn near impossible to get bc they wont mail it to PO Box even if i had it redirected


srsly how can i get my w2 online?

Diode 01-17-2014 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rawn MD (Post 254355)
i want my w2 damnit, and its going to be damn near impossible to get bc they wont mail it to PO Box even if i had it redirected


srsly how can i get my w2 online?

lmao you have a warrant out

you aint getting shit rawndo

Certain 01-17-2014 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rawn MD (Post 254355)
i want my w2 damnit, and its going to be damn near impossible to get bc they wont mail it to PO Box even if i had it redirected


srsly how can i get my w2 online?

I get it through my company website.

SupaDave 01-17-2014 01:06 PM

See u soon rawn


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